The Dick Van Dyke Show
(1961)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 5
The Last Chapter
Episode 32 - 6-01-1966
30m
Rob gives Laura his book (it took 5 years to write.) As Laura begins to read the book, we see classic moments from several episodes. The book takes us through how Rob and Laura met as well as how Rob almost missed his wedding! Later Rob talks about waiting for the birth Ritchie. As Laura finishes the book Rob tells her the publisher hated the book, Alan Brady decides to make the book into a TV series!
7.5/10Where to watch
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The Gunslinger
Episode 31 - 5-25-1966
30m
Under anesthesia for a dental procedure, Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the old west.
7.7/10Where to watch
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Long Night's Journey into Day
Episode 30 - 5-11-1966
30m
Rob & Jerry go fishing leaving Laura (who has a cold) home alone with a mynah bird. Millie comes back to keep Laura company, Millie couldn't find Laura (She was taking a shower).
8.4/10Where to watch
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Love Thy Other Neighbor
Episode 29 - 5-04-1966
30m
Laura and Rob spend time with the Staggs and going to the theater,Jerry & Millie feel left out.
7.1/10Where to watch
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You Ought to Be in Pictures
Episode 28 - 4-27-1966
30m
Rob gets a movie role, but he has to kiss a woman. Laura makes sure that nothing else happens.
6.7/10Where to watch
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The Man from My Uncle
Episode 27 - 4-20-1966
30m
Ritchie's bedroom is used as a stakeout point (it has the best view) Harry Bond is looking for the nephew of Wendell Gerard, Rob loves the gadgets the agent brings to solve the case.
8.2/10Where to watch
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Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.
Episode 26 - 4-13-1966
30m
The staff sends a script to Alan Brady without deleting the insults directed at the star that they routinely add to blow off steam.
8.6/10Where to watch
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A Day in the Life of Alan Brady
Episode 25 - 4-06-1966
30m
Jerry & Millie are having their anniversary party, at the Petrie home one problem the party is a part of documentary that focuses on Alan.
7.7/10Where to watch
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Talk to the Snail
Episode 24 - 3-23-1966
30m
Rob fears his job is gone after reading a memo (found in the trash where they are looking for this week's script that Buddy lost) Rob almost writes for Jelly Bean a snail!
7.6/10Where to watch
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Bad Reception in Albany
Episode 23 - 3-09-1966
30m
Rob and Laura are attending a wedding in Albany, Rob is asked by Alan to watch a fashion show. He promises to tell Alan what he thought of it. Rob has to hurry to the church to usher a wedding.
7.2/10Where to watch
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Buddy Sorrell, Man and Boy
Episode 22 - 3-02-1966
30m
Rob & Sally think Buddy is having an affair but he is getting ready for his bar mitzvah.
7.5/10Where to watch
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Dear Sally Rogers
Episode 21 - 2-23-1966
30m
Sally really wants a husband she goes on ""The Stevie Parsons Show"" thinking she has finally found a husband or has she? Stevie asks Rob to help in a stunt where Stevie picks a letter written to Sally, One problem Sally has no idea what will happen! Wait until Sally finds out who Box 7030 is!
7.5/10Where to watch
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Remember the Alimony
Episode 20 - 2-16-1966
30m
Rob and Laura leave Anchor Texas to go to Mexico only to find that marriage is hard to do. They soon find out that getting a divorce is easier than they thought (it costs $10 in Mexico!)
7.4/10Where to watch
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The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart
Episode 19 - 2-09-1966
30m
Mel is in trouble for not telling Alan that there was a change in the script. Rob tries to get Mel to stick up for himself, But Mel gets fired.
7.9/10Where to watch
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The Curse of the Petrie People
Episode 18 - 2-02-1966
30m
Laura gets a brooch that (in the shape of the United States) tells the history of the Petrie family. Laura later puts the brooch in the garbage! We learn that Rob's mom hates the brooch!
7.9/10Where to watch
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The Making of a Councilman
Episode 17 - 1-26-1966
30m
Rob decides to quit running for his seat on the New Rochelle city council after meeting the opponent running against him because of his experience.
7/10Where to watch
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I Do Not Choose to Run
Episode 16 - 1-19-1966
30m
Rob gives a speech at council meeting that will land him a nomination for city councilman of New Rochelle.
6.9/10Where to watch
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Who Stole My Watch?
Episode 15 - 1-05-1966
30m
After Rob loses his watch that he got as birthday gift, He thinks everyone he knows took his watch. Laura and Rob plan a party to say they are sorry after they learn a crook stole Rob's watch.
7.3/10Where to watch
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Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work
Episode 14 - 12-29-1965
30m
The Alan Brady Show is on hiatus Rob is worried about to support Laura (who is pregnant with Ritchie) Rob doesn't anyone to know he needs a job until The Alan Brady Show returns from hiatus.
7.2/10Where to watch
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You're Under Arrest
Episode 13 - 12-15-1965
30m
After fighting with Laura, Rob is arrested for hurting an old Lady. Rob has trouble telling police he didn't hurt the Lady (whom he saw in a barroom).
