The Tom Green Show
(1999)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 2
Episode 26
Episode 13 - 2-26-1999
- Tom helps to fight fires
- Intro
- Talkin with P-Jroo
- Checking the overheated car
- Spraying audience with water
- Driving audience home in OC transpo bus
- Harassing audience member parents
- Humplik offers to drive some young female fans home in his suzuki swift - Tom almost gets his ass kicked by audience member roommate Stu
- Eric the last audience member meets Toms parents.. is asked to french kiss them
- Fin
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Episode 25
Episode 12 - 2-19-1999
- Chinese dude intro
- Intro
- Defending Humplik, Glenn doesnt know C++ (neither do I..)
- Tom goes on a garbage route
- Bullhorn comedy in Eatons, talking to the deaf camera man.. using bullhorn to announce he has condoms
- Phone Fun: calling crime stoppers reporting Glenn cheats on his girlfriend. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk
- Celery Generals
- Guest: Ed the Sock. Spraying milk on ed, and his puppeteer
- The dysfunctional mall. Repeats segment replaced with profile on Humplik: the band (due to legal reasons)
- Glenn Humplik sings a song: "When I was young"
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Episode 24
Episode 11 - 2-12-1999
- Clutch clip; Tom is the internet cafe worker
- Intro
- Brick wall action! happening here tonight
- Celebrity Watching: rocket richard, nelson mandela
- I like Coffee.. I also like God
- Talkin with a Mr. Sub employee
- Billy Bob talks with young ladies eating pizza
- Dustpan: The 12oz coffee cup part 2
- The grand wizard election
- Visiting Ray Hagel in the truck.. Glenn slams an egg in a audience girls face
- Crazy Tom in an elevator: talkin about crappy books he has
- Open audition for "the new baby"
- Racky the raccoon magic tricks
- Old guy doesnt like the way T.V. is going
- Wrap Up... cheese sandwich couple
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Episode 23
Episode 10 - 2-05-1999
- Singing East Indian dude intro...
- Intro
- Talkin with Glenn; clip showing how much SNL's Will Farrell hates Glenn - Tom dresses as a robot, and prepares to eat some meat
- Harassing people in a cowboy hat, singing a western ditty over and over again
- The Ottawa sticker man
- Playing with the phone: shocking a audience member "Dont break it.. it cost 15 bucks"
- How to make a hand glider
- "Deer run faster than people...bugs bite people..making it harder to film animals.. sunsets are nice.. and Toms an idiot"
- Phil Giroux gets a nude massage
- Billy Bob talks about carrots
- Phone contest: Guess the sound
- Mc Face: attends a wood carving convention
- Chainsawing the phone
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Episode 22
Episode 9 - 1-29-1999
- Billy Bob annoys a street mime
- Intro
- Billy Bob hosts the show. Talks about Ray Hagel molesting him
- Milking Cows: The Mexican Hombre' Senior' Herve'
- Visiting Ray in the truck... more molest talk
- Makin faces: talking to a gibbering old man
- Poster Abuse in Ottawa, morbid guitar woman
- Guest: David Blackman.. with Billy Bob. Chainsawing Dolls, and milk
- Playing Guitar: Harassing people in a pink dress
- Talking with a lady eating pie "Go to hell"
- Billy Bobs prank phone calls
- Talkin with people in a store.. Tom rolls around on his back
- More Billy Bob prank calls.. Discussing Glenn selling Hash
- Playing with hick kids go karts
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Episode 21
Episode 8 - 1-22-1999
- Milkin Cows: Tom the cop milks cows in downtown Toronto. Derek is interviewed and says its great and artistic
- Intro
- Electric Fly swatter test on Glenn
- You can order these amazing products
- Dancing with dead fishes
- A fan writes: Glenn does nothing on the show. Spraying a Polaroid of Glenn Humplik with milk
- Security Enthusiast
- The man with paper wings
- Toms revenge on metro magazine
- "I love you Glenn": Tamera the stripper gives glenn a lap dance
- More fly swatter fun
- Talking with the deaf old man part 2 "can ladies wear shorts?"
- Chainsawing the desk.. putting the head through the hole
- Kids should enjoy nature.. they shouldnt do drugs and put their penises into vaginas ok!
