Friday Night with Jonathan Ross

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Daniel Craig Tony Curtis Grace Jones Girls Aloud

Gordon Ramsey, Sarah Silverman, Ricky Gervais, Razorlight

Episode 7 - 10-17-2008

2.8/10

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Gordon Ramsey Sarah Silverman Ricky Gervais Razorlight

Colin Farrell, Claudia Winkleman, Sir Roger Moore, The Kills.

Episode 6 - 10-10-2008

7.4/10

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Colin Farrell Claudia Winkleman Sir Roger Moore The Kills

Faye Dunaway, Sir Michael Parkinson, Alan Carr, Bishi

Episode 5 - 10-03-2008

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Faye Dunaway Sir Michael Parkinson Alan Carr Bishi

Jamie Oliver, Simon Pegg, Matt Lucas, David Walliams, Keane

Episode 4 - 9-26-2008

For what seems like the 1,000th time, Lucas & Walliams cosy up to Jonathan to flog their cash cow Little Britain. Chef, Jamie Oliver and funny bloke Simon Pegg also appear.

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Jamie Oliver Simon Pegg Matt Lucas David Walliams Keane

Cheryl Cole, Ben Stiller, Paul O'Grady, Iglu & Hartly

Episode 3 - 9-19-2008

Starsky and Hutch and Dodgeball - just two films starring Ben Stiller which didn't trouble the Oscars. Fellow chat show host, Paul O'Grady, (who unlike Jonathan lets his guests answer a question before butting in) and X Factor judge Cheryl Cole return to the show.

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Cheryl Cole Ben Stiller Paul OGrady Iglu Hartly

Steve Coogan, Abigail Clancy, Stevie Wonder.

Episode 2 - 9-12-2008

In 1982, Stevie Wonder (with Sir Paul McCartney) sang: ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony, side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord, why don't we? Well, you could have been in the same country as each other when you shot the video for a start! Model, Abigail Clancy and Steve Coogan also appear.

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Steve Coogan Abigail Clancy Stevie Wonder

Kelly Brook, The Mighty Boosh, The Streets.

Episode 1 - 9-05-2008

The show returns and presumably so will the smut, as Kelly Brook is amongst the first guests in this, the 15th series. The Mighty Boosh return with a song to sing and a big monkey, too. Jonathan also welcomes Britain's gold medal winners from Beijing, which will take longer to do than it will for an Australian chat show host to welcome back their winners. Music from the Streets.

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Kelly Brook The Mighty Boosh The Streets

Season 14
5.7

Gok Wan, Chaka Khan, Steve Carell, Primal Scream.

Episode 25 - 7-11-2008

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Gok Wan Chaka Khan Steve Carell Primal Scream

Meryl Streep, Adrian Lester, Chris Addison, The Last Shadow Puppets.

Episode 24 - 7-04-2008

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Meryl Streep Adrian Lester Chris Addison The Last Shadow Puppets

Charlotte Church, Will Smith, Jay-Z, James.

Episode 23 - 6-27-2008

Jay-z gives his first major British television interview ahead of his headline appearance at Glastonbury; the affable Will Smith returns as does singer Charlotte Church. Music from James.

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Sienna Miller, Danny Wallace, Joe Calzaghe, CSS.

Episode 22 - 6-20-2008

The WBO, WBC and WBA super middleweight champion of the world, Joe Calzaghe, talks to Jonathan about punching people.

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Sienna Miller Danny Wallace Joe Calzaghe CSS

James McAvoy, Dame Eileen Atkins, Jo Brand, Coldplay.

Episode 21 - 6-13-2008

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Robbie Coltrane, Rachel de Thame, Andy Murray, Paul Weller.

Episode 20 - 6-06-2008

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Robbie Coltrane Rachel de Thame Andy Murray Paul Weller

John Barrowman, Kirsty Young, Mark Wahlberg, Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber, Black Kids.

Episode 19 - 5-30-2008

The ubiquitous John Barrowman returns to talk about his favourite Nancy (you can add your own punchline). Music from Black Kids, whose début song title takes longer to say than it takes to sing.

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John Barrowman Kirsty Young Mark Wahlberg Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber Black Kids

Ray Winstone, The Osmonds, Neil Diamond.

Episode 18 - 5-23-2008

Chirpy Cockney geezer, Ray Winstone, does the Lambeth walk into the studio to discuss jellied eels, Doodlebugs and boxing grannies from the east end. Gawd bless 'em. Actually, he'll probably talk about his role in the new Indiana Jones film. The Osmonds - all 7 of them, give their first British interview in 25 years. 7 Osmonds - that's 224 teeth. Seems like a lot more... Music to please your Mum - and mine, from golden-tonsilled Neil Diamond.