7.7/10Where to watch
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See Rob Write, Write Rob, Write
Episode 12 - 12-08-1965
30m
After going to the Butcher's Shop to get something for dinner, Laura sees pictures (drawn By Charlie Wheelright) Laura wants to write a story to help sell Charlie's pictures. Rob doesn't like the idea because he always finshes her stories.
7.2/10Where to watch
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Body and Sol
Episode 11 - 11-24-1965
30m
Rob tells Buddy and Sally of the time he became the middle weight champion of his Army Camp.
6.8/10Where to watch
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Go Tell the Birds and Bees
Episode 10 - 11-17-1965
30m
Alberta Nelson shines in a small part as Miss Reshovsky, the concerned elementary schoolteacher of note. Rob and Laurie Petrie are also asked to the principal's office to discuss their son.
7/10Where to watch
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Viva Petrie
Episode 9 - 11-10-1965
30m
Maria (the Petrie's maid) tells Manuel Luis Rodriguez to go to the Petrie's because Maria feels that Rob can find him a job, but the only Manuel can do is be a bullfighter.
6.4/10Where to watch
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Odd But True
Episode 8 - 11-03-1965
30m
Ritchie finds out the freckles on Rob's back form the shape of the Liberty Bell. Millie wants to send a pictrue to Odd But True. (a nwespaper column)
7.2/10Where to watch
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The Great Petrie Fortune
Episode 7 - 10-27-1965
30m
After Rob and Laura finish watching a movie Uncle Hezekiah gives Rob and Laura clue as to what the fortune might be.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Draw Me a Pear
Episode 6 - 10-20-1965
30m
Laura talks Rob into going to her art class unaware that Valerie falls in love with Rob.
7.8/10Where to watch
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No Rice at My Wedding
Episode 5 - 10-13-1965
30m
Rob recalls a time when Laura was the prize of a raffle. Rob does everything he can to keep Clark Rice from marrying Laura.
7.3/10Where to watch
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The Ugliest Dog in the World
Episode 4 - 10-06-1965
30m
Rob tries to write a part for a dog who is going to be on The Alan Brady Show. After the dog's part is cut from the show Rob tries to find a home for the dog, But nobody wants the dog.
7.5/10Where to watch
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Uhny Uftz
Episode 3 - 9-29-1965
30m
Rob and Buddy are working late, and keep thinking they hear a metallic voice saying ""Uhny Uftz""! The explore a supposedly abandoned office somewhere in the building, and find a somewhat 'mad' inventor (complete with a taciturn and vaguely menacing assistant) who has constructed a toy flying saucer. It works quite well, except that, instead of saying ""Merry Christmas"" as the inventor intended, the saucer only says ""Uhny Uftz"".
8.2/10Where to watch
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A Farewell to Writing
Episode 2 - 9-22-1965
30m
Rob tries to write a novel, but finds that writing comedy is easier.
7.4/10Where to watch
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Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth
Episode 1 - 9-15-1965
30m
A talk show host gets Laura to tell a TV audience that Alan Brady is bald!
9/10Where to watch
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Season 4
There's No Sale Like Wholesale
Episode 32 - 5-26-1965
30m
Rob learns a leason after letting Buddy buy a coat that is to big for Laura.
7.5/10Where to watch
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Br-rooom, Br-rooom
Episode 31 - 5-12-1965
30m
Rob has a new motorcycle and takes it for a ride and is later arrested.
7.9/10Where to watch
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One Hundred Terrible Hours
Episode 30 - 5-05-1965
30m
Just before Rob meets Alan Brady for the first time he tries to stay awake for 100 hours while doing a radio show.
8.6/10Where to watch
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Baby Fat
Episode 29 - 4-21-1965
30m
Alan Brady is going on Broadaway, he asks Rob to add jokes to the play. Rob later whishes he hadn't agreed to help Alan.
7.5/10Where to watch
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Show of Hands
Episode 28 - 4-14-1965
30m
Rob & Laura go to banquet to get an award for Alan Brady, but before they go Laura & Rob put their hands in a pot of black ink (Laura was dying a costume Ritchie needs for a play.)
7.8/10Where to watch
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Never Bathe on Saturday
Episode 27 - 3-31-1965
30m
Laura and Rob plan to see a play but she gets locked in a bathroom at their hotel.
8.6/10Where to watch
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Anthony Stone
Episode 26 - 3-24-1965
30m
Rob and Buddy find out that Sally's date is married.
7.1/10Where to watch
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Your Home Sweet Home Is My Home
Episode 25 - 3-17-1965
30m
Rob and Laura may have found their dream house soon they find a rock in the center of the house!
7.8/10Where to watch
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Bupkis
Episode 24 - 3-10-1965
30m
Rob tries to get the royalites on The Bupkis after signing off on them eariler.
7.5/10Where to watch
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Girls Will Be Boys
Episode 23 - 3-03-1965
30m
Ritchie comes to his parents for advice on how to get Priscilla Darewell to stop hitting him. Soon Rob and Laura find out that Pricilla loves Ritchie!
7.4/10Where to watch
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Young Man With a Shoehorn
Episode 22 - 2-24-1965
30m
Rob and Buddy invest in Uncle Lou's shoe store.
