Backwardz Compatible

Did you have a good Christmas? Did you get all the presents? You know what's better than getting all the presents? Getting even more presents that's what. This episode of Backwardz Compatible is an extra special present because Trevor and Alfredo from Achievement Hunter join our boys for some 4-man smash brothers action!

One brother is a megalomaniac bent on total destruction and the other is a reformed sage who must put his brother's tyranny to an end. Who will emerge victorious? I don't know but who do I talk to about putting Master Chief in Super Smash Bros? I know they can do it, they got Snake and Cloud in there, don't tell me they can't!

Kyle and Miles take on the horde of 74 characters Nintendo stuffed into this game. Are you ready for our boys to smash all night? I'm ready for our boys to smash all night.

Our boys return to the eerie world of Little Nightmares to take on long armed Gary. Everything seems fine and dandy up until they find Gary "playing with the monkey". I mean really it's not Gary's fault that they catch him in the act of playing with that monkey. Really Little Ezio is invading HIS privacy and spying on the poor guy. Gary should sue Little Ezio for all they have, which is probably just that rain coat.

Red is finally face to face with the man who sold out his family, all for a mountain's worth of gold. Huh, when you put it like that I can see why he did it. I know, I know, he's still a lowdown, no good murderer but a gold mine's worth of gold? People have killed for less. Still, Mayor McCheese has to pay for what he's done and no amount of gold will stop Red from getting his revenge or his revolver. That's not all folks, once the story is done our boys dive into the multiplayer showdown mode to see who is the fastest and most deadliest Red Dead Revolver player around. Spoiler alert, it's not Kyle.

It's Thanksgiving! Gather the family around as you eat all that good, good, food and watch our boys assault The Governor's mansion. Oh I hope you like Turkey because our boys brought one for you and your family because they're classy like that.

Do you believe in destiny? Have you ever felt like something was supposed to happen or more likely something was just not meant to happen? Well there was an episode Kyle and Miles tried to film and almost every major part of the process failed. So take a seat and listen to our boys tell you why there is a level missing from this Red Dead Revolver Let's Play while they try to stop Diego's train.

What would you do for your best friend? Would you fight for them? Die for them? Bring them back to life when they die because they would do the same for you all so you can kill this Bounty Hunter? Why are you looking at me like I'm crazy? All I'm saying is that these guys must have dabbled in some necromancy or some shit because Ted just won't stay dead during this boss fight and it throws Kyle and Miles for a loop.

Howdy Y'all! After a month of 2Spooky October your two favorite buckaroos are back in Red Dead Revolver. This week Kyle and Miles have to survive the most ridiculous bar fight I've ever seen but you wanna know the secret to winning a 1 v 30 slobber knocker? Taking a nice bubble bath mid match.

Visage has been described as the unholy child of P.T. and Amnesia so our favorite big brave dogs are going to do their best to get through it. I sure do hope their courage is Big Enough to beat the early access but unfortunately they may have a heart attack before they do.

I know what you're thinking, "Woah, wait what?" "The boys are on?" "But it's Thursday?!" Don't freak out, you're just getting that good, good, hit of Kyle and Miles a whole day earlier from now on, that's all. This week our boys are taking on some strange puzzles in the eerie world of Little Nightmares.

2Spooky October continues on a brand new set! Oh what's that? You thought the spooks were only in the game? Wrong! Kyle and Miles have brought out the big guns with the scariest thing they could think of for 2Spooky October: change. As if that wasn't scary enough our boys put on the shoes and grizzled face of Detective Castellanos once again to dive into the mind of a psychopath in The Evil Within 2.

Aww yeah another week of Red Dead but what's this? We get to play as other characters? That's right Kyle and Miles get to fill the shoes of Jack Swift and Annie Stokes. Meanwhile Miles tells us about his "unfortunate" restaurant choice one night while he was in Japan.

The boys are in Shrek's swamp now and their only concern is to get out of there with their asses intact and uneaten. Since we're talking about asses, what's up with Donkey and the Dragon? Like how would he actually impregnate something that big? This is just one of the "important" questions the boys are discussing in this episode so strap in and hold on tight.

Our boys have made it. They've battled with trolls, dragons, and demi-gods. They have conquered deadly puzzles, and faced down their inner demons. Now there is only one thing standing between them and Jotunheim, a god who can't die. It's the finale to God of War!

He's on a boat annnnd it's going slow annnnd he's got a Nordic themed frozen axe annnnnnd I'm going to stop before I get an email from Matt.

IT'S RTX! I mean it was. I mean it is when this was released but if you are watching this later it might not be RTX anymore...ANYWAYS, Kyle and Miles are plundering Tyr's vault looking for that Black Rune and are wondering how RTX went, is doing...is going to be? I give up.

It's no secret Bad Dad has a bad past, a past he would like to leave under the floorboards of his house but, much to his chagrin, Kratos needs a couple of the smoldering embers from his heated past if he and his son are going to survive.

