It Takes a Thief
(2005)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 2
Ladies of the Lake
Episode 40 - 4-13-2007
43m
Jon almost blows his cover when he walks up to what he thought was a single family home and runs into another family leaving. After a little confusion and a few seconds, Jon comes back with his accomplice and finishes the job. The family is soon thrown for a loop when they find out the person they saw as they left was the one who robbed them.
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Who Done It?
Episode 39 - 4-12-2007
43m
While guests enjoy "Murder Mystery Theater" in a fancy bed and breakfast, they are oblivious to the crime spree happening right up stairs.
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Peeping Jon
Episode 38 - 4-11-2007
43m
While loading up a family's belongings into his truck, a nosy neighbor decides to pay Jon a visit and teach him that leaving your keys in the truck doesn't always provide the fastest getaway.
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Gone in 60 Seconds
Episode 37 - 4-10-2007
43m
After Jon spots two classic muscle cars in front of a house, he knows he must steal them by any means necessary; even if his accomplice has to lock the homeowner in an upstairs office.
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Reversal of Fortune
Episode 36 - 4-09-2007
43m
Jon sets his sights on another water front home and shows his strength as he carries a heavy safe right out the front door.
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Safe Haven
Episode 35 - 4-03-2007
43m
With an increase in police patrol, Jon has no problem breaking into a house full of safes and cleans the family out.
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Ambush Makeover
Episode 34 - 4-02-2007
43m
After learning that a wife and mother is constantly telling her family to lock the doors and windows, Matt decides to change the layout just a bit. The mother gets a first hand look at her family's security flaws as she sits in the van with Matt and watches Jon break in.
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Dog Town and Thief Boys
Episode 33 - 3-28-2007
43m
Jon has his eyes set on a vintage 1965 Ford Galaxy and will do anything to come home with it. As he tries to make his stylish getaway, the car proves to be troublesome, even with the homeowner inside the house.
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Empty Nest
Episode 32 - 3-20-2007
43m
Now that her children have moved out of the house, a mother's security is on their minds and put to the test. Jon gets an unexpected visit from the police officer who lives right next door.
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Speed Demons
Episode 31 - 3-19-2007
43m
Jon targets a house with an ATV trailer across the street near their detached garage.
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Monster Movies
Episode 30 - 3-12-2007
43m
After being robbed in California, a monster-movie loving family moves to the Northeast in hopes of being safe. After Jon breaks in and steals all of their precious Godzilla toys, the family realizes crime is everywhere.
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Swamp Thing
Episode 29 - 3-05-2007
43m
With a swamp on one side and a giant hole in their fence, a family's home proves no match for Jon.
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Now You See It, Now You Don't
Episode 28 - 2-26-2007
43m
Jon gets more than he bargained for when he robs the home of a family of magicians and the house fights back.
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Beach Hamlet Heist
Episode 27 - 2-20-2007
43m
When the homeowners of a beach front house argue over their security, it makes the perfect target for Jon. Matt and Jon hope that after their intervention, the homeowners would know as much about security as the homeowners' youngest daughter.
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Home Alone
Episode 26 - 2-12-2007
43m
Jon tries to teach two active teenage boys to lock up every time they leave the house.
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Play Date
Episode 25
43m
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Vacation Time
Episode 24 - 1-29-2007
43m
While a husband and wife plan an RV trip with a friend, Jon robs their upstairs. After being disappointed by not finding the RV keys, he takes a peek at Matt's closed-circuit TVs and goes in for round 2.
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Solid Gold
Episode 23 - 1-22-2007
43m
Matt and Jon target a home that is filled with rare memorabilia and a closet full of guitars.
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Security Sisters
Episode 22 - 1-16-2007
43m
While a meeting is being held on the top floor of a sorority house, pizza man Jon cleans the sisters out downstairs.
9.6/10Haven't Seen
Diamond in the Rough
Episode 21 - 1-08-2007
43m
Ban, an antique collector, gets a rude awakening from Jon when they come face to face to his hallway.
9.5/10Haven't Seen
McMansion
Episode 20
43m
After the homeowners arrive back to their multi-million dollar house, Jon adds their precious Jaguar to his list of stolen items.
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High Seas
Episode 19 - 12-18-2006
43m
While a family takes a relaxing fishing trip, Jon and his accomplices clean out a vacation beach house.
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B&B Break-in
Episode 18 - 12-11-2006
43m
With the help of an accomplice, Jon sneaks into a bed and breakfast late at night and teaches the owners they need to check ID for everyone who stays there.
9.6/10Haven't Seen
I Love N.Y.
Episode 17 - 12-04-2006
43m
Jon breaks in to the home of an FDNY firefighter and his wife while neighborhood children play out front.