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Sarah Jessica Parker, Andrew Marr, Anthony Head, Yazoo.

Episode 17 - 5-16-2008

A mixed bag of guests this week: author and broadcaster Andrew Marr; actress Sarah Jessica Parker and actor Anthony Head. So not that mixed after all... Brilliantly, this week's band is Yazoo (or Yaz, if you are American and have difficulty with syllables).

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Sarah Jessica Parker Andrew Marr Anthony Head Yazoo

Sir Alan Sugar, Johnny Vegas, Jade Jagger Vampire Weekend.

Episode 16 - 5-09-2008

That big bundle of chuckles, Sir Alan Sugar, returns to the show; the big bundle, Johnny Vegas, also returns with his own brand of northern madness. Making her first appearance on the show is Jade Jagger, who, apparently, is famous for being a model and not just for being called Jagger. Music from Vampire Weekend.

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Sir Alan Sugar Johnny Vegas Jade Jagger Vampire Weekend

Robert Downey Jr, Michael Aspel, Gwyneth Paltrow, The Ting Tings.

Episode 15 - 5-02-2008

Robert Downey Jr. makes a return appearance to the show, but it's debuts all-round for Gwyneth Paltrow, Michael Aspel and The Ting Tings.

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Robert Downey Jr Michael Aspel Gwyneth Paltrow The Ting Tings

Ronnie Corbett, Russell Brand, Ashton Kutcher, The Courteeners.

Episode 14 - 4-25-2008

Aston Kutcher joins Jonathan to talk about a new film, or something. Russell Brand returns, possibly trying to break Ricky Gervais' number of appearances and Ronnie Corbett makes a return appearance to the show. A man described by the BBC as a "comedy giant". Music from new band, the Courteeners.

3/10

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Mackenzie Crook, Kirsty Gallacher, Patsy Palmer, Ian Wright, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds.

Episode 13 - 4-18-2008

Mackenzie Crook's latest film is Three and Out, in which he plays a Tube driver on London's Underground. The title refers to the rule that if a driver witnesses three accidental deaths on the line, he is pensioned off with a large lump sum. It is understandable to think from the title, that the film is actually about the career of cricketer Andrew Strauss.

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Mackenzie Crook Kirsty Gallacher Patsy Palmer Ian Wright Nick Cave the Bad Seeds

John Hurt, Catherine Tate, David Tennant, Nigel Marven, Radiohead.

Episode 12 - 4-04-2008

David Tennant and Catherine Tate, aka, the Doctor and his new companion; John Hurt, who has played the Elephant Man and Quentin Crisp on film, but is yet to play an unconvincing alien in Doctor Who, makes a return appearance. Music from Radiohead.

7.1/10

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John Hurt Catherine Tate David Tennant Nigel Marven Radiohead

Trevor Eve, Donald Sutherland, Natasha Kaplinsky, The Kooks.

Episode 11 - 3-28-2008

Natasha Kaplinsky is one of those people who you either really, really like, or really, really loathe. Which camp are you in? This week's 'Hollywood royalty' is Donald Sutherland, while Trevor Eve is this week's 'Brummie royalty'. Music from the Kooks.

4.6/10

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Trevor Eve Donald Sutherland Natasha Kaplinsky The Kooks

Gunther Von Hagens, David Baddiel, Twiggy, Siouxsie.

Episode 10 - 3-21-2008

Gunther Von Hagens is a German anatomist who likes to perform televised autopsies in front an audience. This could be the last appearance on television for either Twiggy, David Baddiel Siouxsie Soux or Jonathan. Forgo your late-night snack just in case.

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Gunther Von Hagens David Baddiel Twiggy Siouxsie

Michelle Ryan, Jean-Christophe Novelli, Goldie Hawn, The Temptations.

Episode 9 - 3-07-2008

Michelle Ryan managed to star in several episodes of the Bionic Woman before it was axed. Who knows; maybe The Bill has the technology to rebuild her (career), as it has done for so many other former soap stars. Music comes from the Temptations, star-spangled blondness comes from Goldie Hawn and something French for the ladies comes from Jean-Christophe Novelli.

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Michelle Ryan JeanChristophe Novelli Goldie Hawn The Temptations

Keeley Hawes, The Rock, Gillian McKeith, Goldfrapp.

Episode 8 - 2-29-2008

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Keeley Hawes The Rock Gillian McKeith Goldfrapp

Bruce Forsyth, Forest Whitaker, Agyness Deyn, Elbow.

Episode 7 - 2-22-2008

Nice to see him, to see him... Brucie returns to the show, on what will be his 80th birthday. Also on this week's programme: Forest Whitaker, who won an Oscar for his portrayal of Ugandan despot Idi Amin and model Agyness Deyn, who, and let's be honest about this, is just some model. Music from Elbow.

