Best Week Ever with Paul F. Tompkins

Brandon Rogers Sings Most of Many Popular Songs Sanjaya, Angelina Jolie, Heather Mills, Naomi Campbell <B>Idol Worship</B>: Melinda Dolittle <B>Sizzler</B>: Lindsay Lohan DJing, Elton John banned in Tobago, Tom Cruise called David Beckham 18 times in a day, <B>In Case You Missed It</B>: <I>Amazing Race, Dancing with the Stars</I>, Listen Up sound amplifier, My Games Fever host goes nuts <B>Best Week Ever</B>: Phil Spector’s Hair

Race to the Grave: James Brown vs Anna Nicole Smith American Idol, Oscars, Paris Hilton, Jesus’ Tomb Oscar Montage Sizzler: Hugh Hefner getting married, Drew Barrymore & Cameron Diaz smoking pot, Diddy’s son gets a lapdance, Angelina Jolie to adopt a Vietnamese baby The Winner In Case You Missed It: Tyra fondles Katherine McPhee, singer from You Tube, Mary Kate Olsen’s essay, American Idol Best Week Ever: Girls With Great Personalities

Astronauts, Britney, American Idol, Prince, Celebrity Rehab, Anna Nicole Smith; Sizzler: Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera on Ellen; Black History Moment with Frangela: Black guys in fat women suits; A message from Snickers; In Case You Missed It: Trading Spouses, Engaged & Underage, Tyra; Best Week Ever: Self Absorbed Celebrities.

Are you homophobic?; Paris exposed, Lindsay Lohan, <I>American Idol</I>, Oscar nominations; Sizzler: Rachel Ray criticized Oprah?, Resturant industry complaining about K-Fed’s commercial, Brad Pitt gets career advice from a stripper; LaToya Jackson: Reality Superstar; In Case You Missed It: <I>Trading Spouses</I>, Tara Reid no longer a party girl, <I>Beauty & the Geek</I>; Best Week Ever: Old Ladies

Million Dollar Babies, Deride & Conquer (<I>Borat</I>) Mel-O-Drama; Doug Benson: Pop Culture Bachelor: Fergie, Clay Aiken, Maury Povich, Leslie Nielsen, Vincent from <I>Project Runway</I>; Best Year Ever Nominee #1: Junk; Clicker Shock, In Case You Missed It: Little Superstar, Paris Hilton; Best Year Ever Nominee #2: Tim Gunn; What happened the week Tom Cruise got married; Update: Matthew McConaughey’s Shirt; Creepshow (Pedophile fever) In Case You Missed it: <I>Flavor of Love</I>, Guy Goma, Halloween on the <I>Today Show</I>, Best Year Ever Nominee #3: Oprah’s Friends; Update on McConaughey’s shirt; Mac & PC; Katie Couric & <I>the View</I>; In Case You Missed It: Matt Lauer & Al Roker bobsled, the World Cup, TMX Elmo; Paul F Tompkins: Celebrity Divorce Attorney: Heather Mills, Kevin Federline, Houston vs Brown; Anderson vs Rock, Witherspoon vs Phillipe, Navaro vs Electra, Swank vs Lowe; Best Year Ever Nominee #4: David Hasselhoff; When Politicians Attack!; In Case You Missed It: Weatherman scared of cockroach, Chris Angel pulls a woman in half, Isaac Mizrahi; Best Year Ever Nominee #5: Kevin Federline; Best Year Ever: Junk

Tomkat wedding, <I>Dancing with the Stars</I>, PS3, Shatner, OJ Simpson; Sizzler: Hillary Swank hit in the face, Kevin Federline claims to have a sex tape, Madonna plans to adopt a girl; <I>Borat</I> lawsuits; In Case You Missed It: Man vs Wild, Tom Cruise stares at hurt girl, Tyra Banks panty party, KT Tunstall’s “Suddenly I See” in every show; Best Week Ever: Déjà vu.

