Million Dollars, But...
(2015)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 6
Animated Holiday Special
Episode 9 - 11-28-2018
Join Burnie, Gus, and Geoff in this very special animated, holiday, underwater-themed episode of MDB! Why not play Million Dollars, But... The Game with your friends this holiday season? Just go to MDBGame.com and get your deck today!
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Claws and Effect
Episode 8 - 3-22-2018
Join Blaine Gibson, Aaron Marquis, and THE Matt Hullum as they decide if getting close encountered, dumboed and, claw machined is worth a cool million in this episode of Million Dollars But.
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Puppet Pandemonium
Episode 7 - 3-15-2018
Join Burnie, Becca, and Chris on this ear-splitting, animal hunting, puppet-filled episode of Million Dollars, But...
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Chrono Oh No!
Episode 6 - 3-08-2018
Join Gavin and first-timers Chad and Trevor in a hair-raising, time-stopping, and, most importantly, law-abiding episode of Million Dollars, But... (complete with mob bosses and out-of-control armpit hair)!
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Barbara's Explosion of Emotion
Episode 5 - 3-01-2018
In this EXPLOSIVE episode of MDB, join Barbara Dunkelman, Adam Ellis, and Jon Risinger as they find creative (and violent) ways to express their emotions. We welcome you with open arms to enjoy this episode!
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RTX London: A Million Pounds, Although
Episode 4 - 2-22-2018
Grab a cup of tea and enjoy a very special British episode of MDB starring Burnie, Gavin, and Ellie! A special thanks to the Rooster Teeth community for attending RTX London and for making this episode possible!
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Sugar Pine 7 Can't Poop
Episode 3 - 2-15-2018
Join Steven, James, and Cib in their first (and probably last) episode of Million Dollars, But! There's a superhero with gum powers, nude public speaking, and for some reason everyone touches James' crotch.
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Funhaus All Lubed Up
Episode 2 - 2-08-2018
Join Adam, Lawrence and Bruce in a greasy, lubricated adventure with magnetic balls and a fleet of drones in this Funhaus episode of Million Dollars, But!
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Achievement Hunter Sandal Scandal
Episode 1 - 2-01-2018
Join Jack, Jeremy, and Ryan as they fight inanimate objects and hunt down sandal & sock sociopaths in an Achievement Hunter episode of Million Dollars, But!
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Theme Pack
Animated Holiday Special
Episode 14 - 11-29-2018
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Claws and Effect
Episode 13 - 3-29-2018
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Puppet Pandemonium
Episode 12 - 3-22-2018
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Chrono Oh No!
Episode 11 - 3-15-2018
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Barbara's Explosion of Emotion
Episode 10 - 3-08-2018
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RTX London: A Million Pounds, Although
Episode 9 - 3-01-2018
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Super Pine 7: Can't Poop
Episode 8 - 2-22-2018
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Funhaus: All Lubed Up
Episode 7 - 2-15-2018
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Achievement Hunter: Sandal Scandal
Episode 6 - 2-08-2018
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Dungeons, Dragons, and Dumbasses
Episode 5 - 12-11-2017
Journey with Gus, Frank, and Griffon as they get pestered by their own personal fairy and have their lives ruled by a dungeon master in this fantasy-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!
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Holiday: 12 Crimes of Christmas
Episode 4 - 12-05-2017
Would you sacrifice the holidays for a million bucks? Join Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Blaine Gibson as they babysit their drunk family and pull Christmas lights out of their butts.
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Poké-Pandemonium & Ashley the Furry
Episode 3 - 11-27-2017
Level up with Burnie, Ashley, and Jon as they battle Pokémon and undergo extreme makeovers in a video game-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!
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Femme Fatales
Episode 2 - 11-20-2017
Join Barbara, Mariel, and Elyse on a grim and ghoulish quest for money in a Death-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!
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Anime Fights & Tantalizing Tentacles
Episode 1 - 11-16-2017
Follow Miles, Gray, and Kerry in a very "In-Saiyan" animation-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!
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Season 4
Hannah Hart in: Historic Hauntings
Episode 8 - 5-23-2017
Join Burnie Burns, Barbara Dunkelman, and Hannah Hart as they accept a million dollars to be haunted by historic figures and chug unfinished drinks.
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Phil DeFranco in: Screaming Food
Episode 7 - 5-16-2017
Will Gavin Free, Burnie Burns, and special guest Phil DeFranco take a million bucks if their food is constantly screaming at them? Find out in this episode of Million Dollars, But...
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Jessica Nigri in: Crashing Through Ceilings
Episode 6 - 5-16-2017
Join Barbara Dunkelman, Blaine Gibson, and special guest Jessica Nigri as they crash through ceilings and vibrate on while trying to eat food.
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80's Flashback
Episode 5 - 5-02-2017
Join Barbara, Blaine, and Jon in a radical and totally tubular 80's themed episode of Million Dollars, But...! Cowabunga dudes!
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Grace Helbig in: All You Can Eat
Episode 4 - 4-25-2017
Join Gavin Free, Burnie Burns, and special guest Grace Helbig as they profess their undying love for strangers and eat cheddar biscuits, tacos, and dog poop.
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Tweeting for Trump
Episode 3 - 4-18-2017
Barbara, Elyse, and Ashley transcribe tweets for Donald Trump and have their own personal mariachi band follow them 24/7 in this episode of Million Dollars, But...