5.2/10

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Bruce Forsyth Forest Whitaker Agyness Deyn Elbow

Nicholas Hoult, Sylvester Stallone, Katherine Jenkins, Guillemots.

Episode 6 - 2-15-2008

First Blood, Rambo, Tango and Cash. Just three of the films for which Sylvester Stallone was not nominated for an Oscar. Also appearing: Nicholas Hoult from Skins and Katherine Jenkins from Wales. Music from Guillemots.

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Nicholas Hoult Sylvester Stallone Katherine Jenkins Guillemots

Philip Glenister, Jamie Bell, Dame Vivienne Westwood, Duffy.

Episode 5 - 2-08-2008

First it was Life on Mars, now it's Ashes to Ashes. TV cop Gene Hunt, (Philip Glenister) returns to the screen as the Manc detective who likes 'oops. Maybe the next series will be called 'The Laughing Gnome' and will be set in the seedy underworld of Legoland. Starring Tom Cruise.

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Philip Glenister Jamie Bell Dame Vivienne Westwood Duffy

Sarah Parish, Sharon Small, Shelley Conn, Orla Brady, Britt Ekland, Naveen Andrews, Morrissey.

Episode 4 - 2-01-2008

The Cast of Mistresses join Jonathan for an innuendo-laden smut fest; Britt Ekland takes part in a 'I was married to Peter Sellers and danced naked in The Wicker Man' jamboree and Morrissey provides the music - no smut and no dancing naked. Phew.

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Sarah Parish Sharon Small Shelley Conn Orla Brady Britt Ekland Naveen Andrews Morrissey

Alan Carr, Eva Longoria, Jeff Goldblum, Mary J. Blige.

Episode 3 - 1-25-2008

Big, butch funny bloke Alan Carr returns to the Ross sofa. Alan wears glasses... and shoes... and has the requisite number of ears for a standard human. Yes, you've guessed it - I don't know anything about the other guests.

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Alan Carr Eva Longoria Jeff Goldblum Mary J Blige

Sir David Attenborough, Ringo Starr, Samantha Janus, Rita Simons, Hot Chip.

Episode 2 - 1-18-2008

He is a living legend; a man who was a part of the greatest model railway based children's programme of all time. He provided the voices for the fab four: Thomas, Henry Gordon and the Fat Controller � Mr. Ringo Starr. He was also in The Beatles. Also appearing on this week's show, Sir David Attenborough; friend of the Rwandan gorilla, pal of the bat and generally on nodding terms with fish.

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Sir David Attenborough Ringo Starr Samantha Janus Rita Simons Hot Chip

Tom Hanks, Hannah Spearritt, Chris Rock, Andrew Lee Potts, Reverend & The Makers.

Episode 1 - 1-11-2008

New Series. Yes, a new series just twenty days after the last one ended, the BBC is getting its moneys worth out of Jonathan. In return, he provides a guest straight from the top of the A List - Tom Hanks. Chris Rock, who some people might find funny, whilst others will just regard him as loud, American and not funny. Music from Reverend & The Makers.

7.6/10

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Tom Hanks Hannah Spearritt Chris Rock Andrew Lee Potts Reverend The Makers

Season 13
5.7

Andrew Flintoff, Stephen Merchant, Janice Dickinson, Mark Ronson, Ricky Wilson

Episode 16 - 12-21-2007

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Andrew Flintoff Stephen Merchant Janice Dickinson Mark Ronson Ricky Wilson

Andrew Flintoff, Stephen Merchant, Christopher Biggins, Janice Dickinson, Mark Ronson, Ricky Wilson.

Episode 15 - 12-21-2007

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Andrew Flintoff Stephen Merchant Christopher Biggins Janice Dickinson Mark Ronson Ricky Wilson

Will Smith, Len Goodman, Arlene Phillips, Bruno Tonioli, Craig Revel Horwood, Kerry Katona, Editors.

Episode 14 - 12-14-2007

Never have so many people I have never heard of appeared in the same episode. Will Smith should save the day and Kerry Katona could make it a very long day if she is 'tired and emotional'. Music from Editors, which some viewers might find entertaining.

5.6/10

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Will Smith Len Goodman Arlene Phillips Bruno Tonioli Craig Revel Horwood Kerry Katona Editors

Jeremy Clarkson, Renée Zellweger, Jerry Seinfeld, Matt Lucas, David Walliams, Adele.

Episode 13 - 12-07-2007

Quite a line-up this week: Actress Renée Zellweger who made big knickers the talk of England; Jerry Seinfeld who made some people on TV.com unhappy (see the Soup Nazi debates in the forums) and Jeremy Clarkson who makes many people unhappy all over England - particularly Wales, the United States and Bill Oddie.

