Knightfall is a story about the Knights Templar brought to you by the History Channel, which might as well be directed by the insane meme guys behind every Aliens TV show from the same channel. Needless to say, this is a VERY historically incorrect show about perhaps one of the most interesting and mysterious order of knights that ever existed.

The first season is about as fun as watching paint dry, between the awful acting and the historically incorrect stories, you’ll be falling asleep more times than my grandma after Christmas dinner. The second season is on another level, you get 7 GOOD episodes filled with action and interesting developments. You get distracted by the Joker playing Knight but Mister J. is known for his sadistic pranks. Afterwards, the ET guys from season one come back to reprise their roles and direct the destruction of whatever’s good in season two.

If you’re Portuguese, religious and blind (I’m sorry), you’re going to have a blast watching at least one episode in season two. If you’re an historic drama fan, you’re going to enjoy watching the Friday the 13th myth come to life. Other than that, just buy a paintball gun and shoot your knee three or four times, I guarantee you’ll have more fun. Don’t forget to record your reaction, send it to the guys directing this show and you’ll most certainly be cast as the cripple guy nobody likes.

I’ve watched both seasons and everything I can say for sure is that Tancrede will be haunting me in my nightmares, not the man but the name itself. Thank you very much TAMCREED!