John Thomson

actor • writer • producer

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list ...

Born: April 2, 1969 in Salford, Lancashire, England, UK (age 56)

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Known For

7.4

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Movies & TV Credits

147 total credits across film and television

Title	Rating	Job	Role(s)	Year
The People Before Movie	7.9	Actor	Knotweed Man	2025
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night TV Show	—	Actor	Self - Team Captain(1 Episode)	2025
Art Detectives TV Show	6.7	Actor	William Titchfield(1 Episode)	2025
The Gentlemen TV Show	8.1	Actor	Frank(1 Episode)	2024
The 1970s: Those Were the Days TV Show	—	Actor	Self - Narrator(2 Episodes)	2024
Too Good to Be True TV Show	5.4	Actor	Geoff(1 Episode)	2024
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy Movie	7.7	Actor	Self	2023
Secret Life of the Auction House TV Show	—	Actor	Self - Narrator (voice)(7 Episodes)	2023
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More Movie	—	Actor	Self	2022
Dodger TV Show	5.6	Actor	Farmer Grundles(1 Episode)	2022
Sister Boniface Mysteries TV Show	6.9	Actor	Leonard Monk(1 Episode)	2022
Best Year Ever TV Show	—	Actor	Self - Actor(4 Episodes)	2022
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After Movie	5.9	Actor	Plank	2022
Last of the Summer Wine: 30 Years of Laughs Movie	—	Actor	Self	2022
Last Train to Christmas Movie	5.8	Actor	Vic	2021
Les Dawson Lost Tapes Movie	—	Actor	Self	2021
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown TV Show	—	Actor	Self - Contestant(1 Episode)	2021
The Weakest Link TV Show	5.9	Actor	Self(1 Episode)	2021
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! Movie	6.8	Actor	Narrator	2021
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years Movie	—	Actor	Self	2020
Dog Loves Books TV Show	7.6	Actor	Dog (voice)(52 Episodes)	2020
McDonald & Dodds TV Show	7.8	Actor	Jimmy Daly(1 Episode)	2020
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases Limited Series	7.3	Actor	Himself, Various Characters	2020
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases Limited Series	7.3	Writing	Writer	2020
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story Movie	7.4	Actor	Himself	2019
This Time with Alan Partridge TV Show	7.8	Actor	Joe Beasley(1 Episode)	2019
Brassic TV Show	8.5	Actor	Colin Popov(2 Episodes)	2019
7 Up & Me Movie	6.1	Actor	Self	2019
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped Movie	—	Actor	Narrator	2019
The People's Vet TV Show	—	Actor	Self - Narrator(1 Episode)	2018
Celebrity Catchphrase TV Show	6.3	Actor	Self(1 Episode)	2018
Shane the Chef TV Show	7.4	Actor	—(52 Episodes)	2018
Dying Laughing Movie	6.6	Actor	Self	2017
Richard Osman's House of Games TV Show	7.6	Actor	Self - Contestant(10 Episodes)	2017
Grimsby Movie	6.0	Actor	Bob Tolliver	2016
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle Short Film	7.8	Actor	Kevin Ruddock	2016
Caroline Aherne at the BBC Movie	—	Actor	Self - Presenter	2016
Go 8 Bit TV Show	6.6	Actor	—(1 Episode)	2016
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun TV Show	7.3	Actor	Self - Narrator(247 Episodes)	2016
Billionaire Boy Movie	5.7	Actor	Len	2016
Fungus the Bogeyman Limited Series	5.8	Actor	—	2015
Northern Soul Movie	6.2	Actor	Terry	2014
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled TV Show	7.4	Actor	Self(1 Episode)	2014
Help Point Short Film	6.4	Actor	Stephen	2014