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Episode 20
Episode 7 - 1-15-1999
- Allen Shields in his undies falls down the stairs
- Intro
- Blue faced Humplik. Contest: Guess the sound. Glenn likes his sisters breasts
- Tourist Tom: "This sucks.. ohh that sucks"
- Phone fun: calling people, guess the sound contest
- Billy Bob: drinking the kids juice.. - Phil Giroux: likes to laugh at the less fortunate
- Talking with the deaf old man, makin faces
- Tom and Glenn makeout
- 3am in St. Paul. The UFO visitor
- Guest: Art the sperm expert. Phils semen is tested, then flung at Glenn by Tom.
- The rock collector: Tom eats cow shite
- Chainsawing the desk: evacuate the studio
- Crowd outside, Tom plays in a fire truck...
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Episode 19
Episode 6 - 1-08-1999
- Milkin Cows: Tom dressed as a cop milks a cow in downtown Toronto
- Intro
- Pizza Stick: Glenn Humplik
- Modern Family Restaurant
- Guest: Allen Shields: nudist, fun old guy
- Lookin for nature, wrapped in saran wrap and tinfoil
- Contest for a cruise: phone inside Racky
- Talking with a toothless old man
- Injured bird gets into the bank
- Chainsawing the desk
- Injured Tom with Bike... cops bust him
- Beat Glenn with a loaf of bread
- Toms poem to a chinese girl
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Episode 18
Episode 5 - 1-01-1999
- Observational Humor: You ladies all have nice hair cuts.. you must work in a salon
- Glenns a major ladies man. Cheated on his girlfriend in a ski chalet
- Milkin Cows: Captain Kirk
- Toms a taco: dipped into salsa by Hump
- Intercom trixter
- Guest: Kim Rogers; lab technician, and Phils girlfriend. Also touches Phils penis
- Toms artistic masterpiece: Tiger Zebra. Hanging in the national gallery of Canada
- Tom flicks Phils piss at Glenn
- Rescuing a dead hawk
- Glenn gives Tom some porn. Glenn steals cable with a black box
- Tom pours semen onto Glenn.. he'd been saving up
- Tom sings to Pierce Brosnon
- Guest: a psychic that really sucks.
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Episode 17
Episode 4 - 12-25-1998
- Scaring a window washing lady
- Intro
- Glenn and Tom talk about Garvrosh (Glenns cat). Tom gives Glenn 2 kittens as a present. He has to keep them or they die
- Lauries dead pigeon
- Glenn drinking alcohol on the show
- Is Tom funny when he is drunk?: Rum and coke, throwin up Lebanese food
- Makin Glenn vomit: "Come on hump daddy!"
- Milkin Cows: Tom in Drag
- Guest: Jacques, dressed as a sunflower ... plays with Racky the dead racoon
- Soccer Hooligan
- Toms Parents, Tom and Phil must save Toms dad.. buying medicine in china town from Dr. Chang. Skate boarding, Tom wipes out
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Episode 16
Episode 3 - 12-18-1998
- Playing with chipmunks
- Intro
- Glenn message to children: smoke tom green show cigarettes.. "hey im the best"
- Milkin Cows: Police Officer
- Phone Fun: "the best pizza", a look back at the cartoon Hercules. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk
- Billy Bob's friend Joan
- Giving drives to people : the magnet man
- Rubbing the mic on 2 laughing old Italian guys
- Sean the van guy meets Tom. Lets have a hand for the pedophiles
- Toms bloody bike injury
- Guest: Denise Swanson. The Crack Baby dont come back lady
- Tom interrupts meeting, violence erupts "Im a piece of corn on the cob! Im a myna bird!"
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Episode 15
Episode 2 - 12-11-1998
- Playing soccer with a deer
- Intro
- Secret audience camera: Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk
- Billy Bob: "I like putting rocks in my bum"
- Guest: Rene', the crazy mental guy that cant speak clearly
- Small town: Kenora, Ontario. High voiced Tom applies at local radio stations, followed by cable access show: Big city Beef
- Making fun of Humplik's car: the suzuzki swift
- Holding up traffic: tom puts his face on the side of a bus
- Sneakin into movies: makin friends with scott
- Talkin with a crazy old racist man "I like that negro eddie murphy"
- Glenn Humplik loves children: Who are slaves and make his t-shirts. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk
- Observation Humor
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Episode 14
12-04-1998
- Terry Cloth robe: Tom and SNL's Will Farrell discuss his nice aqua bath robe
- intro
- Talkin with Glenn, the money grubbing bastard
- Falling down in the streets.. (making fun of cripples)
- Revivin' a dead moose
- Guest: Bruce the chef.. throwin a halibut into the audience
- Billy Bob's Mountain... eatin caramels in town
- Cyntra the Domanatrix .. you pee on people! how much for the warm poo
- Foamin newsreporter... Tom visits a Calgary television station during noon news. - Glenn's scam: moving Laptops
- Tom visits a joke shop. Finds an anal intruder, and a masturbation kit.. embarrasses old woman
- Game: Jugs of Orange Juice. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk
- Signing with the old native woman: "and away we go.."