Frangela talks about Oprah’s giveaway; Borat, Halloween, Reese and Ryan, Play 2 Win; Sizzler: Marcia Cross’s nude pics, Flavor Flav becomes a dad for the 7th time; Ugly Betty: Gay Justin; Separated at Birth?: Dakota Fanning & Chucky, Katie Holmes & Lonelygirl15, Madonna’s adopted son & his biological father; In Case You Missed It: OC premiere, Wisconsin political ad, Guiding Light character gets superpowers, Chevy Chase on Law & Order, John Kerry’s joke; Best Week Ever: Skeletons.

Next Level with Rob Huebel: Dwight Yoakam’s Chicken Lickin Chicken Rings, Business Bib, Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalog; Madonna Adopts, Sara Evans, Studio 60, Catch a Predator; Sizzler: Lindsay Lohan & Brandon Davis, Melanie Brown (Scary Spice) & Eddie Murphy having a baby?, Meatloaf has sex with Slinky; The Singing Coach program; Project Runway winner; In Case You Missed It: Fat guy on Tyra, Disney Orgy, Martha Stewart Show: Babies in food costumes; Best Week Ever: Kevin Federline

<I>Heroes</I>, <I>Desperate Housewives</I>, Janet Jackson, Oprah’s Road Trip, Screech’s Sex Tape; Sizzler: Tara Reid deflates, Miss Cleo is gay, Jessica Simpson’s rooster pendant; <I>Bratz Babyz the Movie</I>; In Case You Missed It: Chris Wallace interviews Bill Clinton, DJ Vindaloo, <I>Amazing Race</I>, Fox reporter Lisa Evers getting molested by a drunk, Drag queen mocks Beyonce’s video; Best Week Ever: Weird Al Yankovic

<I>Dancing with the Stars</I>, Racist TV, Diddy, Katie Couric; Sizzler: Lindsay Lohan needs underpants, Kirsten Dunst’s sex stories, Brad Pitt marriage demands, 50 Cent gets arrested; Paul F. Tompkins Celebrity Defender: Paris Hilton drunk driving; In Case You Missed It: Weatherman freaks out over cockroach, paparazzi laugh at Jamiraqai, Martha Stewart licks David Letterman’s blood, Nicole Ritchie on Tyra, The Week in _itney: Britney, Whitney & Jitney; Best Week Ever: Little Richard.

Where is Matthew McConaughey’s shirt? Lance Bass, Barbara Gone Wild, Superheroes, Anna Nicole; Sizzler: George Michael, David Hasselhoff: Drunk or sick, Daniel Radcliff nude; TMZ.com; more on Matthew McConaughey’s missing shirt; In Case You Missed It: The View, Hell’s Kitchen, Last Comic Standing; Best Week Ever: Talent Show Hosts

Where is Suri? <i>Project Runway</I>, <i>Rocky Balboa</I>, World Cup, Soap Star; Sizzler: Wilmer Valderrama, Lindsay Lohan, Albert Einstein; What Your Summer Movie Choice Says About You: <i>Lady in the Water</i>, <i>Lake House</I>, <i>Wordplay</I>, <I>Superman Returns</i>; Save it or Shave It; In Case You Missed It: <i>Laura</I>, squealing pig, <i>Deadwood</i>, <i>Judge Mathis</i>, Best Week Ever: Kyle MacDonald

Angelina interview, Women on TV, America’s Got Talent, Mindfreak, Celeb Defender; Sizzler: Kate Beckinsale, Vince Vaughn’s parents, James Blount’s song wakes up a coma patient; Pants Off Dance Off; In Case You Missed It: Folger’s commercial, Kevin Federline, Mark Cuban, Hell’s Kitchen; Best Week Ever: Connie Chung

Paris’s New Video, Brangelina Baby, Anna Nicole, 666, Britney and Kevin; Sizzler: OJ Simpsons’ sex tape, Lindsay Lohan vs Brandon Davis, Heather Mills porn star?, Jeremy Piven vs Steven Dorff; Michael Bolton sings Sinatra; Defend Your iPod: Dave Navarro; In Case You Missed It: Chris Angel, Sebastian Bach, Worship Jamz 2, David Lee Roth; Best Week Ever: Meredith Vieira