9/10Haven't Seen
Dream Come True
Episode 16 - 11-27-2006
43m
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Party Time
Episode 15
43m
During happy hour, Jon overhears a couple brag about the toys in their house, tracks the house down, and robs the couple of their fun.
8.7/10Haven't Seen
Generation Gap
Episode 14
43m
When Jon and his accomplice pose as landscapers, they try to show a family that their hired help isn't who they turn out to be.
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Crookin' in the Dark
Episode 13 - 11-06-2006
43m
Jon uses a family's disagreement on how to protect their home to his advantage and cleans their house out.
9.2/10Haven't Seen
Big Burglar -On Campus
Episode 12 - 9-12-2005
43m
Jon and his accomplices prove just how vulnerable a New York City bar is to crooks after breaking in during broad daylight.
9.9/10Haven't Seen
Bed and Break-Ins
Episode 11 - 9-23-2005
43m
A police officer and a forensic artist deal with burglaries everyday at work, but do nothing around their house to prevent it from happening to them.
9.5/10Haven't Seen
Daddy's Little Girl
Episode 10 - 9-22-2005
43m
Jon's next target is a house that has people always running in and out of.
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Security He Said/She Said
Episode 9 - 9-21-2005
43m
A suburban couple learns a lesson on how to keep their home safe while they commute to the big city for work.
9.6/10Haven't Seen
Special Assignment: Big Brother
Episode 8 - 9-20-2005
43m
A single mom with two young daughters gets a lesson in home security.
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Cops and Robbers
Episode 7 - 9-19-2005
43m
A family thinks their home in a gated community just off a golf course is safe from crooks.
9.8/10Haven't Seen
Open House
Episode 6 - 9-16-2005
43m
A homeowner thinks his handiwork will prevent a burglar from breaking in. After writing in to Matt and Jon, he is put to the test and fails miserably.
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Shaking Up The Southern Comfort
Episode 5 - 9-15-2005
43m
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Good Cop, Bad Cop
Episode 4 - 10-27-2005
43m
A Skate Shop in New Jersey thinks their "surviellance cameras in use" sticker will deter burglars. But when Jon sees no cameras, it's a welcome sign to rob them.
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Haven In The Hood
Episode 3 - 9-14-2005
43m
Two women think their house, tenant, and adopted son are safe until a reformed burglar proves otherwise.
9.8/10Haven't Seen
Diamond Dealer
Episode 2 - 9-13-2005
43m
Jon and his accomplices do the unthinkable when they decide to rob a town's police station, fire station, and courthouse.
8.7/10Haven't Seen
Season 1
Theft on the Water
Episode 40
43m
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Jonny's Angels
Episode 39
43m
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Car Repair... or Robbery?
Episode 38
43m
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Mi casa es su casa
Episode 36
43m
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Party Crashers
Episode 35
43m
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Nighttime Is the Right Time
Episode 34
43m
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And Burglar Makes Four
Episode 33
43m
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Inherited Fortune
Episode 32
43m
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Collecting Bad Habits
Episode 31
43m
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Unlocking the Past
Episode 30
43m
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Open House
Episode 29
43m
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Haven in the Hood
Episode 27
43m
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Wine, Dine and Dash
Episode 26
43m
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A Silent Robbery
Episode 25
43m
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Big Burglar on Campus
Episode 24
43m
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Bed and Break-Ins
Episode 23 - 9-23-2005
43m
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Daddy's Little Girl
Episode 22
43m
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Shape Up or Ship Out
Episode 21
43m
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Leave It to Grandma
Episode 18
43m
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Cops and Robbers
Episode 16
43m
This episode will likely air in the fall when the show returns
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Thief and the Single Lady
Episode 14 - 5-11-2005
43m
Matt & John visit a suburban neighborhood outside of New York City. They find the home of a single mother whose children have moved out. She has lived all over the world and has expensive treasures from everywhere, including Sterling Silver and thousand dollar paintings. She learns a quick lesson when Jon makes off with all of it.
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Something Old, Something New
Episode 13 - 5-04-2005
43m
Matt & John visit a neighborhood outside NYC, to an old Tudor home. All the locks are original to the house, including the mortise locks on the side and back doors. Jon kicked in the side door and made off with jewelry, silverware, and the flat screen monitor for the computer. Matt secured the house while preserving it's old world charm.
9.3/10Haven't Seen
Little Women
Episode 12 - 4-27-2005
43m
Matt & John go to Connecticut to visit the home of a single mom and her two daughters. Arachnophobia caused the homeowner to not check the cellar window. While it was locked, Jon used a cinderblock to smash out the glass and made out with thousands of dollards in Jewelry and Collectibles.
