The Big Gay Sketch Show

A behind-the-scenes mockumentary parodying Logo's attempt to transform "The Big Gay Sketch Show" into an entirely straight format for the premiere of its second season, resulting in an uproar among the cast.

Ron Odyssey (Guarino) at an airport car "convenience" center; Grandma Bell (Ash) speaks to gay high school students about her version of Black History; "I Like Lucy" in Italy (a gay parody of I Love Lucy with guest star Paul Vogt); "Little Star Jones," a parody of "Little Shop of Horrors" featuring Star Jones as the monster; the WBNA auditions "sexy" cheerleaders for its halftime show.

MTV News with Damian Fahey (Guarino) interviewing rapper Lil' Dyke (Ash), who denies she's gay while debuting her new music video, "Cat Sittin'", which is heavily loaded with lesbian innuendos; Paula Deen (McKinnon)'s Sit n' Eat diet; "A Moment with Perez Hilton (McGovern)" featuring Naomi Campbell (Ash); "The SUZE! Show" features Suze Orman (Goldman) giving financial advice to lesbians; Harry Potter (Guarino) gets a new roomate... transgendered Fitzwilliam (McKinnon), who tries his best to use wizardry to finally get the "perfect accessory" (i.e., a vagina); "A Moment with Perez Hilton" featuring Nick Lachey (Andino); "America's Next Top Bottom" featuring Miss J. (Domingo); "A Moment with Perez Hilton".

Extreme Sears Makeover - Home Edition: Grey Gardens, in which Ty (Guarino) and his crew makeover the dilapidated home of a reclusive mother, "Big Edie" (Goldman), and her adult daughter, "Little Edie" (guest star Christine Ebersole), which is overrun with cats and racoons; Kirstie Alley (Goldman) and Valerie Bertinelli (Paone) promote Jenny Craig along with Jenny's "biggest" success, Steven, a.k.a. "Waffles" (McGovern); Logo at Nite presents The Facts of Life, a lesbian parody in which Mrs. Garrett (guest star Paul Vogt) must explain to the girls "The Facts of Life" after catching them watching pornography; Grandma Bell (Ash) tells tales of her past as a pioneering lesbian to her gay grandson (Domingo) and his male lover (Guarino), including how she tried to cure her lesbianism by letting every man try to "F@#k the Homosexuality out" of her; incompetent Ron Odyssey (Guarino) at the front desk of an hospital emergency room.

Liza Minelli (Goldman), fueled by alcohol, turns into "Super Liza," who makes it her mission to save homosexuals in trouble; Sally Field (McKinnon) endorses "Boniva" while chewing the scenery; two women (Goldman, McKinnon) try (unsuccessfully) to point out their exes at a lesbian bar; Svetlana (Guarino) literally kills the competition at Dancing with the Stars; Naldo (Andrino), the oversexually-hyped postal worker, overstimulates his many admirers/customers; a Dynasty parody; Rosie O'Donnell and Chasity Bono heckle the show.

Homospeciality shows a marketing boardroom discussion on a new word for "Homosexuality"; Scaredy Cat Weatherman; When Kids are too much even for Nanny 911 to handle, call Tranny 911; Pepper and Cayuga ,Sappho's Lips, singing about 1 big holiday: Jew-Bahai-Scient-Christan-Hindu-Wicca-dist day; It's Oscar Wilde's newest Video Collections: Girls Gone Wilde and Guys Gone Wilde; Hazel tries again to find a date for her glorious gay son Donovan at the supermarket whilst shopping for him; Michael Chad and Chad Michael of Logo Life Tips teach everyone about the Asian art of oragami, or so they think; Lorna goes to desperate measures(having the cabbie on the roof of the cab) to get through Gay Pride in order to buy a shawl.

"All in the Family" gay parody of 'Gay' only house rules with blacks adored; The Ladyline Hotline; Hazel, the PFLAG mom, tries to get her son Donovan a date; Afromations with Lamont and his interruptive wife. Lorna thinks the gays are against her while showing much love for Lorna Doones cookies; Lesbian Musical Duo Sappho's Lips.

Pocket Gay; Bear in the Burbs; Chad Michael and Michael Chad of Logo Life Tips teaches how to make your own ice; 'When i Knew' the cast reflects on when they knew they were gay (or not). Political Project Runway; "The Honeymooners" parody; Elaine Strich as a wal-mart greeter.