American Idol, Top Model, Bird Flu, Star Jones, Mother’s Day; Sizzler: Brangelina, Jamie Foxx, Tom Cruise; Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy;” Frangela at the Movies: Poseidon; In Case You Missed It: Coldplay video, David Blaine, Mary Jo Buttafuoco & Amy Fisher; Best Week Ever: Anti-Climaxes

TomKat baby, Nick Lachey, Celebrity Cooking, Blow Out, Unsexy Man; Sizzler: George Michael, Lindsay Lohan butt double?; Daniel Powter’s “Bad Day”; Fake Presidents; In Case You Missed It: Gene Simmons sexercise video, Volkswagon car crash commercial, South Park, Pig Olympics in Moscow,; Best Week Ever: Namibia

Katie Couric, Deal Or No Deal. Congress Controversy, Pasta Express, TomKat Style; Sizzler: Sharon Stone, David Spade & Heather Locklear, Ryan Seacrest & Teri Hatcher; My Heritage.com; Coca Cola Blak; In Case You Missed It: Linday Lohan at the Kids Choice Awards, Tony Danza & Brian Cox in kilts, Donald Trump dances, Tyra Banks fear show; Best Week Ever: Jennifer Aniston

Donald Trump calling about new baby, American Idol, Ambien, Black White, Snakes on a Plane, South by Southwest; Sizzler: Eva Longoria, Carlos Boozer sues Prince; The Godfather: the Game; In Case You Missed It: America’s Next Top Model, cat falls from tree, Tori Spelling, South Park vs Isaac Hayes; Best Week Ever: Lil Kim

Insider Oscar Gossip, Mardi Gras, Deal or No Deal, Tyra Banks, Flavor of Love, Next Level; Sizzler: Lindsay Lohan & Wilmer Valderrama, P. Diddy, Scott Stapp; Top Three Irrelevant Trophies; Dancing for a Dream; In Case You Missed It: Richard Gere, Gilmore Girls, Barry Bonds; Best Week Ever: The Lacheys

Grey’s Anatomy, Tomkat, Brokeback Jokes, Dick Cheney, Love Advice; Sizzler: Val Kilmer with Winona Ryder and Paris Hilton, Scott Stapp, Ryan Seacrest; Doug Benson: Olympic Hero; In Case You Missed It: Matt Lauer & Al Roker explain the Luge, Roseanne’s Sing-a-long, James Lipton, Best Week Ever: Rufus

Sundance, American Idol, Kevin Federline, Beauty & the Geek, UPN/WB Merger; Sizzler: Marlon Brando biography, Michael Jackson, Shar Jackson; Taking One for the Team: Nicollette Sheridan; Doggy Steps, In Case You Missed It: Lisa Loeb’s show, the View, Best Week Ever: Jeremy Parker

Upgrade Downgrade as directed by Eli Roth; Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt, Star Jones Reynolds, Project Runway, Heather Graham, Awards Shows; Sizzler: Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson; D4L's Laffy Taffy; In Case You Missed it: Dancing with the Stars, Bachelor Paris, Pokemon kid; Best Week Ever: George Takei

Some of the topics this week include: Doug Benson, the Pop Culture Bachelor, Ask BWE: The Modern Humorists interview (and fantasize about) Overstock.com's SabineEhrenfeld. Who had the Best week ever: Awards Style The Nominees include: Melissa Rauch, who chose Kenny Chesney Doug Benson, who chose Paris Hilton Haters Paul Scheer, who chose Fred Durst's penis, who has had more screen time and publicity lately than his whole music career. The Winner was Melissa Rauch. So Who had the Best Week ever? Kenny Chesney!