7.6/10Where to watch
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The Case of the Pillow
Episode 21 - 2-17-1965
30m
Rob takes pillow salesman to court after buying pillows that smell like chickens.
7.7/10Where to watch
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The Redcoats Are Coming
Episode 20 - 2-10-1965
30m
Rob offers to hide The Redcoats at his home.
7.9/10Where to watch
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Boy #1, Boy #2
Episode 19 - 2-03-1965
30m
Laura & Millie drive Rob crazy when their sons are cast in a commercial.
6.9/10Where to watch
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Stacey Petrie: Part II
Episode 18 - 1-27-1965
30m
Stacey meets Julie. Julie opens the letter and finds out who really wrote the letter. (Stacey signed the letter James Garner who is a friend of his but not the actor.)
Now Laura and Rob must help Stacey get over Julie.
7.4/10Where to watch
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Stacey Petrie: Part I
Episode 17 - 1-20-1965
30m
Sally is asked to help Stacey learn how to date a lady.
7.4/10Where to watch
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The Impractical Joke
Episode 16 - 1-13-1965
30m
Rob tells Buddy that he will play a joke on Buddy. When Rob doesn't do it, Buddy's troubles only gets worse as an IRS agent visits him.
8.6/10Where to watch
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Brother, Can You Spare $2500?
Episode 15 - 1-06-1965
30m
Rob loses a script, and a hobo holds it for ransom.
7.4/10Where to watch
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Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk
Episode 14 - 12-30-1964
30m
Neil Schenk comes looking for a job while Rob returns an old favor.
6.8/10Where to watch
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My Two Show-Offs and Me
Episode 13 - 12-16-1964
30m
When a writer comes to do a piece on the Alan Brady Show, Rob is worried about how Buddy and Sally will act in front of her.
7.4/10Where to watch
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The Death of the Party
Episode 12 - 12-09-1964
30m
Rob tries to hide the fact he is sick as he helps Laura with a party.
7.8/10Where to watch
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It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise
Episode 11 - 12-02-1964
30m
Rob tries to help get a raise for Buddy and Sally but finds that hard to do after talking with Alan Brady's accountant.
7.7/10Where to watch
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Pink Pills and Purple Parents
Episode 10 - 11-25-1964
30m
Laura takes some of Millie's pills only to find that they make her drunk.
8.5/10Where to watch
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Three Letters from One Wife
Episode 9 - 11-18-1964
30m
Millie gets a letter campaign together to make sure Rob still has a job.
8.2/10Where to watch
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The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail
Episode 8 - 11-11-1964
30m
Rob has to perform at prison, just as he is about to perform Rob is thought to be an inmate of the jail.
7.3/10Where to watch
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4½
Episode 7 - 11-04-1964
30m
Rob tells Buddy and Sally the story of how he and Laura met Lyle Delp.
7.8/10Where to watch
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Romance, Roses and Rye Bread
Episode 6 - 10-28-1964
30m
Sally finds a secret admirer turns out to be an unwanted suitor in the shape of DelI proprietor, Bert Monker. With middle-age loneliness the only thing they have in common, can she let him down gently?
6.8/10Where to watch
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The Man from Emperor
Episode 5 - 10-21-1964
30m
Rob is offered a job at a men's magazine but Laura doesn't like the idea.
7.2/10Where to watch
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A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat
Episode 4 - 10-14-1964
30m
A disagreement over politics almost breaks up a friendship between Rob and Jerry.
7.4/10Where to watch
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The Lady and the Babysitter
Episode 3 - 10-07-1964
30m
Roger Ritchie's Babysitter has fallen in love with Laura. Roger has trouble telling Laura that he loves her.
7.5/10Where to watch
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The Ghost of A. Chantz
Episode 2 - 9-30-1964
30m
Rob, Buddy, Laura, and Sally spend the night in a cabin that is haunted. They later learn that Mel is playing a joke!
8.9/10Where to watch
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My Mother Can Beat Up My Father
Episode 1 - 9-23-1964
30m
Laura has a talent for judo when she defends Rob at a bar.
8/10Where to watch
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Season 3
Haven't Seen
I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
Episode 31 - 4-29-1964
30m
Rob goes to Buddy’s barber for a dubious treatment to prevent baldness.
7.6/10Where to watch
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My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life
Episode 30 - 4-22-1964
30m
Rob and Laura see Jerry go out with another woman.
7.4/10Where to watch
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Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail
Episode 29 - 4-15-1964
30m
Rob ends up in jail after contacting an army buddy.
7.7/10Where to watch
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October Eve
Episode 28 - 4-08-1964
30m
Laura's past comes back to haunt her in form of painting that is at an art gallery.
8.4/10Where to watch
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The Return of Edwin Carp
Episode 27 - 4-01-1964
30m
Alan Brady is on vacation so Rob arranges for Edwin Carp and other stars of the golden era of radio comedy to guest on a tv special.
7.6/10Where to watch
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Scratch My Car and Die
Episode 26 - 3-25-1964
30m
Rob has a new car that he loves and won't let anyone touch. When Laura takes Ritchie to school she gets a scratch on the car! When Rob finds out he wants to sue the person who did it.
