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RI:SE started Iain and Kate in the control room drinking Hot coco. Kate told us that over the weekend she went to go and see arsenal play in wales and on sunday she went on the ""Help A London Child: FUN RUN"". Iain's weekend was not that good he broke down on a motor way while he was on the way to get a new bathroom. Zora now gives us RI:SE viewers before anyone else at 7:00, 7:25, 7:55 and 8:25. Iain kept on cracking jokes about Will young, not to keen on will are we Iain? In the newspaper review Kate got a bit upset over a story in which a school has banned sports day. While Iain and Kate was doing the paper review, the director kept cutting to a picture of Kate warming up for the fun run in one of the papers, Kate Did'nt like it at all. Iain said that Kates hangover cure is.........Sex. Iain,Kate,Alex and sophie was singing R kellys new song all morning. At 8:01 Iain sneezed on the bar and there was a lot of snot. This weeks ""Date Kates Mates"" was back and this weeks mate is Elle.

Today was Kates Birthday and the androides played live.

Mike was bacl in the studio after represeting RI:SE at the NIKE freestyle awards he got to the final and came 4th out of 6,000. Iain told Mike that he will teach him how to do a robot dance later on in the show. Uri was back at RI:SE towers to talk about ""I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here"". Uri told Iain and Kate that the contestants in the jungle are getting payed up to £25,000 and if a celeb gets bitten by a snake they get payed one million pounds. Menskie and Uri sang an updated track of Url's 70s hit. Uri gave him a vinale copy of his 70s track. Iain and Kate said that they will be doing a version of ""China in your hands"" if no one else does it. Iain gave Ronan the RI:SE waterproof jaket to wear on his charity walk. Kate told us that it was 2 days til her birthday. Uri sprayed Iain and Kate with some perfume Michel Jackson used, and he said he will be trying to get the king of pop to be a guest on RI:SE.

RI:SE is now back to its normal time. 6:55 - 9:00. The show started with Kate and Iain messing around at the reception sink. The office paper review is now back, but not with Rik, just Iain and Kate. Dates Kates Mates was back this week and Rosie was set up with Danny. MEL:SUE INTRO Sue: (to audience member) If you use the right cream it should clean up. Mel: Guntan Morngong Sue: Thank you very much to Zora their for the news. Mel: Feeling like a 1970's music/playaway show this morning Sue: Its very kids TV presenter [mel and sue start rock left and right pretending to be playing the guitar] Its hay gang were much older then you! sing along to this one!. Mel: were sitting on the cubes

RI:SE Human beat box menskie was back in the RI:SE studio for the first time in ages. Iain was full of millionaire jokes. (see quotes) Iain was talking about the Paul Macarty concert he went to go to see last night, he did not really enjoy it that much because he sang to many new songs about his wife who he don't like. Iain said he was really upset about S CLUB splitting up and that he fancied Jo. Rap group So Solid Crew he were on the show yesterday left some gum on the RI:SE table. Kate said that she really liked Iain's shoulders. For the first TEXT 2 WIN viewers had to guest what person out of Iain, Menskie and Charlie the floor manger that guest Lisa Maffia wanted to sing a rap to. She picked Charlie. Today's subject in Lip Service was celebrity Holly Valance. Mindy Join us once again from LA. Looks life Sophie Blac is the new sports expert…………….GET HELLS BELLS BACK CH4 Iain started to spin kate around on her chair. Do you want the chance to date one of Kate's Mates just send a pic

Todays show was presented by Iain and Dougie, Kate was still on the show helping out now and then, RI:SE are trying to brake her into the show so she can find her feet. Kate will be takeing over full time on Monday. The show started with Iain and Dougie running up the stairs to the studio. Iain thought they was going to be late. Iain kept takeing the mick out of Dougies accent. Blazin squad said they have some very scary fans. Lip service was back for the first time since the relaunch!! todays subject was Catherine Zeta Jones. Iain ponited out that Kate was wearing a very short skirt but told her not to worry because on RI:SE they love the short skirt. Iain told Blazin squad to quite down dueing the paper review. Sophie said thanks to Dougie for being so nice to her, but Dougie said he was flirting with her. Iain and Dougie said they could not see a VT because one of the producers had taped over it with the hoobs. RI:SE set up one of there auidence members by showing clips of them when

Iain was so pleased that it was the first day of the britsh summer and it was so bright. But he said the best thing about was that all the women on the production crew were wearing nothing! Iain said he didnt do nothing for mothers day because he treats her everuy day of the year he wants a day off!! Edith said she would never be able to do a sex scene in a film because she would start laughing. Edith said her new name for the day was ""Littel Bow Peep"". David (BBC3's The Bachlor) had to pick a gril out of Katie,Alex and sophie to go on a breakfast date with him. RI:SE was one of the first shows in the U.K to show a clip of Maddonas new music video ""American Life"". Iain said that working on RI:SE is like a party.........sometimes not a good party but never the less it still is one. David chosse Alex to go on a date with him.

Due To The Events In Iraq RI:SE Now Airs From 8:10 - 9:00 The show started with Iain behide the coffee bar doing what he called his ""sexy lady"" pose. Iain,Edith and Rik was talking about sproof Alan Partridge doc that was on last night, Iain really liked it but Rik and Edith wasnt to keen. The ""Today On RI:SE"" graphics have yet again been updated to have a new spring feel to the show. Iain and Edith was fighting over what they thought of rapper Eminem. Iain said he was a load of rubbish Edith said he was great. TEXT 2 WIN was back today. Iain said that the studio was so hot that he might take off all his clothes, Edith said she wont be joining him. Dougie hosted a re-vamped version of ""Music Dougie Style"" it now has new graphics and involes 3 music people from POP,HIP HOP and ROCK and then the audience votes on what is the best new single out of all of them.