The hot topics discussed by the panelists this week include: Dr. Rob's Advice for Britney Britney is Pregnant Show Dogs Moms and Dads Mariah's New Album Teen Pope 5 Good Reasons to Stand on line for Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Express Lane: Bush's Ipod ... Kabbalah Energy Drink ... Anna Nicole's Column ... Rolling Stones Announce Farewell Tour ... Cookie Monster, and more, celebrity gossip like Valderama and Lohan Dance Off, Arrested Apprentice, Bowles' Brazilian Wax, and more, Guilty Pleasure: Kelly Clarkson Matthew McConaughey: Uncut Tiger Woods wins Masters Tournament and more. Upgrade and downgrade: New Spring Shows Who had the best week Ever: Satan

The wild pop events the panelists discussed this week include: The Jacko child molestation trial: George Lopez testifies // ABC's reality show The Bachelor: sleazy and girls gone wild! // Britney update: her possible fake boobs (very nice) and could it be that she's pregers? // the 5 good reasons to watch Wrestlemania // the commercial: McDonald's Rap // Christian Finnegan interviews Sahara's Matthew McConaughey and Steve Zahn // celebrity gossip like Elizabeth Taylor once hand fed Jacko, and more // OXYGEN's Mr. Romance // Panelist Quiz: Hawk, Hawkman, or, Hawking // Richard Gere dances with the Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi // Nanny 911 meets her match: a very precocious and political savvy 9 year old boy, and more. Upgrade and downgrade: Oscar Nominees on TV (Glenn Close, Cameron Diaz, Faye Dunaway, Sly Stallone) Who had the best week ever: Frantina Dule (see notes section). Closing video: ""Lonely No More,"" By Rob Thomas.

This week the panelist quipped about he following topics: the Michael Jackson molestation criminal trial, way too bizarre FOX's television program the OC the new Star Wars film women's breasts and Victoria's Secret the film Pacifier and Vin Diesel CBS news anchor Dan Rather retires Bruce Willis sexual escapades with Ms. Lindsay Lohan Paris Hilton update UPN's America's Next Top Model Martha Stewart is now out of jail, and still a diva Hootie's Burger King commercial: what's up with that campy commercial? pro-wrestling phenom Rock is gay. What?! No way. Jim Morrison once was rejected by Florida State as a student Martha Stewart's legs on CNN: not too shabby woman and more. Special segment: Christian Finnegan's ""What your purchases say about you--CD Edition"" Who had the best week ever: U2's Bono. The guy is hot and involved in international politics. Closing video: ""Sometimes you can't make it on you own,"" by U2.

The topics this week that caused the panelists to guffaw include: the potential jurors in the Michael Jackson child molestation trial: Brian Huskey and Chuck Nice, et al, discuss the possibilities Bush confession in audio tapes: he's a former pothead, but won't admit it publicly Jacko's penis looks like a barber's pole, according to sources Oscar preview and host Chris Rock Paris Hilton's cell phone is hacked Keanu Reeves in the film Constantine celebrity gossip like Britney Spears wants to be called Mona Lisa and the new gay character in The Simpsons the celebrities that are fronting for Proactiv anti-acne cream: shame, shame, shame the new wacky characters in A&E's Growing up Gotti FOX's Stars Without Make-up elephants that paint with their trunks the SPIKE reality show The Ultimate Fighter and more. Special segments: Chuck Nice presents various ""Moments in Black History."" Who had the best week ever: the actor Danica McKellar. The former actor who played Winn

The topics discussed this week, per a VH1 press release, include: Britney Spears new DVD commentary ABC's Desperate Housewives Jose Canseco's new tell-all book Mama Timberlake Cameron Diaz and more Upgrade and downgrade: celebrities from Super Bowl commercials. Special segment: Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen answer philosophical questions. Special segment: Christian Finnegan, Reality Therapist. Who had the best week ever: Deep Throat.

Topics discussed this week include: Oscar Nominations the BWE panelists who were snubbed by Oscar J-Lo's Get Right video FOX's The Simple Life: Nicole Richie is America's new spoiled brat and getting rich in the process the film Alone in the Dark celebrity dish like Pam Anderson and boyfriend Stephen Dorff in a huge fight, natch end of a trend: being gay as a motif on television panelist Doug Benson's instructional video: how to sound like you watch the popular shows (TV small talk) Amazing Race has an inadvertent wet t-shirt contest FOX's American Idol: is Paula losing it? and more Special segment: Paul F. Tompkins, Celebrity Defender -- Robert Blake Edition Who had the best week ever: actor Paul Giamatti; even though he was snubbed by the Oscars he's having a great career. Closing video: ""Get Right,"" by Jennifer Lopez.