7.9/10Where to watch
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The Plots Thicken
Episode 25 - 3-18-1964
30m
The Petrie's parents fight over where Laura and Rob should be buried. They have to decide which burial plot to choose without upsetting their in-laws.
7.6/10Where to watch
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How to Spank a Star
Episode 24 - 3-11-1964
30m
Rob's favorite star Paula Marshall is due to guest on the Alan Brady show but her demands cause problems for everybody.
7.7/10Where to watch
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Honeymoons Are for the Lucky
Episode 23 - 3-04-1964
30m
Rob recalls a time when he left Camp Crowder to spend his honneymoon with Laura.
7.7/10Where to watch
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My Part-Time Wife
Episode 22 - 2-26-1964
30m
Laura helps out at the office but drives Rob crazy while Sally is away.
7.8/10Where to watch
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The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth
Episode 21 - 2-19-1964
30m
Sally is famous overnight leaving Rob and Buddy to work alone.
7.5/10Where to watch
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The Brave and the Backache
Episode 20 - 2-12-1964
30m
Laura wonders why Rob never wants to be alone with her.
7.4/10Where to watch
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Happy Birthday and Too Many More
Episode 19 - 2-05-1964
30m
Laura & Rob are deciding when to have his party day should it be 3 weeks after or before Ritchie actual date of birth? Laura says she will have the party at Dizzy Land (not Disney Land).
Rob & Laura forget the Gardner has come and have the party inside (with 63 kids!) because the garden needed to be fertilized!
6.9/10Where to watch
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A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards
Episode 18 - 1-29-1964
30m
Rob and friends play poker with marked cards that Rob was using to teach Ritchie some magic tricks.
7.9/10Where to watch
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The Life and Love of Joe Coogan
Episode 17 - 1-22-1964
30m
Rob meets Laura's old flame Joe Coogan at the country club, Rob tells Laura he met Joe and Laura thinks he looked in her shoebox where her pomes are kept. (The pomes are kept in the basement) What Laura doesn't know is the Sonnets give a clue as to what Joe does for a living.
Laura & Millie play Golf with Father Joe Coogan. Laura invites Joe to dinner along with Buddy & Sally only to get a big shock.
8.3/10Where to watch
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The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer
Episode 16 - 1-15-1964
30m
Laura tries to setup Arthur with a wife she invites Sally & Donna on two different days. Laura really wants Donna date Arthur, when Donna & Arthur hit it Rob does everything to stop the date by locking Donna in the bathroom!
Rob feels Sally won't have a chance with Arthur, Rob and Laura wonder who Arthur picked for his date, he picks his former wife who he married twice!
7.2/10Where to watch
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My Husband is the Best One
Episode 15 - 1-08-1964
30m
Rob is interviewed by a reporter, but the resulting story gives him a little too much credit for comfort at the office, thanks to Laura’s input.
7.8/10Where to watch
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The Third One from the Left
Episode 14 - 1-01-1964
30m
Rob tries to stop a guest star from falling in love with him.
7.6/10Where to watch
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The Alan Brady Show Presents
Episode 13 - 12-18-1963
30m
The staff has to plan a Christmas show.
7.7/10Where to watch
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The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears
Episode 12 - 12-11-1963
30m
Rob thinks he has seen the suspects in a jewelry store robbery, but is afraid to go to the police.
7.5/10Where to watch
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Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors
Episode 11 - 12-04-1963
30m
Rob hires a maid who turns out to have broken arm, speaks only Spanish, and is expecting a live-in position.
7/10Where to watch
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The Ballad of the Betty Lou
Episode 10 - 11-27-1963
30m
The Ballad of Betty Lou, Is episode seventy-two, In which Rob and Jerry buy a boat, That really got their goat, 'Cause just as Laura predicted, As the Wisard of Id did, Their friendship was tested, But as soon as they rested, All was fine, So cast off the Line! - Van_Dyke_r@hotmail.com
7.5/10Where to watch
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Big Max Calvada
Episode 9 - 11-20-1963
30m
A gangster asks Rob and the gang to write an act for his no-talent nephew.
7.6/10Where to watch
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Uncle George
Episode 8 - 11-13-1963
30m
Rob’s Uncle George comes to visit in search of a wife.
6.6/10Where to watch
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Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?
Episode 7 - 11-06-1963
30m
While working on a joke, Rob should be going to Alan's house to talk about the joke. After hitting himself on the head with a violin (a real one) Rob goes to a party. The party is in Red Hook, New Jersey!
8/10Where to watch
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Too Many Stars
Episode 6 - 10-30-1963
30m
Rob is recruited to direct another talent show, but this time Laura faces competition as the star.
7.6/10Where to watch
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All About Eavesdropping
Episode 5 - 10-23-1963
30m
Rob and Laura overhear Jerry and Millie complaining about them on the kid’s walkie-talkies, which makes for a cold dinner party.
8.6/10Where to watch
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Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
Episode 4 - 10-16-1963
30m
Rob and Laura must get remarried for legal purposes, but it provokes an argument that could derail their plans.