Kratos must venture into the Witch's cave and find her pearl. The pearl isn't THAT hard to find, it's more near the cave and not actually inside it and Kratos knows that if he finds the Witch's pearl it will make her really happy. Just in case he can't find it though Kratos brought a severed head as a back up gift.

Kyle and Miles are living in a post E3 2018 world and have some thoughts to share like, "is Hideo Kojima just a George Lucas waiting to happen?", and "Did you get a weird murder boner from The Last of Us 2 trailer?". At some point Kratos decides to just move the plot forward himself because he is officially done with Kyle and Miles' bullshit.

Kyle and Miles continue towards the Mountain only to find their path blocked but as luck would have it everyone's favorite woodland Witch shows up to help. Unfortunately her version of "help" is to have Kratos do all the heavy lifting...and heavy pushing...and murder.

Kyle and Miles continue their journey towards the mountain and along the way they make a friend, a surly little friend who knows a thing or two about weapons and armor. While browsing his wares they discuss what is probably the most useful item description ever.

Miles is out and Josh is in and our boys are joined by our special guests from Drawfee, Nathan and Julia! They're going to crash some castles while talking about art and how Drawfee came to be.

Our boys are so close to the end they can smell it, they can taste it, they can almost touch it BUT they have to do one last circuit around everyone's favorite house.

Come hell or high water Kyle and Miles are making progress this episode. Miles has doubled down with double dogs on his head while Kyle searches high and low for the girl in the crimson kimono.

Our intrepid duo start off this week talking about Sea of Thieves but apparently Fatal Frame 2 does NOT like it when Kyle and Miles start talking about other games because it decides to kick things up a notch and our boys are not prepared.

Oh classic games of an era gone by, you did so many things right that brought the gaming industry to where it is today. You also did a lot of things wrong like janky camera angles and confusing maps which is something Kyle and Miles become all too familiar with in this episode of Backwardz Compatible.

You know if I was in a haunted house and a door I was walking towards slammed shut, seemingly on it's own, I wouldn't go in. Not Kyle and Miles. Oh no, these guys are just gonna barge on in. Maybe there's a naked ghost in there and y'all are being extremely rude. You guys ever think of that? Huh?

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Kyle and Miles join a literature club full of adorable waifus. Should just be your typical harem anime type visual novel right? ......Right?

Kyle and Miles step into the shoes of their new best friend Joe Baker and quickly find out that he has now weapons to speak of, nothing but his fists. After they discover this our duo realizes one thing. Joe isn't trapped in the swamp with gators, the molded, and swamp thing; they're trapped in the swamp with Joe.

It has almost been a year since Kyle and Miles put on the shoes of Ethan Winters and took on the foul creatures that inhabited the Baker Estate. At the end of their journey they were promised a new adventure with series mainstay Chris Redfield set for the spring. Cut back to now, it's the middle of winter and our boys can finally get their hands on that sweet, sweet, Chris Redfield DLC that they have been waiting for. Join them as they take on the sick and twisted games that Lucas Baker has concocted and hopefully figure out why Chris Redfield is working for Umbrella.

Single screen co-op games can be a lot of fun. They can also be the most infuriating test of friendship two people can experience. This is one of those times.....the latter not the former. Shut up you knew what I meant.

Our boys thought they were done but oh how they were wrong. Years after the main game finished the painter's daughter returns to her childhood home in search of answers but unfortunately for Kyle and Miles the daughter may have inherited more from her father than just this decrepit old house.

2Spooky October has to come to an end. So why not do it with a nice exploration game right? That's what Kyle and Miles thought anyway, but they got more than they bargained for. What mysteries does this old house hold? What happened to the painters wife and child? What "master piece" awaits under all the layers of this man's past? All I'll say is that the clench factor is astoundingly high in this game.

2Spooky October continues with Bendy and the Ink Machine! What horrors will Kyle and Miles find in the inky black heart of this once beloved animation studio? Monsters? Ghouls? Or the scariest thing of all...a sprint button that doesn't work?!

Kyle and Miles have fought ghosts, and they have run from ghosts, but did they ever consider trying to sit down and talk to a ghost? Maybe these ghosts are just misunderstood, maybe the woman in the red dress just wants to be friends, maybe the ghost that killed Doni was just trying to give him a neck massage and her hand slipped, I don't know, but what I do know is that this is the last episode of DreadOut.

It's Friday, you're done for the day, it's time to sit down, relax, and enjoy some videos right? That may be true for everyone else in the world but Kyle and Miles got after school detention. For what? I don't know, but what I do know is that the teacher forgot about our boys and locked them in for the night. So now Kyle and Miles have to brave a school haunted by a pig, some white haired harlot, and a principal with mental issues. The only thing standing between them and these ferocious phantoms is the camera on their smartphone. I hope they brought a charger.