The topics tossed back and forth by the panelists include: the television show Desperate Housewives Ken Jennings finally looses on the game show Jeopardy the television reality show Amazing Race NBC nightly news anchor Tom Brokaw's farewell celebrity gossip like Pam Anderson and Stephen Dorff hook-up, and more the video game Lord of the Rings anti-drug PSA's Godzilla gets Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame, 50 years after his film debut singers Tim McGraw and Nelly and more. Upgrade and downgrade: holiday television specials. Special segment: in the opening of the episode Paul Scheer had a skit about Ken Jennings final appearance on Jeopardy. Who had the best week ever: Julia Roberts. Special promotion: plug for Best Year Ever episode coming up December 17th. Closing video: ""Get Back,"" by Ludacris.

Topics that caused badinage this week include: the NFL racy skit FOX's unscripted series Nanny 911 the 2nd Annual VIBE Awards and the brawl the Star Jones and Al Reynolds Sponsored Wedding George W. Bush and Condi Rice celebrity dish like Denise Richards freaks at Playboy photo shoot, and more the film Kinsey television programming teasers and more. Special segment: Doug Benson the Pop Culture Bachelor. Who had the best week ever: retirees. US Secretary of State Colin Powell and actor Hugh Grant call it quits. Closing video: ""Daughters,"" by John Mayer.

Topics that amused the panelists include: post mortem on the presidential election the television show The OC returns R. Kelly v. Jay Z (in a tour brawl) Shania Twain's new music video the Grand Theft Auto video game celebrity gossip like Matthew McConaughey walking around nude to befriend ghost, and more reality show cry babies newsman Dan Rather and his Ratherisms and more. Special segment: The Modern Humorist Political Review (in mock television pundit format). Special segment: What your CD purchases say about you? With panelist Christian Finnegan. Who had the best week ever: America. Closing video: ""Right Right Now Now,"" by the Beastie Boys.

Topics sneered by the panelists include: the abuse of reality television kids the Boston Red Sox in the World Series the reality show America's Next Top Model and Amanda panelist Rachael Harris visits jailbird Martha Stewart the horror film The Grudge NBC's reality show The Biggest Loser VP Cheney warns of October surprise the scarce flu shot Bill O'Reilly: in sex scandal and writes kids book and more. Word of the week: VeriChip. VeriChip is an inert, encapsulated microchip that is energized and transmits its information when activated by a VeriChip reader. Special segment: Doug Benson the Pop Culture Bachelor. He had a ""rose ceremony,"" and gave roses to the things in pop culture he ""would like to see more of."" Who had the best week ever: Jon Stewart. Why? He dissed Republican political pundit Tucker Carlson on CNN's Crossfire in a magestic manner. Closing video: ""Bad Girl,"" by Usher.

Topics fleered by the panelists include: domestic diva Martha Stewart heads to jail the ABC television show Desperate Housewives vice-presidential debates the female sex patch Howard Stern moves to satellite radio Queen Latifah's new film Taxi comedian Rodney Dangerfield, RIP the release of the film Alexander delayed five good reasons to see Hilary Duff's new film Raise Your Voice Fabreze Scent Stories and more. Upgrade and downgrade: celebrity toys. Who had the best week ever: William Shatner. Closing video: VH1 promotional video.

This week the panelists guffawed over: former singer Cat Stevens on governmnet terrorist list Dr. Phil's Prime Time Special Emmy acceptance speeches the Star War Trilogy DVD Dan Rather apologizes to America for faulty broadcast Britney's new marriage the reality show The Amazing Race and The Surreal Life gentler punk-rock Ben Affleck dates Jennifer Garner actor Edward Furlong gets arrested for freeing lobsters Pam Anderson and Jesus Lifetime's television show How Clean is Your House cell phone ring tones and much more. Who had the best week ever: Italian-American stereotypes. For evidence: watch an episode of The Sopranos. Closing video: ""Fall to Pieces,"" by Velvet Revolver.""