7.7/10Where to watch
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Laura's Little Lie
Episode 3 - 10-09-1963
30m
Are Rob and Laura married? This episode brings up that question as Rob asks Laura to sign insurance forms that Laura never signed. Laura does everything she can to hide a mistake Rob doesn't know about. Rob is tired of ""losing his wife"" He finds out he married a 17 year-old Laura.
7.7/10Where to watch
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The Masterpiece
Episode 2 - 10-02-1963
30m
Rob unwittingly bids on a painting at an auction, and when he gets it home, he uncovers another painting underneath that looks like a Grant Wood.
8/10Where to watch
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That's My Boy???
Episode 1 - 9-25-1963
30m
Rob recounts the day he became convinced that they brought home the wrong baby from the hospital.
9.1/10Where to watch
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Season 2
When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen
Episode 32 - 5-08-1963
30m
Ritchie gives Rob an idea for a comedy sketch, but Rob doesn’t know he saw it on The Uncle Spunky Show.
7.6/10Where to watch
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Jilting the Jilter
Episode 31 - 5-01-1963
30m
Sally gets engaged to Freddy White, a shady comedian who just wants her to write his act.
6.8/10Where to watch
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A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise
Episode 30 - 4-24-1963
30m
Rob nearly ruins his own surprise birthday party after Laura finds out Rob already knows! Laura stays up all night planning the party. The guests are hiding in the Petrie house!
8.3/10Where to watch
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It's a Shame She Married Me
Episode 29 - 4-17-1963
30m
Rob meets Jim Darling who is an old flame Laura dated. Rob won't tell Laura he ran into Jim at the office, Rob tells Jim they can't make it to his party because Ritchie is sick. Jim then brings the party to the Petrie home. Rob wants Laura to wear a jacket so Jim won't fall in love with her again.
7/10Where to watch
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Divorce
Episode 28 - 4-10-1963
30m
Rob gets in the middle of a marital dispute between Buddy and Pickles.
7/10Where to watch
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Racy Tracy Rattigan
Episode 27 - 4-03-1963
30m
Alan Brady is out of town so Tracy Rattigan is the host. Rob is going to have to fight to keep Laura. Rob doesn't like how fast things are going. Tracy loves driving Rob crazy, The gang writes the best show for Tracy.
6.5/10Where to watch
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I'm No Henry Walden!
Episode 26 - 3-27-1963
30m
Rob gets to meet Henry Walden at literary party but feels uncomfortable when he learns that he is the only comedy writer. The Hotels can't get their names right!
7.8/10Where to watch
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The Square Triangle
Episode 25 - 3-20-1963
30m
This week’s guest star on the Alan Brady Show turns out to be someone from Rob and Laura’s past—and they both have a reason to avoid him.
7.3/10Where to watch
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The Sam Pomerantz Scandals
Episode 24 - 3-06-1963
30m
Buddy and Sally are asked by Rob to help in a show for a friend of Rob's - Danny Brewster.
7.3/10Where to watch
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Give Me Your Walls!
Episode 23 - 2-27-1963
30m
Rob and Laura hire a painter who seems to want to do anything but paint their walls.
7.3/10Where to watch
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Don't Trip Over That Mountain
Episode 22 - 2-20-1963
26m
Laura is convinced that Rob will hurt himself on a ski trip, and when he actually does, Rob tries to hide his injuries rather than admit she was right.
8.3/10Where to watch
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My Husband Is a Check-Grabber
Episode 21 - 2-13-1963
30m
Rob wonders why Laura is angry with him, and learns she objects to his habit of picking up checks when they go out with their friends.
7.6/10Where to watch
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It May Look Like a Walnut!
Episode 20 - 2-06-1963
30m
In this classic, Rob has a dream - inspired by a late-night horror movie on TV - involving walnuts, missing thumbs, and a creature named Kolac.
9.2/10Where to watch
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I Was a Teenage Head Writer
Episode 19 - 1-30-1963
30m
Rob recalls the day he became head writer of the Alan Brady Show, and his first day of work with Buddy and Sally.
7.8/10Where to watch
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Ray Murdock's X-Ray
Episode 18 - 1-23-1963
30m
Rob goes on an interview show, where he is tricked into describing Laura as a nut.
7.9/10Where to watch
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Will You Two Be My Wife?
Episode 17 - 1-16-1963
30m
Buddy and Sally find Rob’s manuscript, which tells the story of the time he had to choose how to spend a three-day leave from the Army: go on a honeymoon with Laura, or travel back to Danville to tell his former fiancée Dorothy that he was marrying someone else.
7.4/10Where to watch
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The Foul Weather Girl
Episode 16 - 1-09-1963
30m
Laura has a problem when a girl asks for help in lading a role on the show. Laura's problems get worse as Janie tells Laura how far they go back in high school and she is single. Laura gets mad when Rob works nights with Janie, She begins to thank Mel and not Rob.
7.3/10Where to watch
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The Cat Burglar
Episode 15 - 1-02-1963
30m
Rob & Laura read about a cat burglar and wants his picture in the paper. A noise is heard & Rob takes the gun but can't find the bullets! Laura puts them in her Jewelry box!