Pulp Movie	5.9	Actor	Dave Burns	2013
Dementamania Movie	5.1	Actor	—	2013
Catchphrase TV Show	—	Actor	—(1 Episode)	2013
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners TV Show	7.1	Actor	Self - Narrator(44 Episodes)	2013
Father Brown TV Show	7.7	Actor	John Banks(1 Episode)	2013
Strange Hill High TV Show	7.1	Actor	Various (voice)(26 Episodes)	2013
Through the Keyhole TV Show	4.8	Actor	Self - Panelist(1 Episode)	2013
Through the Keyhole TV Show	4.8	Actor	Self(1 Episode)	2013
The Power of Darts Movie	—	Actor	Narrator (voice)	2013
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke Movie	7.8	Actor	Himself	2012
BBC Comedy Feeds TV Show	—	Actor	Steve(1 Episode)	2012
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas Movie	7.0	Actor	Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers	2012
Sooty TV Show	7.9	Actor	The Boss(1 Episode)	2011
The Jonathan Ross Show TV Show	6.2	Actor	Self(1 Episode)	2011
Death in Paradise TV Show	7.7	Actor	DCI Chris Ricketts(1 Episode)	2011
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip TV Show	6.4	Actor	Self - Participant(1 Episode)	2011
Celebrity Chase TV Show	6.1	Actor	Self(1 Episode)	2011
The Lock Up TV Show	7.7	Actor	Narrator(14 Episodes)	2011
The Road to Coronation Street Movie	7.7	Actor	Harry Kershaw	2010
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa Movie	8.5	Actor	Self	2010
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley Movie	—	Actor	Bill (Flowerpot Man)	2009
Big Top TV Show	3.4	Actor	Geoff(6 Episodes)	2009
Angela and Friends TV Show	5.0	Actor	—(1 Episode)	2009
Heads or Tails TV Show	5.2	Actor	Self - Contestant(1 Episode)	2009
Inkheart Movie	5.9	Actor	Darius	2008
All Star Mr & Mrs TV Show	5.1	Actor	—(1 Episode)	2008
Celebrity Ding Dong TV Show	6.0	Actor	Self(1 Episode)	2008
Celebrity Juice TV Show	7.1	Actor	Self(3 Episodes)	2008
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' Movie	—	Actor	Self - Narrator (voice)	2007
Skins TV Show	8.0	Actor	Sam Brooks(1 Episode)	2007
Kingdom TV Show	7.6	Actor	Nigel Pearson(6 Episodes)	2007
Mobile Limited Series	7.0	Actor	Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist(3 Episodes)	2007
Engineering the World Rally Limited Series	8.7	Actor	Himself - Narrator(6 Episodes)	2007
New Street Law TV Show	7.0	Actor	Charlie Darling(14 Episodes)	2006
Ghosthunting With... TV Show	—	Actor	—(12 Episodes)	2006
The Dealer Short Film	9.4	Actor	Bat	2006
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit Movie	7.4	Actor	Mr. Windfall (voice)	2005
8 Out of 10 Cats TV Show	7.5	Actor	Self(1 Episode)	2005
Monkey Trousers TV Show	—	Actor	—(7 Episodes)	2005
Fat Slags Movie	2.1	Actor	Foreman	2004
Blackpool Limited Series	7.7	Actor	—(6 Episodes)	2004
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy TV Show	5.8	Actor	—(40 Episodes)	2003
The Terry and Gaby Show TV Show	4.6	Actor	—(1 Episode)	2003
Appointment with Dr. Terrible Short Film	—	Actor	Interviewee – Actor	2003
24 Hour Party People Movie	7.4	Actor	Charles	2002
Johnny Vaughan Tonight TV Show	5.6	Actor	Self(1 Episode)	2002
Celebrity Mastermind TV Show	5.5	Actor	Self - Contestant(1 Episode)	2002
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway TV Show	6.3	Actor	Self(1 Episode)	2002
Celebrity Mastermind TV Show	5.5	Actor	—(1 Episode)	2002
Dog Eat Dog Movie	4.6	Actor	Football Coach	2001
Murder in Mind TV Show	7.4	Actor	Alan Squires(1 Episode)	2001
Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible TV Show	7.1	Actor	Sir Donald Tyburn(1 Episode)	2001
Station Jim Movie	6.8	Actor	Harold	2001
Born Romantic Movie	6.2	Actor	First Cab Driver	2000
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased) TV Show	6.4	Actor	—(1 Episode)	2000
It's Only TV... But I Like It TV Show	7.0	Actor	Self(1 Episode)	1999
The Flint Street Nativity Movie	7.4	Actor	Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper	1999
Suit You, Sir! The Inside Leg of the Fast Show Movie	—	Actor	Self	1999
Up 'n' Under Movie	5.4	Actor	Stan	1998
The Fast Show Live Movie	7.4	Actor	—	1998
You Are Here Movie	6.7	Actor	Peter Keggy	1998
The Man Who Knew Too Little Movie	6.7	Actor	Dimitri	1997
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet Movie	6.4	Actor	Mr. Loughborough	1997
Cold Feet TV Show	8.0	Actor	Pete Gifford(61 Episodes)	1997
Midsomer Murders TV Show	7.7	Actor	Cooper Steinem(1 Episode)	1997
Roger Roger Movie	—	Actor	Barry	1996
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon Movie	—	Actor	—	1996
Pond Life TV Show	6.9	Actor	—(20 Episodes)	1996
Never Mind the Buzzcocks TV Show	7.6	Actor	Self - Panellist(1 Episode)	1996
Silent Witness TV Show	7.7	Actor	DI Warren Bull(2 Episodes)	1996
Saturday Live TV Show	7.9	Actor	Cabbie(1 Episode)	1996
Roger Roger Movie	8.0	Actor	Barry(8 Episodes)	1996
The Young Poisoner's Handbook Movie	6.8	Actor	Nathan	1995
Coogan's Run TV Show	7.2	Actor	—(3 Episodes)	1995
The World of Lee Evans TV Show	6.4	Actor	Customer(1 Episode)	1995
Fist of Fun TV Show	8.1	Actor	Pied Piper of Hamelin(2 Episodes)	1995
Crapston Villas TV Show	6.9	Actor	—(20 Episodes)	1995
Dangerous Lady Limited Series	6.7	Actor	—	1995
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd Movie	7.3	Actor	Bernard Right On/Various	1994
The Fast Show TV Show	8.0	Actor	Various Characters(34 Episodes)	1994
Blue Heaven TV Show	7.0	Actor	Waiter 2(1 Episode)	1994
Pie in the Sky TV Show	7.5	Actor	Andrew Vernon(1 Episode)	1994
The Day Today TV Show	8.4	Actor	Treasurer(1 Episode)	1994
Ready, Steady, Cook TV Show	5.8	Actor	Self - Guest(1 Episode)	1994
Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge TV Show	8.0	Actor	Joe Beasley(1 Episode)	1994
Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge TV Show	8.0	Actor	Petty Officer Alan Partridge(1 Episode)	1994
Smashie and Nicey, the End of an Era Movie	7.5	Actor	Simon Joke	1994
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video Movie	7.9	Actor	Fat Bob	1994
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd Movie	7.3	Writing	Writer	1994
The Fast Show TV Show	8.0	Writing	Writer(24 Episodes)	1994
Shooting Stars TV Show	7.5	Actor	Self(1 Episode)	1993
Harry TV Show	6.3	Actor	Royo(2 Episodes)	1993
Paul Calf's Video Diary Movie	7.8	Actor	Fat Bob	1993
The Weekenders Movie	8.7	Actor	Policeman 1	1992
Men Behaving Badly TV Show	7.5	Actor	Ken(16 Episodes)	1992
The Dead Good Show Movie	—	Actor	Various(1 Episode)	1992
Murder Most Horrid TV Show	7.0	Actor	Daniel Hoffmeyer(1 Episode)	1991
Paul Merton: The Series TV Show	7.4	Actor	—(1 Episode)	1991
Soldier Soldier TV Show	6.5	Actor	Sgt Dunn(1 Episode)	1991
This Morning TV Show	4.1	Actor	Self(1 Episode)	1988
Top of the Pops TV Show	6.7	Actor	Self - Host(1 Episode)	1964
Flower Pot Men TV Show	7.7	Actor	—(26 Episodes)	1952
Nightborn Movie	—	Actor	—	—

John Thomson

Known For

24 Hour Party People

Inkheart

Grimsby

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Movies & TV Credits