This is it, the last two missions for DMC3! Everything has been building to this moment, the sky whale, the fight with the Jester, driving a motorcycle up the side of a building, the giant chess game, getting shot in the head, getting stabbed in the chest, and let's not forget the desecration of a beloved pizza slice. Finally Kyle and Miles will face off with Arkham, confront Vergil, and close the portal to the demon world...hopefully.

Kyle and Miles finally reach the top of Temen-ni-gru and enter the portal to the demon world. What would you expect to greet them? Demons? Tortured souls? Lucifer himself? What awaits is much more sinister, a giant game of chess. Where's Ron Weasley when you need him?

They started from the bottom, then went to the top, and now they're at the bottom again. Kyle and Miles don't know what Temen-ni-gru has in store for them...but the Jester does.

Athletic Dad, Coffee Shop Dad, Rich Dad, Dad Dad. So many Dads and so little time but Kyle and Miles want to meet them all in the hopes of finding the perfect Dad.

Kyle and Miles continue their ascent to the top of Temen-ni-gru and along their way they discuss how best to role play a Batman villain...in the bedroom.

Kyle and Miles have been invited to one crazy party filled with half demons, full demons, a sibling rivalry, a sky whale, a crazy lady on a motorcycle, and a world destroying tower. Not to mention one guy with more quips, puns and one liners than all of Arnold Schwarzenegger's movies combined. If things sound crazy don't worry, just sit down, turn the volume up and let's rock!

It's all been leading to this. What was the warning Dr. Eggman got at the end of the Dark Story? What's going to happen if Sonic Already destroyed the Eclipse Cannon? What happened to Shadow on space colony Ark before Eggman found him? All of this and more will be answered on this final episode of Sonic Adventure 2!

Kyle and Miles are finally, FINALLY reaching the end of the Dark Story. Hopefully Miles gets his spine popped back in place so they can finish this one right.

Kyle and Miles are joined by Crunchyroll's Victoria Holden aka @SailorBee aka Shadow's gf 4 life and she brought a whole entourage of people with her.

Kyle and Miles start this week off right with a big ol' boss battle. They're getting close to the end of the Hero story and the pressure is high. Sometimes when the pressure is that high and you fail it's frustrating. Sometimes frustration turns into rage. Sometimes that rage then erupts violently on poor unsuspecting water bottles. What does all of this mean? Just watch to find out.

Kyle and Miles ponder one of life's great mysteries. "Is that Knuckles hand or is it a glove?" and "If it's a glove, what does his hand look like?!" They then show why Knuckles should win Father of the year.

Kyle and Miles have fought their way through the ship and now stand at the entrance to the salt mines. The secrets to Eveline, Mia, and the Baker's are hidden somewhere down there and if they find them then hopefully they will discover a way to stop Evie. One thing is for sure, it ends tonight. Join our hapless duo as they make their way through the last episode of the RE7 campaign

What was supposed to be a V.R. fueled scream fest has turned into a drunken rage as Kyle and Miles fight, shoot, and peg their way through the wreckage that brought Mia and Eveline to the Baker's back yard. What secrets will they find? How many shots will they take? What does it feel like to have whiskey that's 54% alcohol burn your lungs? All of that and more will be answered on this episode of Backwardz Compatible.

Kyle and Miles have cut down Jack and killed Marguerite so now it's Lucas' turn. Before that can happen the duo must find two key cards, navigate a house full of new booby traps and watch dear old Clancy struggle with one of Lucas' more sinister puzzles. (Miles would just like to point out that HE was the one who killed Jack and Marguerite, not Kyle)

Gray Haddock joins Kyle and Miles as they try to fumigate the old house of Marguerite's "babies". Things go sideways almost immediately when the guys realize they just brought a knife to a wasp fight. However with some red neck engineering and a page ripped from Ellen Ripley's Big Book of Bug Extermination Techniques, the gang find a way to even the playing field.

Kyle and Miles sit down to a nice, quiet, cannibalistic family dinner but when they try to leave early without helping with the dishes well... Daddy gets a little pissed off.

We're back and with a brand new game that's not out yet so that's why we are playing the demo! Watch Miles lose his shit as Kyle guides him through a dilapidated old house while being stalked by a homicidal old man. Unfortunately that's not the only horror this house contains. It's Backwardz Compatible and we are playing Resident Evil 7!

It's the Shinto Priest vs Shutter Bug in a no holds barred, winner take all match. It's guaranteed to be a slobber knocker here on Japan's Finest Wrestling!

New room, new jet lag, same old idiots.

Special guest Joe Nicolosi joins Kyle and Miles and regales the both of them with a story about how he met "The guy" during his honey moon in the virgin islands. A man that can get an entire band to stop playing if he does not like the music. A guy who could convince you without a doubt that you are in fact Cornholio. That man is the island spirit and entrepreneur, "Bigsexy".

Miles and Kyle are hot on the trail of the missing research team. Will the regret what they find?