- Finale with the sleeping moose, more humping..
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Season 1
Episode 13
5-01-1998
-shock at the marilyn manson concert
-intro
-come blow with me
-Guest: Jean-marc from Ritchies welding
-Searching Mexico for Toms cross dressing brother
-cartoon guy and his bag of eyes
-Hip Hop camping
-Breaking Wayne Gretzkys records
-Fun Game: Hair + Vaseline game with audience girl Jody
-Tom Green Land
-the philophser
-NYPD GREEN: Under Desk
-band: brandon walsh
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Episode 12
4-24-1998
-rotting head cartoon guy.. Eagle ate his brain
-intro
-fashion police, with tom, some girl, and toms ex
-tom calls audience members house, and tells their parents that he is screwing their daughter, doing cocaine, etc
-3am , the slut mobile
-mexican boner in toms pants
-pro fur lady
-mc face, video for "slaughta ya oughta"
-standup comedy loser
-celebrity watching: jean claude vandamme, vanilla ice, hitler, and Leslie neilson
-fun with street musicians
-band: sully
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Episode 11
4-17-1998
-Hollywood gay old man
-intro
-the power of the camera: the drunk imbecile that tom and Phil met in a bar. Who is tied up, and covered with milk
-guest: car starter expert. Tom covers his face with tinfoil and screams at him
-Humplik: an astronaut in training
-tom walks with a swagger
-Phil's pickup techniques.. trying to get tom a hug and kiss, phil practically humps a chick
-cookin a live lobster with Glenn and tom
-NYPD GREEN : the smallest father. "your father is dead asshole"
-harassing a nice pakistani man. "say you love the tom green show" "i dove de domb gren shiew"
-band: bertha does moosejaw
-toms eyes and talking with ray, as credits roll
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Episode 10
4-17-1998
-dennis woodruff, the struggling actor
-intro
-tom fulfills a dream: meeting Alex trebek
-a game: stinky whiskey buttons with the audience
-rappin with the wheelchair brother in Chicago, talking about batteries
-Derek Harvies impounded car is found in Kingston, and he is almost arrested for hopping a fence
-guest: soap dispenser expert
-hip hop woman (tom in drag.. kicks it fresh)
-ceiling fan: sending hotdogs around the world
-driving with a cab driver, who is a masturbation expert
-band: boywonder
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Episode 9
4-10-1998
-dancing man, and tom
-intro
-fun with science, the urinating scientist
-tic tac toe with the audience, yelling at them "you stupid dummy"
-rappin with the wheelchair brother in Chicago, talking about cheese
-hockey guy
-foreign cultures, with your host: Jim Cab
-guest: ceiling fan expert
-the duster
-the apology (skinny pig): with derek and tom, apologizing for being filthy liars
-band: spinecracker
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Episode 8
4-03-1998
-tom plays a bus driver.. who makes a young boy walk past his stop
-intro
-breadheads return: tom hassles people who he thinks are is mommy. "are you my mother"
-Foster Children Tug of war. Alimotou
-Glenn's day of justice, toms revenge
-tom the movie usher
-guest: some relationship expert
-condom buyer, with the little engine
-tom in drag. swimming with fish and sharks in the ocean
-toms new joke.. sidewalk headbanging
-band: starling
-tom has fun at the Hollywood sign, but its raining
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Episode 7
3-27-1998
-Tom, Derek, and Ray run outta gas in mexico. tom does impressions for people waiting for the gas
-intro
-Jimmy cab, makes replica of earth. sends man hole covers around the world
-Glenn gives instructions for tom to be funny. tom sprays food and sauce on the audience..chaos
-big ben
-ufo's are real. Tom is visited by the "raelien" cult
-guest Joanne, the nail gun expert
-a date with god
Glenn Humplik: the sucker. Glenn is forced to by a young girl radiohead tickets, and in return tom gets him a 'sucker' tshirt
-tom interrupts an Elvis fan concert.. dances and gets people pissed
-band: short fall
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Episode 6
3-20-1998
-Tom solves the OJ simpson murder mystery
-intro
-hockey guy
-tom with the old man makeup. Dave Allston is ejected and banned from the show (good)
-pissed off scientist
-Phil giroux's bachelor tips. use paper plates and plastic bowls. bed lots of women. make tom laugh.. etc
-tom neilson, guest.. whipping onions at the tom green/brad pitt painting on the wall
-NYPD GREEN : ballistics... "now eat my ass!"