Edith was back today. Iain told Edith off for shouting during the news, he said it was great that they found that littel girl but should not have shouted ""GET IN!!!"" Iain said the audience were all wimps because they only watch Eastenders. Iain said he would pay Edith 50 pounds if she said nothing in the whole show. In the entertainment report RI:SE showed a clip of Geri Halliwell's new USA show called ""All American Girl"". Playboy's Victora Silvesledt said she really liked Iain. Iain did an impression of Harry Hill. Rik was off sick today so his stand by Fred steped in. RI:SE beatbox Menskie had a BEATBOX fight with Killer! Menskie biged up Zora. Mel + Sue was doing more dumb dares and they included Zora playing air guitar.

Iain was warming Edith up by rubbing her. Iain said that ruby wax was very sexy. The ""Today On RI:SE"" graphics have been changed again. Edith did an impression of Billy off of Eastenders. In the entertainment report a mumber of people where haveing ago at Iain for being to skinney. Iain and Edith was in the office for the paper review, but then Iain started going into peoples draw and he found a work saw. Josh (SC) dyed his hair red after a viewers text in to dye his hair red. The TEXT contestants had to perform a line dance. Adam was the first one to go with 59% of the vote. It was Edith nan and grandads birthday. Iain perfromed a dance that was a mix of Hip Hop and Mime. Crossing over to Mel + Sue at 8:26 every one was laughing because to rabbits where shagging!!! the pets where there because Mel + Sue part of the show will be themed around a topic today it was ""Pet Problems""

Iain and Edith was asking viewers to text in there worst thing that had happen to them while they were driving. This week's TEXTECUTION contestants are Julia .B.,John,Stacey,Adam and Julia .R. Stacey said that she is so happy that Jade is on the show because shes just like her. Iain said that if you cover adams mouth up he looks likes Tom crusie. Edith was pleased that T.A.T.U are no longer number 1 in the UK music charts. Jade took the RI:SE driving test if she passed RI:SE would give 500 pounds to Comic Relief if she dont they wont. At 7:24 Dougie gave us hes sport report hmmmmmmmmm i can pick other person who would be very good doing this slot. HELLS BELLS At 7:28 Edith told us what was coming up on todays show. Jade was very lively dueing the show. Katie was at the video wall picking out voices that rob should perform. The 8:15 paper review was done at the sofa insted of the coffee bar. Iain said that Graham Norton is a 2 faced man.

Edith said that she use to fancy Rollie from Eastenders

Today was the first day of the London Congestion charge and the show open with a pre-recored video showing the RI:SE studio and production offices with no one in them, and a banner down the bottom of the screen saying due to the congestion charge no one could make it to the studio. The new TEXT contestant are Lindsey,Roy,Daniella,Helen and Kieron. Iain said that this weeks contestants were good looking. Edith done her first entertainment report at the fish tank and not in the control room. Dougie was down on the road talking to people about the congestion charge. Iain told every one in the studio to give Zora a appluse because she is a very good news reader. At 7:59 Zora joined Iain and Edith to give us news about a boxer not fighting beacause of an upset stomach. .:CAPTION:. Picture of christian .A. bending over "" 2 cents and she sings""

At 7:02 Iain showed us a game called ""Larden V.S USA"" The textecution graphics have been updated. Joseph had to sleep in the RI:SE studio after he had the most number of votes from mondays show. Iain told Gemma can't say bum crack of tv. Dougie was playing ""blindefold date"" in the pub. Graham was the first TEXT contestant to go. At 8:15 there was a full paper review with Iain,Edith,Ben,Alexia and Rik. .:CAPTION:. Liam .G. Kicking a man out of a car ""Liam lerts one rip""

The RI:SE audience seem a lot mre lively then they normally do. Looks like C4 have listen to viewers because it looks like Zora is going to be doing the news infront of the control all the time now. Iain thought it was still january. This weeks TEXT contestants are Sophie,Beall,Lucie,Alice and Jon. Iain said that Edith can get in a nasty cat fight and told sophie not to argue with her. At 7:09 Edith once again took us into the control room. RI:SE showed us a clip the wako jako doco. Iain said te only reason he bought the T.A.T.U CD was because the two singers kissed. Why does Edith keep wearing them horrible red shoes? hasnt she got any others? At 7:22 Dougie was down at the pub talking to football fans. Understanly there was tension between the Westham fans and the Man U fans. Steve-o said he would never feed birds rice to make them explode. At 7:37 Iain asked the textcution contestants to perform party tricks. At 7:50 Iain and Edith interviwed Jodie. St 7:53 Rik the paper noy brang o

RI:SE - REVIEW UP SOON

RI:SE - REVIEW UP SOON

RI:SE was back today and despite what people its not like the Big Breakfast. The show started with Iain and Edith hanging out there brand new studio and then walking into the studio and sitting down. At 6:59 Edith said she went to the zoo at the weekend and that they didnt have no elephants but they did have foxes. At 7:00 the new news presenter gave her first news bulletin. At 7:01 Edith went to go and get Clair from the dressing room and take her to the coffee bar to be interviewed by Iain. RI:SE has a new game ""Textucution"" is were we get to meet 5 members of the publicand we get to text in who we hate the person with the most votes leaves. The winner at the end gets a holiday. At 7:09 Edith took us into the contol room to give us a preview of her entertainment report. Another new game ""TEXT 2 WIN"" before going to a break Iain gives us a question a dueing the break we text in thje answer, and then when we come back to the show we fine out who the winner is. Dougie was back on RI:SE