5.6/10

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Jeremy Clarkson Rene Zellweger Jerry Seinfeld Matt Lucas David Walliams Adele

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, The Mighty Boosh, Boyzone, Kate Nash.

Episode 12 - 11-30-2007

"Fighting in the Dojo, Miso Miso Oriental Prince in the land of soup". Fans of the Boosh will understand that, other people might just be greatly disturbed. Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, a man who has cooked pretty much everything on television from Cephalopoda to placenta makes a welcome début appearance on the show. The music comes from Kate Nash with her mockney stylings and 'cor blimey Mary Poppins, ain't it foggy in Larndon'?

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Hugh FearnleyWhittingstall The Mighty Boosh Boyzone Kate Nash

Daniel Craig, Jack Dee, Russell Brand, Hard Fi.

Episode 11 - 11-23-2007

Daniel Craig – the blond Bond; Russell Brand – the pseudo-Dickensian Cockney urchin and Jack Dee – the grumpy one who is second only to Ricky Gervais in appearances on the show.

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Sir Anthony Hopkins, Jimmy Carr, Katy Brand, Foo Fighters.

Episode 10 - 11-09-2007

Proud Welshman Sir Anthony Hopkins - who is now an American citizen - makes his first appearance on the show. Jimmy Carr, who just seems to be very proud of himself in general, makes what seems to be his 400th appearance.

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Gordon Ramsay, Ruth Jones, James Corden, Girls Aloud, Alicia Keys.

Episode 9 - 11-02-2007

Gordon Ramsay has more Michelin stars than any other chef, most of which have to be used to censor the swear words he uses. ****, for example.

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Gordon Ramsay Ruth Jones James Corden Girls Aloud Alicia Keys

Heston Blumenthal, Penny Lancaster, Kelly Brook, Cate Blanchett, Duran Duran.

Episode 8 - 10-26-2007

Heston Blumenthal has been described as a "culinary alchemist". This is a rather grand way of saying he makes porridge from snails. Kelly Brook is the latest celebrity to put her name to a perfume, sadly, the name 'Smelly Brook' was discarded pretty early on. Actress, Cate Blanchett and 'famous for being married to Rod Stewart' Penny Lancaster also appear. Duran Duran - who will perform their new song, will probably be wearing more make-up than Kelly, Cate and Penny - specifically Nick Rhodes.

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Heston Blumenthal Penny Lancaster Kelly Brook Cate Blanchett Duran Duran

Peter Serafinowicz, Terry Wogan, Kelly Smith, Take That.

Episode 7 - 10-19-2007

Kelly Smith, who is brilliant and will probably be the next Queen of England, appears tonight in all her shimmering glory. She will be talking about Women's Football which is absolutely excellent entertainment.

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Peter Serafinowicz Terry Wogan Kelly Smith Take That

Jools Holland, Jake Gyllenhaal, Katie and Peter, Richard Hawley.

Episode 6 - 10-12-2007

If Katie Price's self-importance was flammable and caught fire, it would be the Great Fire of London all over again. If her talent was flammable and caught fire, it would be like a damp banger going off. Peter Andre appears tonight - he's married to the damp banger.

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Jools Holland Jake Gyllenhaal Katie and Peter Richard Hawley

Michelle Pfeiffer, Ewan McGregor, Charlie Boorman, Chris Moyles, Roisin Murphy.

Episode 5 - 10-05-2007

Mother Nature is either very creative, or she's got a blinding sense of humour. How else could you explain the effortless beauty of Michelle Pfeiffer and the unconstrained ugliness of Chris Moyles? Maybe she created him with the left-overs from elephants ar**s.

6.8/10

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Michelle Pfeiffer Ewan McGregor Charlie Boorman Chris Moyles Roisin Murphy

Michael Ball, Jamie Foxx, Beth Ditto, Peter Björn & John.

Episode 4 - 9-28-2007

Four weeks into the new series and the guest list shows signs of strain, and that's not just down to Beth Ditto's bulk. Peter Björn & John are described as "Swedish folk rockers" - is it just me, or does that sound like a cue to stuff your ears with broken glass?

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Michael Ball Jamie Foxx Beth Ditto Peter Bjrn John

Dame Helen Mirren, Richard Hammond Christian Slater, The Hives.

Episode 3 - 9-21-2007

There's a 'Hair Off' this week: Richard Hammond - the indestructible one from Top Gear, brings his new, flowing locks to compete with Jonathan's luscious mane. Dame Helen Mirren's naturally girly hair might not be enough to secure victory, but Christian Slater is in with a chance. If it's decided by facial hair, Dr. Matt Destruction from The Hives will walk it, even though he's bald. Bring it on!

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Dame Helen Mirren Richard Hammond Christian Slater The Hives

Trinny & Susannah, Samuel L. Jackson, Quentin Tarantino, KT Tunstall.