8.7/10Haven't Seen
Desperate Housewife
Episode 11 - 4-20-2005
43m
Once again in New Jersey, Matt & Jon visit the home of Roseann and Phil. Bill's unfinished projects have left Roseann feeling uneasy about being home at night, especially after robberies occurred in their neighborhood. Jon makes off with thousands of dollars in jewelry, collectibles, and fur coats and Phil learned that a golf club won't secure a patio door.
8.9/10Haven't Seen
Like Mother, Like Daughter
Episode 10 - 4-13-2005
43m
Matt and Jon visit long island, to the home of Stephanie, a single mother of 2 who had been robbed twice already. They lock up the house, but, their efforts are wasted as six of the windows don't even lock. Jon gets in through the kitchen window and makes off with checks, pounds of jewelry, and even the family dog.
8.5/10Haven't Seen
Reading, Writing and Robberies
Episode 9 - 3-30-2005
43m
Matt and Jon take a trip to New Jersey, to the home of Ryan and Camilla. Matt finds out that the only one who locks the doors in the house is their 3 year old daughter. After going through the house, they lock up and Jon tries to get in. It seems that an enclosed porch is the perfect cover for a thief. Jon broke a window with a piece of firewood and made off with bank files, jewelry, china, and the family's van.
9.2/10Haven't Seen
Grand Theft Autos
Episode 8 - 3-23-2005
43m
Matt and Jon visit a lakeside retreat known to the locals as Club Marko. Home to a batchelor who lives each day as if it were his last, it was well protected, or so the homeowner, Mark, thought. Security Cameras, Motion Detectors, and a top of the line Security System prove no match for Matt. The homeowner learned a big lesson as he watched his Plasma Screen TV, Safe, Motorcycles, and even his Cars get stolen.
8.5/10Haven't Seen
Three Women and a Burglar
Episode 7 - 3-16-2005
42m
Suzanne and her adult twin daughters ask for help in securing their house, already robbed twice and located in an unsafe neighborhood.
9.6/10Haven't Seen
The Great Harley Heist
Episode 6 - 3-09-2005
42m
Jon and Matt visit a suburban neighborhood where most houses have no garage. The house they stop at belongs to Marlene and Katrina, two roomates who are as close as sisters. They learn that the smallest mistake, in this case leaving the 2nd story Bathroom window open, provides easy access to a thief. Jon makes off with stuff like a laptop, passports, jewelry, and Marlene's motorcycle.
9.6/10Haven't Seen
Pinching the Painter
Episode 5 - 3-02-2005
43m
Previous victims of thieves, Danny and Teresa have much to protect: jewelry, electronics and Danny's art, worth tens of thousands of dollars. Yet only their son, Damon, has been diligent about home security ... until now.
9.5/10Haven't Seen
City Slickers
Episode 4 - 2-23-2005
43m
Newlyweds Sunitha and Eric see just how invulnerable their dog and neighbors are making their 1929 suburban house to a burglary.
9.5/10Haven't Seen
Mom Knows Best
Episode 3 - 2-16-2005
43m
Security-conscious Ginger has argued with her daughter and with Bennett, her husband of more than 25 years, about the issue. Will her fears be justified?
9.5/10Haven't Seen
Heist in the Suburbs
Episode 2 - 2-09-2005
43m
Henry and Susie differ on the security measures necessary to protect the contents of their rural home, including the priceless mementos left by their only son, who passed away at the age of 17.
9.3/10Haven't Seen
Bachelor Break-In
Episode 1 - 2-02-2005
43m
John, Angelo and Mark attempt to change a lifetime of bad habits in a bid to protect their ""big-boy"" toys and most treasured childhood possessions.
9.2/10Haven't Seen
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Big Burglar -On Campus
Episode 12 - 9-12-2005
43m
Jon and his accomplices prove just how vulnerable a New York City bar is to crooks after breaking in during broad daylight.
9.9/10Haven't Seen
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Haven In The Hood
Episode 3 - 9-14-2005
43m
Two women think their house, tenant, and adopted son are safe until a reformed burglar proves otherwise.
9.8/10Haven't Seen
Cops and Robbers
Episode 7 - 9-19-2005
43m
A family thinks their home in a gated community just off a golf course is safe from crooks.
9.8/10Haven't Seen
Thief and the Single Lady
Episode 14 - 5-11-2005
43m
Matt & John visit a suburban neighborhood outside of New York City. They find the home of a single mother whose children have moved out. She has lived all over the world and has expensive treasures from everywhere, including Sterling Silver and thousand dollar paintings. She learns a quick lesson when Jon makes off with all of it.
9.7/10Haven't Seen