Topics that made the panelists laugh include: the reality television program The Amazing Race and Charla Faddoul the Athens 2004 Olympic Games Oprah Winfrey a juror in murder trial Paris Hilton's dog Tinkerbell is found the UPN reality show The Player five good reasons to see the film Open Water celebrity dish like Nicki Hilton gets married, Halle Berry wants to do Cat Woman 2, and more happy birthday Madonna, she turns 46 years of age the four stages of Lindsay Lohan Val Kilmer guest stars in an episode of the HBO television series Entourage hip-hop dancing known as krumping and more. The end of a trend: krumping. Who had the best week ever: quitters. As moderator Larry Kenney said, ""Winners do quit and quitters do win."" Examples include New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey, singer Justin Timberlake, and television host Craig Kilborn. Closing video: ""Golden,"" by Jill Scott.

The fifth one-half hour BWE special recaps the BWE episodes covered in July. Topics reviewed and remembered include: Jadakiss asks lots of questions in his new hit song, Why? Britney Spears' second wedding news the reality show Trading Spouses good film sequels like The Bourne Supremacy, and other films actor-singer Ashlee Simpson; the DVD Guys Gone Wild Ken Jennings and the game show Jeopardy Fat Joe's hip-hop hit Lean Back the reality television show The Amazing Race Democratic presidential tag team John Kerry and John Edwards and more. Closing video: VH1 commercial for its show a2z.

Topics the panelists thought uproarious include: singer Michael Jackson fathers quadruplets according to a magazine celebrity gossip like Justin Timberlake is unfaithful to Cameron Diaz, Britney Spears wedding to cost 1.8MM, and more the Bush Twins help Dubya's presidential political campaign California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger calls state Democratic leaders girlie-men good film sequels like Spider-Man 2, The Bourne Supremacy, and others the CBS's reality show The Amazing Race 5 good reasons to see the Guys Gone Wild DVD/Video old television shows on DVD Madonna opens a Kabbalah Center and more. Upgrade and downgrade: celebrity political endorsements. Word of the week: lip venom--lip gloss that make your lips burn and swell. Who had the best week ever: actor-singer Ashlee Simpson. She just released her first album and is still busy as an actor. Closing video: ""Pieces of Me,"" by Ashlee Simpson.

Topics that caused the panelists joviality include: who is Kevin Federline and his weak resume? the film Spider-Man 2 breaking all box office records celebrity dish like Britney hasn't met future step-daughter, Cameron Diaz and her S&M video, and more Wilmer Valderrama is dating Lindsay Lohan why did 2004 presidential hopeful Senator John Kerry pick Senator John Edwards as VP running-mate? the five reasons to see the film King Arthur Kylie Minogue gets paid big bucks to sing in a wedding TV on DVD mustaches in comedy Sly Stallone is selling health foods Sex and The City on TBS: it seems prudishness is hot FX's cable show Nip/Tuck and more. Upgrade and downgrade: brunettes. Who had the best week ever: John's. John Kerry, John Edwards, John McEnroe, and even John McCain are on top of the world. Closing video: ""Spiderman Theme,"" by Michael Bublé.

Topics that caused the panelist glee include: Britney Spears engaged--the panelists agree: the chick is troubled the documentary Fahrenheit 9/11, the Hollywood celebs, and more, who love the film the celebrity porno 1 Night in Paris is now out on DVD former rockers form the new group ""Velvet Revolver"" the BWE panelists give actor Tom Hanks some tough love the film Fight Club is now a future, possible, musical former The Apprentice contestant Omarosa starts a 900 diva call-in number (and she's still weird) beer commercials Hugh Hefner writes a self-help book named Hef's Little Black Book J-Lo dreams of being Wonder Woman in a film the ""50 Hottest Bachelors"" according to People magazine celebrity dish like Britney Spears' mom hits a photog summer reading list includes Jewel's poetry book, not and more. Special segment: What your purchases say about you? Panelist Christian Finnegan explained the meaning of a few purchases. e.g. CD's, DVD's, and going to a fil