Episode 2 - 9-14-2007

This week's guests: a director who's films I don't really like; an actor who's films I don't watch; two women who make television programmes for badly dressed frumpy lasses and some Scottish warbler who's music gives me the staggers. Apart from that, I am really looking forward to it.

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Trinny Susannah Samuel L Jackson Quentin Tarantino KT Tunstall

Keira Knightley, Simon Pegg, Adam Sandler, The Polyphonic Spree.

Episode 1 - 9-07-2007

It seems like just 63 days since Jonathan was talking to J.K. Rowling. Either that, or I can't count. However long it was, the wait is over - he's back. To kick things off, there is a rare interview with Keira Knightley who, incidentally, weighs less than Jonathan's hair. Funny man Simon Pegg and man Adam Sandler also appear on the first show. Music comes from Dallas-based twenty-three-piece band The Polyphonic Spree, who, incidentally, weigh less than Jonathan's hair.

3.5/10

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Keira Knightley Simon Pegg Adam Sandler The Polyphonic Spree

Season 12
5.6

J.K. Rowling, Bob Hoskins, Gok Wan, Paul Weller & Graham Coxon, The Arctic Monkeys.

Episode 15 - 7-06-2007

Rarity is the common factor this week; a TV appearance by the Arctic Monkeys which is as rare as a woman who understands the off-side rule, and something that's as rare as hen's toothpaste; an interview with Harry Potter creator J.K. Rowling. Also rare - possibly unique - is a London-born Norwegian sailor - step forward Bob Hoskins. The programme is scheduled to return in September 2007.

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JK Rowling Bob Hoskins Gok Wan Paul Weller Graham Coxon The Arctic Monkeys

Bruce Willis, Fearne Cotton, Pete Doherty, Arcade Fire.

Episode 14 - 6-29-2007

The combined weight of Fearne Cotton and Pete Doherty tops the scales at a porky 42 kilograms - 43 if they are wet. I doubt they could overpower a fractious kitten or contain an angry wasp. Bruce Willis and I share a birthday; that's about all we have in common as I have hair and a natural aversion to Demi Moore (and all her films).

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Bruce Willis Fearne Cotton Pete Doherty Arcade Fire

Russell Brand, Serena Williams, Iggy & The Stooges.

Episode 13 - 6-22-2007

Serena Williams is an impressive looking woman: big and strong - all muscle and buttocks. She could easily have puny Russell Brand in a fight. Actually, I reckon she could have him, Iggy Pop and the rest of the Stooges. Jonathan, the audience, the Poofs, the piano...

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Shilpa Shetty, Alex James, Rob Lowe, CSS.

Episode 12 - 6-15-2007

Shilpa Shetty; Bollywood superstar and the recipient of verbal bullying from the Bermondsey Beast, Jade Goody. Funny that, why would a fat, ignorant talentless pig pick on a beautiful, successful actress? Weird. Alex James has lead the typical rock star lifestyle: gigs, women, drinking and cheese-making. They want it all don't they?

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Myleene Klass, Nick Frost, Andy Roddick, My Chemical Romance.

Episode 11 - 6-08-2007

It's that time of year when the British pretend we like tennis again. Andy Roddick's appearance can only mean the EVIL that is Wimbledon is upon us. Fat women of Britain rejoice and pay £97.32p for two strawberries (you'll need to re-mortgage your house if you want cream with them). Myleene Klass who is heavily pregnant and Nick Frost who's a natural fatty also appear.

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Myleene Klass Nick Frost Andy Roddick My Chemical Romance

Bear Grylls, Gordon Ramsay, Tori Spelling, Klaxons.

Episode 10 - 6-01-2007

I was going to make fun of Bear Grylls because of his name, that was until I discovered that he was in the S.A.S. so I thought better of it. If I made fun of Gordon Ramsay on the other hand, he would probably just call me a ****. (He wouldn’t be the first).

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Bear Grylls Gordon Ramsay Tori Spelling Klaxons

Justin Lee Collins, Freema Agyeman, Ozzy Osbourne.

Episode 9 - 5-25-2007

There was a time when Ozzy liked nothing more than to tuck in to a bat's head for a snack, these days he's far happier with a delicious butter substitute. We all mellow with age. I'm worried that Justin Lee Collins will end up as the latest canine member of Ozzy's family due to his cartoon dog-like appearance. I'm sure he wouldn't get away with using the floor as a toilet as easily as Ozzy's real dogs seem to.

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Justin Lee Collins Freema Agyeman Ozzy Osbourne

Eddie Izzard, John Barrowman, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Janice Dickinson, Regina Spektor.