-3am radio easter egg hunt at Toms parents house
-toms grandmother gives tongue brushing techniques
-kiki and the tv cans on the trees
-band: salmonblaster
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Tom Meets Will Ferrell
Episode 5 - 3-13-1998
-hollywood blvd. bums talk with Tom
-intro
-the Canterbury tales
-fire in parents bed at 3am
-toms parents gueststar, and fire extinguish tom and Glenn
-tom raps with some sisters. They think he is french, Italian, or polish. But he is not jewish.
-fishing for the vacuum shark
-vandex guest.. tom sniffs it and goes ballistic
-have no fear, burning feet man is here
-rappin with yet another sister.. tom dances free style
-cow brain boat
-band: Scratching post
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Tom, Don't Quit Your Day Job...
Episode 4 - 3-06-1998
-do ya think IM sexy?
-intro -interview with the spanish sailor
-Glenn shows his ass (Money Bags Humplik) + Tom sings "Children"
-this is a message from Don Carleon! (cow head at 3am)
-Where are you going. aka: Tom vs. Old man!
-Lord Sheffield razor guest. Shaving Toms Legs
-climbing palm trees in the sun
-band: Hot Piss
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Watch Motch Motch Motch
Episode 3 - 2-27-1998
-beach tanning (know what im saying)
-intro
-oxymen girls are pretty
-someone took Glenn's watch (but I have a watch motch motch motch)
-hugs
-clockwork orange (hustlin dude)
-interview with the guy from the "Waffle house"
-Scubahood
-dirty pictures (Glenn is big in the gay community)
-buying condoms part 2
-band: This minor tremble
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Parliament Hill Shenanigans
Episode 2 - 2-20-1998
-prime minister can you sign my balls
-intro
-everyone likes fights (magneto vs. wolverine)
-the southpole crew
-meat vs. mug
-the bag lady (time to clean the city)
-hugs
-interview with the butcher (lambs head fun) Russell Chuadary
-Ashley Maciassac (im Ashley Friggin Macissac)
-pump it up ya'll (hand held rap)
-Toms Grandma, and the infamous briefcase of Dereks
-band: Bloody Chickets
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Pilot
Episode 1 - 2-13-1998
30m
-Guarding the pee (skiing equipment)
-intro
-buying condoms
-Glenn Humplik is hiding
-Tom talks with some striking Ontario teachers.
-The clam digger skiff
-Gas engine in the mall
-blind date with David bowie
-interview with Aliea Hewert from express connections-
-NYPD GREEN (greasy cop)
-bowling trophy (your the champ!)
-band: local rabbits
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Pilot
Episode 1 - 2-13-1998
30m
-Guarding the pee (skiing equipment)
-intro
-buying condoms
-Glenn Humplik is hiding
-Tom talks with some striking Ontario teachers.
-The clam digger skiff
-Gas engine in the mall
-blind date with David bowie
-interview with Aliea Hewert from express connections-
-NYPD GREEN (greasy cop)
-bowling trophy (your the champ!)
-band: local rabbits
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Episode 18
Episode 5 - 1-01-1999
- Observational Humor: You ladies all have nice hair cuts.. you must work in a salon
- Glenns a major ladies man. Cheated on his girlfriend in a ski chalet
- Milkin Cows: Captain Kirk
- Toms a taco: dipped into salsa by Hump
- Intercom trixter
- Guest: Kim Rogers; lab technician, and Phils girlfriend. Also touches Phils penis
- Toms artistic masterpiece: Tiger Zebra. Hanging in the national gallery of Canada
- Tom flicks Phils piss at Glenn
- Rescuing a dead hawk
- Glenn gives Tom some porn. Glenn steals cable with a black box
- Tom pours semen onto Glenn.. he'd been saving up
- Tom sings to Pierce Brosnon
- Guest: a psychic that really sucks.
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