Topics that caused the panelist to titter include: J-Lo and Marc Anthony get hitched the band Creed break up OJ Simpson celebrates his 10th year as a murderer Harry Potter grows up in the film Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban WB's faux talent competition show Superstar USA Lindsay Lohan's father charged with assault, Janet Jackson has an alter-ego named ""strawberry,"" and more gossip the documentary Super Size Me high school prom stories and more. Upgrade and downgrade: the actors who play Super Heroes on the silver screen. Who had the best week ever: celebrity sisters. The careeers of both Haylie Duff and Ashlee Simpson are starting to take off. Closing video: ""Redneck Woman,"" by Gretchen Wilson.

Topics that caused the panelists mirth include: FOX's American Idol finale accused child molester and pop singer Michael Jackson--possibly taking a trip the film Day After Tomorrow celebrity gossip like Lindsay Lohan and her possible breast augmentation surgery, and much more dish HBO's The Sopranos, anticipating the final episodeof the season the animated film Schrek 2 the film Soul Plane and urban films Ice-T and David Hasselhoff possibly making a rap song President Bush rides his bike and takes a dive a mighty bird pooped on Cyndi Lauper during concert terrible movie accents and more. Upgrade and downgrade: university commencement speakers. Special segment: What your purchases say about you. Panelist Christian Finnegan explains the meaning of a few purchases. Who had the best week ever: Shrek. The film broke all sorts of box-office records last week. Closing video: ""The Reason,"" by Hoobastank.

Topics that tickled the panelists include: FOX's The Idol sucks according to panelist Paula Abdul and many others the film Troy opens the CBS reality show Survivor finale and its problems celebrity gossip like Lindsay Lohan partying it up in New York, and much more dish celebrity wear when appearing in Court Kelly Ripa in a freaky photo spread in Allure magazine Teen People hottest young celebries under 25 years television sitcom show finales sex and the kind of auto you drive, e.g. BMW=lots, Porsche=little and more. Upgrade and downgrade: cameo appearances in television programs. Who had the best week ever: gay men. The panelists tell us why! Closing video: VH1 commercial for its show ILL-ustrated.

The second one-half hour BWE special hosted by Jeff Probst of Survivor fame, recaps the BWE episodes covered in April. Topics reviewed and remembered include: NBC's The Apprentice and Donald Trump's ego Madonna & the Kaballah the Nick & Jessica Variety Hour Britney Spears on Showtime reality make-over shows celebrity tanning--the new orange the film Shaolin Soccer and more. Word of the week in April: showmance. Who had the best week ever in April: Prince. Closing video: VH1 Pop Music Medley, various artists shown in clip.

Topics guffawed include: the film Kill Bill Vol. 2 the NBC's television show The Apprentice finale and its similarity to game shows the hip-hop artist P. Diddy on Broadway FOX's reality make-over show The Swan and ABC's Extreme Makeover President G.W. Bush's April 14th press conference, yep he sounds like an idiot it's tax time on the 15th of April Michael Jackson donates to charities celebrity tanning--the new orange and more. Upgrade and downgrade: celebrity reconciliations. Word of the week: showmance--when romance happens between two people in a reality television program. Who had the best week ever: Quentin Tarantino and Uma Thurman. Why? They're everywhere: on magazine covers, talk shows, billboards, radio, and even on FOX's television show American Idol. 'Nuff said. Closing video: ""Cold Hard Bitch,"" by Jet.

