"Moral of the story is, don't be a dick, Dick."

It has been so long since I've seen this one but how stupid it is, how corny etc. etc. I still had such a fun time. What also helped was having been to Prague 3 years ago and seeing places I've been to. Always love that kind of stuff.

Anyway Vin Diesel is loads of fun here and I love these one-liner: "You have a bazooka! Dude, stop thinking Prague Police and start thinking Playstation. Blow shit up!" and stuff like: "Shaken... and stirred.". All those little 007 digs and especially the wannabe Bond in the opening failing a mission during a Rammstein concert and the end credits song Adrenaline by Gavin Rossdale is one I used to listen to a lot back in my younger years. Nostalgia always works.

But yeah xXx is a 40 minute too long action fest with loads of cheese and a fun Vin Diesel and a Danny Trejo scene alongside Samuel L. Jackson who is Xander Cage's M.

Turn your brain off and just enjoy the cheesiness.