Episode 8 - 5-18-2007

Evita, Cats, Starlight Express - just three of the musicals written by Andrew Lloyd Webber, that I have no intention of ever going to see. John Barrowman has probably seen all of them at least 83 times. Also appearing tonight in a skirt, Janice Dickinson and possibly Eddie Izzard.

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Eddie Izzard John Barrowman Andrew Lloyd Webber Janice Dickinson Regina Spektor

Fern Britton, Phillip Schofield, Sir Alan Sugar, Rufus Wainwright, Kaiser Chiefs.

Episode 7 - 5-11-2007

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Fern Britton Phillip Schofield Sir Alan Sugar Rufus Wainwright Kaiser Chiefs

Helena Bonham Carter, Rob Brydon, Greg Rusedski,The View.

Episode 6 - 5-04-2007

Rob Brydon stars in a programme called 'Annually Retentive'. Does that mean he can or can not stand next to the piano? If you are drunk whilst watching this episode, that's Helena Bonham Carter - not Robert Smith from The Cure.

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Helena Bonham Carter Rob Brydon Greg RusedskiThe View

Bill Bailey, Sarah Brightman, Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Jamie T.

Episode 5 - 4-27-2007

Bill Bailey is a funny guy, a talented musician and a Klingon nonce. He's on tour - go and see him, shout 'weasels' and hear his reply - 'dormice'! Singer, Sarah Brightman, is set to perform at this year's F.A. Cup final - I think she'll lose, which is a pity as I think she'd do well in the U.E.F.A. Cup. Music this week from Jamie T. So that's one talented musician on the programme then...

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Bill Bailey Sarah Brightman Tobey Maguire Kirsten Dunst Jamie T

Gilbert & George, Patsy Kensit, Alan Carr, Bryan Ferry.

Episode 4 - 4-20-2007

A curious mix of guests this week. Artists Gilbert & George who began their careers' in performance art, now better known for their brightly coloured photo-montages. Not my cup of tea to be honest, but they did win the Turner Prize in 1986. Liverpool won the League and F.A. Cup double in the same year, which probably explains why I missed their finest hour. Stephen Gerrard in full flow - now that's art.Jonathan's former warm-up man Alan Carr is back as is the woman who's had more rock stars that the green room at Live Aid, Patsy Kensit. Smooth, suited Mackem Bryan Ferry provides the music - hopefully not something by Wagner.

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Gilbert George Patsy Kensit Alan Carr Bryan Ferry

Ursula Andress, Jamie Cullum, Mark Strong, Dynamo, Kings of Leon.

Episode 3 - 4-13-2007

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Ursula Andress Jamie Cullum Mark Strong Dynamo Kings of Leon

John Travolta, Gareth Gates, Ricky Gervais, Macy Gray.

Episode 2 - 3-30-2007

Ricky Gervais? On Jonathan's show? That must have taken some serious negotiating - or maybe just a kiss. I'm amazed to see Gareth Gates on the show; I thought he was happy and comfortable in obscurity. I guess he couldn't say no (that's cruel I know). Completing the guest list are full-time pilot and part-time actor John Travolta and Macy Gray, who is a dead ringer for that bear from The Hair Bear Bunch.

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John Travolta Gareth Gates Ricky Gervais Macy Gray

Ricky Hatton, Daniel Radcliffe, Thandie Newton, The Good, The Bad & The Queen.

Episode 1 - 3-23-2007

Ladies and gentlemen: he's back. The suited, wavy-haired cheeky monkey himself Mr Ross, welcomes us to his new series with the distinct possibility of a punch-up. Boxer Ricky Hatton goes toe-to-toe with Jonathan and Thandie Newton will do well to stay that far away from him and his saucy banter. Daniel Radcliffe, who has gone from boy wizard to horse fondler, returns to the show as does Damon Albarn with yet another new band The Good, The Bad & The Queen. Has he finally formed a good one?

6.8/10

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Ricky Hatton Daniel Radcliffe Thandie Newton The Good The Bad The Queen

Season 11
5.9

Richard Hammond, Lee Evans, Jarvis Cocker

Episode 15

8.2/10

Jimmy Carr, Cat Deeley, Don Johnson, Boy George, Amanda Ghost, Tenacious D

Episode 14 - 12-15-2006

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Jimmy Carr Cat Deeley Don Johnson Boy George Amanda Ghost Tenacious D

Denzel Washington, Girls Aloud, Dara O’Briain, Guillemots

Episode 13 - 12-08-2006

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Denzel Washington Girls Aloud Dara OBriain Guillemots

Nigella Lawson, Elijah Wood, Dylan Moran, The Fratellis

Episode 12 - 12-01-2006

6.8/10

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Nigella Lawson Elijah Wood Dylan Moran The Fratellis

Courtney Love, Jeremy Clarkson, David Schwimmer, Simon Pegg, Juliette and the Licks

Episode 11 - 11-24-2006

Courtney Love, Jeremy Clarkson, David Schwimmer, Simon Pegg, Juliette and the Licks.