This one-hour BWE special hosted by the distinguished Regis Philbin recaps the first eleven episodes of VH1's the Best Week Ever show. Topics reviewed and remembered include: the Bennifer breakup the NBC television show The Apprentice FOX's American Idol Mel Gibson's The Passion Levitra ads presidential candidate Howard Dean (hooya) diva Paris Hilton break-dancing for the Pope, in Rome William Hung sings (oh no) exploring Mars Britney Spears on the television show On Air with Ryan Seacrest Law & Order v. CSI Wrestlemania XX hip hop energy drinks like Crunk, Pimp Juice, and Liquid Ice gay marriage week in America includes Rosie O'Donnell who weds in San Francisco the NBC reality show The Apprentice, Donald Trump's ego and his coiffure and more. Word of the week remembered: blackcent--the speech that non-Blacks use and believe that African-Americans speak with, and their use of hip-hop slang. Examples include: Britney Spears, Cristina Aguilera, Eminem,

Topics roasted include: director Kevin Smith's new film Jersey Girl Howard Stern fined and Oprah wasn't: for similar verbal gaffe Richard Simmons: slap-happy at the airport the novel Da Vinci Code is still on the best-seller list actor/singer Jada Pinkett Smith opens for Britney Spears in Europe Tom Hanks' new film The Ladykillers Democratic presidential candidate X-treme John Kerry the Brat Back is back, twenty years later, and on television Paris Hilton and Britney Spears almost get hurt off-beat action figures of Donald Rumsfeld, and others, are the rage and more. Upgrade and downgrade: artist crossovers. Who had the best week ever: Beyoncé Knowles. Jacqui Malouf said it well, ""This woman is unstoppable."" Closing video: ""Naughty Girl,"" by Beyoncé Knowles.

Topics derided include: Governor Arnold moonlights as new editor at Muscle & Fitness and Flex magazines Britney Spears gyrates in the The Onyx Hotel Tour the UPN television show America's Next Top Model: let the crying begin the CIA recruitment video starring the Alias television actor Jennifer Garner Angelina Jolie, sex, hotels and her friends Wrestle-mania XX, lies, and cable Law & Order v. CSI Hip Hop energy drinks like Crunk, Pimp Juice, and Liquid Ice singers Norah Jones, Hillary Duff, John Mayer, Clay Akin, et al: the ""New Comfort Celebrities"" Ashley Judd's film selection choices and more Upgrade and downgrade: Cover songs. Word of the week: Gay DD--there are so many gay news/events in pop culture that one can't keep up. Who had the best week ever: Carmen Electra. The panelists and Carmen tell us how busy she is with work. Carmen's everywhere. Closing video: ""Public Service Announcement (Interlude),"" by Jay-Z.

Topics that amused the panelists include: God is hot and marketable the NBC show The Apprentice, the ego of host Donald Trump and his coiffure Hilary Duff & Lindsay Lohan both seem to like Aaron Carter the finale of FOX's reality show My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancé gay marriage week in America includes Rosie O'Donnell who weds in San Francisco the Discovery Channel's American Chopper and the stars of the show: the dysfunctional Tuetul Family the Academy Awards possible winners the film Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights slang cards are available for sale the FOX television game show Celebrity Spelling Bee and more. Upgrade and downgrade: celebrity breakups. Who had the best week ever: Jessica Simpson. The panelists give ample evidence why she's hot, hot, hot, dumb, dumb, dumb, and, why people love her. Closing video: ""I'm Really Hot,"" by Missy Elliott.

Topics skewered include: Britney Spears on the television show On Air with Ryan Seacrest gets softball questions, natch Paris Hilton 2.0 . . .the new version, is everywhere Diana Ross caught drinking and behind the wheel the FOX amateur talent show American Idol little people on FOX's coupling reality television show The Littlest Groom the hi-caffeine energy drink Red Bull Courtney Love is back . . . in trouble and in Court Valentine's Day Marlon Brando causes the demise of Ugg boots the curious symphonic pop group Polyphonic Spree from Dallas, Texas and their video Light & Day/Reach for the Sun and more. Upgrade and downgrade: Grammy Awards moments. Closing Video: ""Mono,"" by Courtney Love.

Topics mocked include: The 2003 Academy Award nominations the Lingerie Bowl Oprah's birthday the New Hampshire Democratic primaries the sanctity of marriage political controversy the 61st Annual Golden Globes Awards (2003) Superbowl parties and more.