7.6/10Where to watch
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Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra
Episode 14 - 12-26-1962
30m
Rob recalls directing last year’s PTA variety show, when jealousy interfered as he tried to pair the perfect Cleopatra with an amorous Mark Antony.
7.9/10Where to watch
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A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own
Episode 13 - 12-19-1962
30m
Rob bites some chicken and breaks a tooth but feels bad when another dentist fixes the tooth. He worries that Jerry won't be his friend. Rob tries not to show his teeth. Jerry isn't mad at Rob.
7.2/10Where to watch
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Gesundheit, Darling
Episode 12 - 12-12-1962
30m
Rob, Laura, Jerry & Millie are playing cards, when Jerry thinks Rob might be sneezing because he keeps losing a game. Rob thinks he could be allergic to Laura. Rob goes to the doctor to find out he could be allergic to his wife!
7.5/10Where to watch
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A Bird in the Head Hurts
Episode 11 - 12-05-1962
30m
Ritchie claims he is being attacked by a giant woodpecker, but Rob and Laura are convinced it’s just a bid for attention.
7.4/10Where to watch
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The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally
Episode 10 - 11-28-1962
30m
Rob worries that Buddy & Sally aren't his friends & falling in love with each other. Rob calls Buddy at home and Pickles and thinks Buddy picked up the phone. Now Rob has proof (or so he thinks) that Buddy are working on another show. They are doing a nightclub act on the side.
7.3/10Where to watch
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The Night the Roof Fell In
Episode 9 - 11-21-1962
30m
Rob comes home mad because the script needed a rewrite, Buddy was late & Sally left early. Rob leaves mad and goes for a walk. Laura wants a chance to talk to somebody so Millie listens not quite sure what they fought about.
7.8/10Where to watch
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Like a Sister
Episode 8 - 11-14-1962
30m
Rob thinks Rick Vallone isn't right for Sally and tries to make him drunk (Sally hates drunks) and asks Rick to fall in love with Laura. Laura is always to smart for Rob and he realizes love is too hard to break.
7.2/10Where to watch
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What's in a Middle Name?
Episode 7 - 11-07-1962
30m
Ritchie wonders what the ""R"" in his middle name stands for (Rose Bud) Rob and Laura figure out how to explain how he got Rose Bud for a middle name, it started when Laura tells Rob she is going to have a baby. Ritchie learns he has 7 middle names! (which spell out Rose Bud)
7.9/10Where to watch
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My Husband Is Not a Drunk
Episode 6 - 10-31-1962
30m
Rob accidentally intercepts a hypnotic suggestion meant for Buddy, and doesn’t realize that every time he hears a bell ring, he starts acting like a roaring drunk.
8.2/10Where to watch
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Hustling the Hustler
Episode 5 - 10-24-1962
30m
Rob invites Buddy’s brother Blackie for a friendly game of pool, not realizing that he is a hustler.
7.5/10Where to watch
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Bank Book 6565696
Episode 4 - 10-17-1962
30m
When Rob discovers Laura’s secret bank, he thinks he is getting a new projector for his birthday—but instead he receives a sports shirt, and begins to wonder what that money is really for.
7.5/10Where to watch
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The Attempted Marriage
Episode 3 - 10-10-1962
30m
Rob and Laura tell Ritchie the story of their failed attempts to get married.
7.8/10Where to watch
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The Two Faces of Rob
Episode 2 - 10-03-1962
30m
Rob tries to prove he can use a fake accent to fool Laura into flirting with a stranger, then is dismayed to think that he really has.
8.3/10Where to watch
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Never Name a Duck
Episode 1 - 9-26-1962
30m
Rob brings home two baby ducks left over from the show, and Ritchie becomes attached to them. When one dies and the other becomes ill, Rob must convince him that wild animals are happier when left in the wild.
7.3/10Where to watch
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Season 1
The Return of Happy Spangler
Episode 30 - 4-18-1962
30m
Laura meets Happy Spangler who guesses who she is married to. Rob got his first job from Happy. Rob offers Happy a job to help Buddy and Sally write the show but doesn't feel he can do it. The gang quickly gets tired of Happy. Rob has to let him go because Happy can't come up with a joke.
7.2/10Where to watch
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Sol and the Sponsor
Episode 29 - 4-11-1962
30m
Rob faces a dilemma when a rambunctious old army pal must be told he cannot attend a special dinner party that the Petries are throwing to make an impression with an Alan Brady Show sponsor.
7.6/10Where to watch
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The Bad Old Days
Episode 28 - 4-04-1962
30m
Rob starts to feel like he does too much housework when Buddy warns him about the decline of the American male.
6.3/10Where to watch
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The Sleeping Brother
Episode 27 - 3-28-1962
30m
Rob's shy brother Stacey has a problem. He's a somnambulist! And Stacey's a great performer when he's asleep. How can Rob get Stacey to perform a great audition for Alan Brady while Stacey is awake?
7.6/10Where to watch
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I Am My Brother's Keeper
Episode 26 - 3-21-1962
30m
Rob tells Jerry that Stacey sleep walks, there is one problem Stacey needs to be awake to audition for Alan Brady. Rob plans a party for Stacey to see if he will make it on the show. Will Alan be there? Mel is asked to go to Rob's house but Alan will need to give up his poker game.