4.8/10

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Courtney Love Jeremy Clarkson David Schwimmer Simon Pegg Juliette and the Licks

The Mighty Boosh, John Barrowman, Emma Thompson, Gwen Stefani

Episode 10 - 11-10-2006

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The Mighty Boosh John Barrowman Emma Thompson Gwen Stefani

Julio Iglesias, Tenacious D, Ben Affleck, Jet

Episode 9 - 11-03-2006

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Julio Iglesias Tenacious D Ben Affleck Jet

Smokey Robinson, All Saints, Borat, Gnarls Barkley

Episode 8 - 10-27-2006

5.3/10

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Smokey Robinson All Saints Borat Gnarls Barkley

Catherine Tate, Michael Ball, Billie Piper, Jack Dee, Kasabian

Episode 7 - 10-20-2006

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Catherine Tate Michael Ball Billie Piper Jack Dee Kasabian

Russell Crowe, Amir Khan, Lee Mack, Jade Goody, The Gossip

Episode 6 - 10-13-2006

4.2/10

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Russell Crowe Amir Khan Lee Mack Jade Goody The Gossip

Mitchell and Webb, Gary Barlow, Gordon Ramsay, Zach Braff, Snow Patrol, Martha Wainwright

Episode 5 - 10-06-2006

9.2/10

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Mitchell and Webb Gary Barlow Gordon Ramsay Zach Braff Snow Patrol Martha Wainwright

Jamie Oliver, Adam Sandler, Lily Allen, The New York Dolls

Episode 4 - 9-29-2006

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Jamie Oliver Adam Sandler Lily Allen The New York Dolls

Ian Wright, Sparks

Episode 3 - 9-22-2006

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Terry Wogan, Julianne Moore, Will Ferrell, Scissor Sisters

Episode 2 - 9-15-2006

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Terry Wogan Julianne Moore Will Ferrell Scissor Sisters

Julie Walters, Ricky Gervais, Pete & Nikki, The Killers

Episode 1 - 9-08-2006

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Julie Walters Ricky Gervais Pete Nikki The Killers

Season 10
6

Dominic Monaghan, Pete Doherty, Jon Culshaw, The Zutons

Episode 15 - 7-07-2006

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Dominic Monaghan Pete Doherty Jon Culshaw The Zutons

Anjelica Huston, McFly, Rolf Harris, Razorlight

Episode 14 - 6-30-2006

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Anjelica Huston McFly Rolf Harris Razorlight

The Raconteurs, David Cameron, Bruce Willis

Episode 13 - 6-23-2006

6.5/10

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The Raconteurs David Cameron Bruce Willis

Peter Kay, Vic Reeves, Muse, John Malkovich

Episode 12 - 6-16-2006

Haven't Seen

Peter Kay Vic Reeves Muse John Malkovich

Alan Carr, Jo Frost, Teri Hatcher, The Kooks

Episode 11 - 6-09-2006

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Alan Carr Jo Frost Teri Hatcher The Kooks

Jon Bon Jovi, Preston & Chantelle, Keane, Noel Edmonds

Episode 10 - 6-02-2006

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Jon Bon Jovi Preston Chantelle Keane Noel Edmonds

Halle Berry, Hugh Jackman, John Simm, Lorraine Kelly, The Concretes

Episode 9 - 5-26-2006

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Halle Berry Hugh Jackman John Simm Lorraine Kelly The Concretes

Morrissey, Paul Bettany, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, William Shatner

Episode 8 - 5-19-2006

Haven't Seen

Morrissey Paul Bettany Yeah Yeah Yeahs William Shatner

Uma Thurman, Ian McKellen, Graham Coxon, Russell Brand

Episode 7 - 5-12-2006

7/10

Haven't Seen

Kiefer Sutherland, Kristin Davis, Primal Scream

Episode 6 - 5-05-2006

Haven't Seen

Kiefer Sutherland Kristin Davis Primal Scream

Justin Hawkins, David Morrissey, Amanda Redman, Dennis Waterman, Dirty Pretty Things

Episode 5 - 4-28-2006

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Justin Hawkins David Morrissey Amanda Redman Dennis Waterman Dirty Pretty Things

Chicane, Dita Von Teese, Graham Norton, Tom Jones

Episode 4 - 4-21-2006

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Chicane Dita Von Teese Graham Norton Tom Jones

Joan Collins, Johnny Vegas, Carmen Electra, Red Hot Chili Peppers

Episode 3 - 4-14-2006

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Joan Collins Johnny Vegas Carmen Electra Red Hot Chili Peppers

