Never the Twain
(1981)Streaming Episode Guide
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Season 4
Love's Neighbours' Lost
Episode 5 - 12-06-1984
Oliver and Simon duel over a woman, Caroline. But they find that there is another man vying for her affections.
6.4/10
Haven't Seen
No Flame Like An Old Flame
Episode 4 - 11-29-1984
Simon's life becomes complicated when an old sweetheart pays him an unexpected visit.
6.6/10Haven't Seen
Words and Music
Episode 3 - 11-22-1984
Oliver and Simon volunteer to perform at a Vet Circle luncheon for Caroline.
6.9/10Haven't Seen
The Royal Connection
Episode 2 - 11-15-1984
Oliver attempts to gain the Royal Warrant for his shop from the Prince of Wales. Simon investigates his family tree in the hope of finding that he has blue blood.
7/10Haven't Seen
A Home of Your Own
Episode 1 - 11-08-1984
David and Lyn have moved to Canada. Simon needs to find someone to rent his flat quickly before his Aunt Eleanor moves in.
6.1/10Haven't Seen
Season 3
Not On The Same Wavelength
Episode 6 - 11-14-1983
Simon and Oliver are invited as guests onto a radio show. The two men become convinced that Lyn is pregnant.
6.7/10Haven't Seen
The Welsh Connection
Episode 5 - 11-07-1983
Simon and Oliver go on a health kick. An auction in Wales causes disagreement between the two men.
6.6/10Haven't Seen
The End Of The Line
Episode 4 - 10-31-1983
Oliver and Simon discuss the issue of grandchildren. David claims to have had a vasectomy. Oliver and Simon join a dating agency as an alternative route to continuing their family lines.
6.5/10Haven't Seen
A Nose For Quality
Episode 3 - 10-24-1983
Both Simon and Oliver believe that they have appointments to meet Lady Deveraux with a view to purchasing some of her antiques.
6.7/10Haven't Seen
Partners
Episode 2 - 10-17-1983
Simon receives an offer for his shop. Oliver thinks that Ringo has won the pools and breaks his partnership with Simon, offering Ringo a partnership. However, thinks are not what they seem for either man.
6.4/10Haven't Seen
Taking Stock
Episode 1 - 10-10-1983
Oliver and Simon have re-entered their partnership. They decide to do a stocktake. Oliver meets up with an old school friend, Bethan. Confusion ensues over a fake watch and a "pair" of candlesticks.
6.3/10Haven't Seen
Season 2
The More We Are Together
Episode 6 - 10-12-1982
Oliver and Simon each separately consider reforming their partnership due to the poor state of their accounts and the imminent arrival of the taxman.
6.8/10Haven't Seen
lf You Knew Susan
Episode 5 - 10-05-1982
Simon's sister visits him and Oliver immediately falls for her. Simon and Oliver each purchase one of a pair of figurines and then attempt to purchase the others to make a valuable pair.
7.1/10Haven't Seen
Blood Brothers
Episode 4 - 9-28-1982
Simon needs a blood transfusion, but he has a rare blood type. Oliver has the same blood type and agrees to donate in return for favours from Simon, including dating Veronica.
7.1/10Haven't Seen
A Woman's Place ...
Episode 3 - 9-21-1982
David and Lyn quarrel about her taking a full-time job. Oliver seeks a new cleaner. Simon is losing to Oliver in a telephone chess game and becomes suspicious about Oliver's apparent skill at the game.
6.4/10Haven't Seen
As Young As You Feel
Episode 2 - 9-14-1982
Simon and Oliver seek to win Veronica's affections. Oliver reaches the age of 50. Lyn is concerned about her father being lonely, but David is concerned about the amount of time she spends with him.
6.9/10Haven't Seen
Who's Been Sleeping In My Bed ?
Episode 1 - 9-07-1982
Simon nominates Oliver for membership of his golf club. Oliver holds a function for the committee members to win their support. Lyn and David are on their honeymoon and return to find Oliver and Simon quarrelling over their wedding presents.
6.6/10Haven't Seen
Season 1
Father Of The Groom
Episode 6 - 10-19-1981
Simon holds a dinner for Oliver, Lyn and David, his ulterior motive being to expose Oliver's lack of etiquette. Lyn prepares for her move into Simon and David's home. David and Lyn's wedding day arrives.
7.4/10Haven't Seen
Nothing But The Truth
Episode 5 - 10-05-1981
Oliver beats Simon to a painting they both want. But is it a Constable or not? David confesses propositioning another woman, jeopardising their engagement.
6.9/10Haven't Seen
A Matched Pair
Episode 4 - 9-28-1981
Oliver's antiques shop is burgled. A pair of pistols is reported missing, but when these mysteriously turn up in Simon's shop Oliver turns this misfortune into an opportunity to make money from an insurance claim. Simon is arrested when a police officer spots the pistols in his shop window. To encourage Oliver to assist him in getting the charges dropped he agrees to help Oliver get membership at his golf club.
6.7/10Haven't Seen
A Night At The Opera
Episode 3 - 9-21-1981
Veronica wants to go to the opera in Edinburgh. Simon and Oliver each compete to be her date. Simon has to find a replacement au pair.
7.3/10Haven't Seen
Of Meissen Men
Episode 2 - 9-14-1981
Veronica appears on the scene - causing Simon and Oliver to compete for more than antiquities.
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Families At War
Episode 1 - 9-07-1981
The feuding fathers find out about the relationship between their son and daughter and consider taking steps to prevent a marriage.
7/10Haven't Seen
Top 5 Highest Rated Episodes 7.5/10
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Of Meissen Men
Episode 2 - 9-14-1981
Veronica appears on the scene - causing Simon and Oliver to compete for more than antiquities.
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Father Of The Groom
Episode 6 - 10-19-1981
Simon holds a dinner for Oliver, Lyn and David, his ulterior motive being to expose Oliver's lack of etiquette. Lyn prepares for her move into Simon and David's home. David and Lyn's wedding day arrives.
7.4/10Haven't Seen
A Night At The Opera
Episode 3 - 9-21-1981
Veronica wants to go to the opera in Edinburgh. Simon and Oliver each compete to be her date. Simon has to find a replacement au pair.
7.3/10Haven't Seen
Blood Brothers
Episode 4 - 9-28-1982
Simon needs a blood transfusion, but he has a rare blood type. Oliver has the same blood type and agrees to donate in return for favours from Simon, including dating Veronica.
7.1/10Haven't Seen
lf You Knew Susan
Episode 5 - 10-05-1982
Simon's sister visits him and Oliver immediately falls for her. Simon and Oliver each purchase one of a pair of figurines and then attempt to purchase the others to make a valuable pair.
7.1/10Haven't Seen