7.5/10Where to watch
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Where You Been, Fassbinder?
Episode 25 - 3-14-1962
30m
Sally doesn't have a date for her birthday, then an old friend from high school (Leo Fassbinder) calls. Sally invites Leo to her apartment for a quiet evening, but Rob, Laura, Buddy and Mel think Leo is just a made up friend and plan to bring a loud party to Sally's apartment.
7.2/10Where to watch
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One Angry Man
Episode 24 - 3-07-1962
30m
Rob gets called for jury duty. Unbeknownst to Rob, Laura attends the trial. The defendant is an exotic dancer. Is she really innocent as only Rob believes? Is Rob going to be in a lot of trouble when he gets home?
8.1/10Where to watch
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The Twizzle
Episode 23 - 2-28-1962
30m
Sally drags the entire gang to a bowling alley when she discovers a new dance sensation that's sure to sweep the nation.
6.6/10Where to watch
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Father of the Week
Episode 22 - 2-21-1962
30m
Rob is invited to talk to Richie's class about what he does for a living. However, Richie hates the idea, thinking the other kids will be bored listening to his dad talk about comedy writing.
7.6/10Where to watch
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The Boarder Incident
Episode 21 - 2-14-1962
30m
Buddy's wife is out of town, so Rob invites Buddy to stay at his house for the duration. Disaster ensues.
6.9/10Where to watch
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A Word a Day
Episode 20 - 2-07-1962
30m
Ritchie is starting to learn some new words. He says a bad word to Laura in the car. She thinks ignoring it is the best course, but Rob wants to have a "man-to-man" talk with Ritchie. Rob also wants to confront the family that he assumes is responsible for Ritchie learning the bad words, but that could prove embarrassing.
7.2/10Where to watch
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The Talented Neighborhood
Episode 19 - 1-31-1962
30m
The Alan Brady Show is looking for talented kids and Rob is asked to get auditions for practically every kid in the neighborhood.
7.4/10Where to watch
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Who Owes Who What?
Episode 18 - 1-24-1962
30m
Laura wants to get ahead on paying taxes and tries to ask Rob about a $25 check while he is watching a boxing match and is mad because he missed the punch. Rob tries to figure out how to ask Buddy to pay him $25. Rob lies to Laura by saying Buddy paid the money back.
While Jerry & Rob play chess Jerry says Rob should do a show on it to give Buddy the hint (to pay Rob back) Buddy think Rob owes him. Keep in mind the debut should have been paid 6 months ago!
7.7/10Where to watch
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Punch Thy Neighbor
Episode 17 - 1-17-1962
30m
Laura Millie and Jerry are watching the latest episode of The Alan Brady Show, Jerry tells everybody including the police officer who comes by to ask for tickets that show was bad. Rob takes Millie's advice (after Rob asks if everybody wants more coffee & Millie tries to Jerry to stop joking) pours hot coffee on Jerry's pants!
Ritchie comes home and says Jerry got punched in the nose by Rob. Rob later tells Laura that he didn't punch Jerry in the nose. He later hears a waitress say she liked the show. Jerry tells everybody at the restaurant the show was bad (forcing Rob to hit Laura in the nose (with a fingernail!)
7.5/10Where to watch
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The Curious Thing About Women
Episode 16 - 1-10-1962
30m
Rob uses Laura's habit of opening his mail as the basis for a sketch on The Alan Brady Show.
8.9/10Where to watch
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Where Did I Come From?
Episode 15 - 1-03-1962
30m
Rob recalls the hilarious events leading up to Ritchie's birth when Ritchie asks the inevitable question.
8.5/10Where to watch
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Buddy, Can You Spare a Job?
Episode 14 - 12-26-1961
30m
Buddy wants to leave the show to become Head Writer of another show. Mel can't release Buddy from his contract, so he helps Rob and Sally write a memo to Alan to encourage him to fire Buddy.
7.7/10Where to watch
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Sally Is a Girl
Episode 13 - 12-19-1961
30m
Rob takes Laura's advice when Laura shows Rob how to treat Sally like a lady after seeing her treated like a guy. Laura doesn't realize what trouble she causes!
Rob hopes Laura's plan to get Sally a man works. Buddy & Mel talk about Sally & Rob going out to lunch leaving Buddy and Mel to believe Rob could be dating Sally behind Laura's back!
7.6/10Where to watch
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Empress Carlotta's Necklace
Episode 12 - 12-12-1961
30m
Rob buys Laura a hideous necklace but Laura can't bring herself to tell Rob how she really feels about it. When Rob invites his parents to see the necklace, his mother has a surprising reaction.
7.8/10Where to watch
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Forty-Four Tickets
Episode 11 - 12-05-1961
30m
Rob trips over a toy that Ritchie to pick up he even forget the Bridge night! Rob has also asked the PTA to come to a taping of The Alan Brady Show Mrs. Billings (Eleanor Audley) president of the PTA comes by to get the 44 tickets, Rob forgot to get the tickets! Now Rob has a few tickets.