Ant & Dec, Tamsin Greig, Gorillaz, Alan Sugar

Episode 2 - 3-31-2006

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Ant Dec Tamsin Greig Gorillaz Alan Sugar

David Attenborough, Morrissey, Pink, Gavin Henson

Episode 1 - 3-24-2006

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David Attenborough Morrissey Pink Gavin Henson

Season 9
7.1

David Tennant, Rob Brydon & Steve Coogan, Richard Ashcroft

Episode 16 - 12-23-2005

Haven't Seen

David Tennant Rob Brydon Steve Coogan Richard Ashcroft

It's Christmas with Jonathan Ross

Episode 15 - 12-22-2005

7.6/10

Haven't Seen

Take That, Ray Winstone, Dara O'Briain, Claudia Winkleman, Kubb

Episode 14 - 12-16-2005

Haven't Seen

Take That Ray Winstone Dara OBriain Claudia Winkleman Kubb

Jack Black, Jools Holland, Will Young & Paul Weller

Episode 13 - 12-09-2005

5.2/10

Haven't Seen

Jack Black Jools Holland Will Young Paul Weller

Coldplay, Sarah Jessica Parker, Patsy Kensit, Harry Hill

Episode 12 - 12-02-2005

Haven't Seen

Coldplay Sarah Jessica Parker Patsy Kensit Harry Hill

Patrick Swayze, Damon Albarn & Jamie Hewlett, Jeremy Clarkson, Anthony and the Johnsons, Boy George.

Episode 11 - 11-25-2005

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Patrick Swayze Damon Albarn Jamie Hewlett Jeremy Clarkson Anthony and the Johnsons Boy George

Cameron Diaz, Jimmy Carr, Shane Ritchie, Toni Collette, Green Day.

Episode 10 - 11-11-2005

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Cameron Diaz Jimmy Carr Shane Ritchie Toni Collette Green Day

Woody Harrelson, Daniel Radcliffe, Sharleen Spiteri, Kaiser Chiefs.

Episode 9 - 11-04-2005

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Woody Harrelson Daniel Radcliffe Sharleen Spiteri Kaiser Chiefs

Stephen Fry, Guy Pearce, Jade Goody, The Magic Numbers.

Episode 8 - 10-28-2005

8.2/10

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Stephen Fry Guy Pearce Jade Goody The Magic Numbers

Des Lynam, Alan Davies, Kristin Scott Thomas, Robbie Williams.

Episode 7 - 10-21-2005

Haven't Seen

Des Lynam Alan Davies Kristin Scott Thomas Robbie Williams

Emma Thompson, Jordan and Peter Andre, Rob Brydon, Hard-Fi.

Episode 6 - 10-14-2005

8.2/10

Haven't Seen

Emma Thompson Jordan and Peter Andre Rob Brydon HardFi

Sharon Osbourne, Lee Ryan, Bob Hoskins, Ms Dynamite.

Episode 5 - 10-07-2005

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Sharon Osbourne Lee Ryan Bob Hoskins Ms Dynamite

Lee Evans, Louis Theroux, Tracy-Ann Oberman, Louis XIV.

Episode 4 - 9-30-2005

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Lee Evans Louis Theroux TracyAnn Oberman Louis XIV

Catherine Deneuve, Catherine Tate, Ricky Martin, Simple Minds.

Episode 3 - 9-23-2005

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Catherine Deneuve Catherine Tate Ricky Martin Simple Minds

Alan Whicker, Gérard Depardieu, Franz Ferdinand, Kanye West.

Episode 2 - 9-16-2005

7.8/10

Haven't Seen

Alan Whicker Grard Depardieu Franz Ferdinand Kanye West

Joan Rivers, Jack Dee, Helen Mirren, The Black-Eyed Peas.

Episode 1 - 9-09-2005

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Joan Rivers Jack Dee Helen Mirren The BlackEyed Peas

Season 8
3.9

Bob Geldof, Tommy Rae Brown, James Brown, Joss Stone, Ricky Gervais.

Episode 15 - 7-01-2005

Haven't Seen

Bob Geldof Tommy Rae Brown James Brown Joss Stone Ricky Gervais

Jennifer Connelly, Nigel Harman, Michael Palin, Moby

Episode 14 - 6-24-2005

2/10

Haven't Seen

Jennifer Connelly Nigel Harman Michael Palin Moby

Serena Williams, Ian McShane, James Nesbitt, Turin Brakes

Episode 13 - 6-17-2005

Haven't Seen

Serena Williams Ian McShane James Nesbitt Turin Brakes

Bob Geldof, Teri Hatcher, Charlotte Church

Episode 12 - 6-10-2005

Haven't Seen

Bob Geldof Teri Hatcher Charlotte Church

Jane Fonda, Fern Britton, Tommy Lee and Vince Neil, Coldplay

Episode 11 - 6-03-2005