Spooner's Patch
(1979)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 3
Police Intelligence
Episode 7 - 8-24-1982
Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.
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Vote, Mrs. Cantaford
Episode 6 - 5-20-1982
Mrs. Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a "get rid of filth" ticket.
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Suffer The Little Children
Episode 5 - 5-13-1982
Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.
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The Sting
Episode 4 - 5-06-1982
Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.
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Finders, Keepers...!
Episode 3 - 4-29-1982
Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?
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The Lock-Up
Episode 2 - 4-22-1982
Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...
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The Big Match
Episode 1 - 4-15-1982
Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.
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Season 2
The Birthday Double
Episode 6 - 10-16-1980
Spooner is appalled at the apparent effeminacy in his subordinates when he discovers that both Bulsover and Killick wear nail varnish.
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Spooner's Thatch
Episode 5 - 10-09-1980
Ordering up an Adonis Invisiwig to make himself look more suave soon gives Spooner cause for regret.
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Drag-Net
Episode 4 - 9-25-1980
Under protest, Bulsover is made to drag up as a decoy to catch a flasher in the act.
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Spooner's Box
Episode 3 - 9-18-1980
Mrs. Cantaford drops Spooner's crew in the deep end when she carelessly confides their lunchtime drinking habits to the Chief Superintendent.
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Psycho On The Roof
Episode 2 - 9-11-1980
Mrs. Cantaford persecution of an unfortunate motorist drives him over the edge - almost literally - when he threatens to throw himself off a roof.
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High Noon
Episode 1 - 9-04-1980
Spooner indulges in some naughty frolics with the wife of a convicted criminal, not realising that he's due for imminent release.
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Season 1
The Mayor's Brother
Episode 6 - 3-19-1980
The Mayor, one of Spooner's few admirers, asks him to keep an eye on his house while he is away. Greta, the au pair, is certainly worth keeping an eye on...
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Par For The Course
Episode 5 - 8-20-1979
Nothing goes right for Spooner on the day he is to play golf with the club president - from trouble with pensioners to being badly chauffeured by Bulsover.
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The Presentation Clock
Episode 4 - 8-13-1979
Spooner's great ambition is to win the golf club championship and the presentation clock that goes with it. In spite of cheating, he fails, but a surprise awaits him at the station.
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The Share-Out
Episode 3 - 7-30-1979
Bribery and corruption?
Spooner and Goatman make a stout denial when the golf trolleys they trundle into the station prove to be full of wine, groceries and other goodies.
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The Morning After...
Episode 2 - 7-16-1979
Spooner emerges from his flat above the station, still in his dressing gown and suffering a hangover with accompanying memory loss.
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The Unwanted Prisoner
Episode 1 - 7-09-1979
Spooner isn't amused when the inscription 'Spooner's Pigsty' is daubed on the noticeboard; or when Constable Bulsover drives straight into his superior's car.
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