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Wayward Wiener
Episode 2 - 4-11-2017
Join Gavin, Burnie, and Blaine at RTX Sydney as they take scenarios from the Rooster Teeth community. Can they find their genitals in a dark room filled with sausages? Will they take velociraptor legs? Find out!
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Founding Fathers
Episode 1 - 4-04-2017
Join Burnie, Matt, and Gus as they punch random bystanders and float away from Earth.
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Season 3
Screaming Penis
Episode 6 - 9-21-2016
Join Barbara, Gavin, and Jeremy for the season 3 finale of Million Dollars, But. Will the crew take a million bucks for a screaming penis or permanent snapchat filters? Find out!
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The Jerk Off Text
Episode 5 - 9-14-2016
Join Geoff, Greg, and Tim as they gain a million dollars but lose all their dignity.
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Old People Punching
Episode 4 - 9-07-2016
Join Burnie, Nick, and Kirk as they beat old people and deal with aliens bursting out of their chests. Check out Crunch Time on September 11th!
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Girls vs Ninjas
Episode 3 - 8-24-2016
Join Barbara, Lindsay, and Ashley as they fight ninjas and deal with the perils of always being wet.
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Slow Mo Millionaires
Episode 2 - 8-17-2016
Join Gavin, Dan, and Blaine as they dodge speeding bullets, wear mascot outfits for a year and have their hands magically replaced by random objects.
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Hunted by Linebackers
Episode 1 - 8-10-2016
Join Gavin, Michael, and Burnie as they discuss the finer points of starting riots, being beaten by children, and dodging professional linebackers.
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Season 2
Flaming Butts
Episode 6 - 3-23-2016
In the season finale of Million Dollars, But..., learn what having a hot butt really means.
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Achievement Hunter Animal Attack
Episode 5 - 3-16-2016
Join the Achievement Hunters as they decide if a million dollars is worth random acts of violence from animals or having baby diapers hurled at their faces.
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Evil Twin & Fart Parade
Episode 4 - 3-09-2016
Zach, Chris, and Josh talk about the important things this week, like having a fart parade or murdering your evil twin!
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Biggest Belieber & Knife-hand
Episode 3 - 2-24-2016
This week Barbara and the Funhaus gang livestream their bathroom breaks and become the world's biggest Justin Bieber fans.
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Puppet Arms & Giant Womb
Episode 2 - 2-17-2016
Join Burnie, Adam, and Blaine as they discuss the finer points of having puppet arms and being born from a giant womb every day.
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Mime Time & Serial Hugger
Episode 1 - 2-10-2016
Welcome back for season 2 of "Million Dollars, But..."! This week, the RWBY gang discusses becoming mimes and hugging strangers for 30 seconds.
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Season 1
Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips
Episode 9 - 12-20-2015
Special guest Alan Ritchson joins Gavin and Burnie for a Lazer Team episode of Million Dollars, But...
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Bleed Out & Sneeze Teleport
Episode 8 - 9-09-2015
For the Season Finale, Michael joins Gavin and Burnie as they teleport around the world and enjoy each others farts.
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Sudden Nudity & Permanent Parachutes
Episode 7 - 8-26-2015
This week Gavin and the Free Play crew decide if they'll take a million dollars for disappearing clothes or always wearing a parachute.
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Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon
Episode 6 - 8-19-2015
This week Chris and Aaron from Social Disorder join Burnie. They meet Baby Burnie, go on a series of bad dates with Hitler, and enjoy delicious sponge.
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Magic Dogs & Muscle Men
Episode 5 - 8-05-2015
This week, Colton Dunn joins Chris and Burnie to discuss what he would do for $1 million. Not even magic dogs and vomiting spaghetti will get between them and their money.
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Birthday Sex & Negativity Light
Episode 4 - 7-22-2015
Join Barbara, Gavin, and Burnie as they eat all the birthday cake and travel through time to witness their conception.
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Money Mouth & Delayed Climax
Episode 3 - 7-15-2015
This week Kerry joins Burnie and Gavin. They discuss delayed climaxes, licking money, and a world full of talking objects.
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Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks
Episode 2 - 7-08-2015
This week, Gus joins Gav and Burnie to discuss memory loss, sexy puke, and glowing dicks. Would you take the million dollars?
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Million Dollars, But...
Episode 1 - 5-20-2015
What would you do for a million dollars? Gavin, Burnie, and Barbara would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything.
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Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon
Episode 6 - 8-19-2015
This week Chris and Aaron from Social Disorder join Burnie. They meet Baby Burnie, go on a series of bad dates with Hitler, and enjoy delicious sponge.
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Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks
Episode 2 - 7-08-2015
This week, Gus joins Gav and Burnie to discuss memory loss, sexy puke, and glowing dicks. Would you take the million dollars?
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Birthday Sex & Negativity Light
Episode 4 - 7-22-2015
Join Barbara, Gavin, and Burnie as they eat all the birthday cake and travel through time to witness their conception.
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Million Dollars, But...
Episode 1 - 5-20-2015
What would you do for a million dollars? Gavin, Burnie, and Barbara would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything.
9/10Haven't Seen
Magic Dogs & Muscle Men
Episode 5 - 8-05-2015
This week, Colton Dunn joins Chris and Burnie to discuss what he would do for $1 million. Not even magic dogs and vomiting spaghetti will get between them and their money.
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