Mel gives Rob 6 tickets leaving 4 the U.N. (Mel's U.N.) Rob calls home thinking his wife is on the phone and asks (Ritchie) if could speak to mom. Rob goes to say 43 can go in and 33 can't go in. Rob buy a ticket (last weeks) for 50 cents. Rob has 31 tickets and starts telling the PTA he didn't get all the tickets. Mel tells Rob there are no tickets, the PTA will be in the show!
7.6/10Where to watch
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The Meershatz Pipe
Episode 10 - 11-28-1961
30m
Rob's not as impressed with Buddy's new Meershatz pipe as he is with the fact that it was a gift from Alan Brady. Not just impressed but envious as well. After all, he is the head writer of the show and begins to feel as if he isn't needed. Getting sick and having to miss work for several days doesn't help his insecurities.
7.2/10Where to watch
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The Unwelcome Houseguest
Episode 9 - 11-21-1961
30m
Buddy and his wife can't take their German Shepherd, Larry, with them on a three-day weekend. Buddy wants Rob to keep Larry for the weekend, but Rob refuses because he hasn't talked it over with Laura. The next time we see Rob, he's trying to sneak Larry into the house. Ritchie is afraid because he thinks that Larry is a wolf and Laura can't sleep because Larry is crying. What is Rob to do?
7.4/10Where to watch
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To Tell or Not to Tell
Episode 8 - 11-14-1961
30m
Rob wonders if Laura will go back into show business after someone is ill.
7.7/10Where to watch
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Jealousy!
Episode 7 - 11-07-1961
30m
Jerry plants seeds of mistrust in Laura's mind when he learns that Valerie Blake, the beautiful movie star, will be guesting on The Alan Brady Show. Laura doesn't listen to him until Rob begins a string of late night work sessions. Soon Laura's jealousy begins to grow and Rob will have to work just as hard to convince Laura that nothing is going on between he and Valerie Blake.
7.6/10Where to watch
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Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, Mo.
Episode 6 - 11-06-1961
30m
Rob runs into Harrison B. Harding but Rob doesn't recall who he is. Harrison knows everything about Rob which bothers Rob greatly. So the Harrisons come to dinner, Rob thinks Harrison may be a con man. Ritchie tells Harrison where Rob's wrist watch is.
Rob calls the police to report a possible robbery (it has not happened yet) So in order to find out more Rob listens with the glass up against the wall (the wrong end of it which cause Rob to get Tomato Juice in his ear.) When the police come Harrison explains he needed the watch to correct the spelling of Petrie (Harrison forgot to add the letter e.)
7.4/10Where to watch
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Oh, How We Met on the Night That We Danced
Episode 5 - 10-31-1961
30m
While clearing out the bedroom closet, Rob finds his old army boots, bringing back memories of how he and Laura first met.
7.6/10Where to watch
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Washington vs. the Bunny
Episode 4 - 10-24-1961
30m
Rob and Laura Recall how they met.
7.1/10Where to watch
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Sally and the Lab Technician
Episode 3 - 10-17-1961
30m
Laura tries to get Thomas (her cousin) and Sally together, but when Sally arrives Thomas doesn't get to say much, Thomas likes Sally anyway!
7.3/10Where to watch
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My Blonde-Haired Brunette
Episode 2 - 10-10-1961
30m
Rob has only one day off from work and Laura is upset that Rob won't eat with her or do anything but sleep until 11am. Laura tells him he got about 7 seconds worth of sleep! (She set the clock ahead two hours!) Laura worries she is getting old (because of gray hair Rob found). In the office Rob tells Buddy and Sally the problem, but Rob has no idea what he and Laura fought over (She was crying to hard)
Rob thinks over what may have made Laura cry. Rob calls her to say ""I Love You."" Laura tells Rob not to come home for an hour. (Millie ran out the hair color she use it all last week.)
8.1/10Where to watch
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The Sick Boy and the Sitter
Episode 1 - 10-03-1961
30m
Alan Brady is throwing a party at his penthouse for a few of the network executives and he wants the writing staff to attend. Unfortunately for Rob though Laura thinks Richie is on the verge of being sick and wants to stay home. Rob is certain he'll be okay and wants to get a babysitter but he's having a hard time convincing Laura.
7.3/10Where to watch
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It May Look Like a Walnut!
Episode 20 - 2-06-1963
30m
In this classic, Rob has a dream - inspired by a late-night horror movie on TV - involving walnuts, missing thumbs, and a creature named Kolac.
9.2/10Where to watch
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That's My Boy???
Episode 1 - 9-25-1963
30m
Rob recounts the day he became convinced that they brought home the wrong baby from the hospital.
9.1/10Where to watch
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Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth
Episode 1 - 9-15-1965
30m
A talk show host gets Laura to tell a TV audience that Alan Brady is bald!
9/10Where to watch
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The Curious Thing About Women
Episode 16 - 1-10-1962
30m
Rob uses Laura's habit of opening his mail as the basis for a sketch on The Alan Brady Show.
8.9/10Where to watch
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The Ghost of A. Chantz
Episode 2 - 9-30-1964
30m
Rob, Buddy, Laura, and Sally spend the night in a cabin that is haunted. They later learn that Mel is playing a joke!
8.9/10Where to watch
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