| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Anthony Wall | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
 Jonathan Meades | Crew | Writing | Writer |
Raymond Hughes | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Design |
 Simon Darlow | Crew | Sound | Music |
Dave Stewart | Crew | Sound | Music |
Francis Hanly | Crew | Directing | Director |
John Pritchard | Crew | Sound | Sound Designer |
Adrian McCarthy | Crew | Camera | Grip |
Robert Payton | Crew | Crew | Lighting Camera |
Emma Mathews | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Jonathan Fensom | Crew | Art | Production Design |
Jeanette Stamp | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Designer |
Carol Snook | Crew | Production | Production Manager |
Mickey Powell | Crew | Crew | Propmaker |
Malcolm Maguire | Crew | Lighting | Electrician |
Nadia McLeod | Crew | Camera | Camera Operator |
 Christopher Biggins | Cast | Actor | Quiz Master / Lop Ears/ Various |
 Janet Street-Porter | Cast | Actress | Herself |
Jonathan Meades | Cast | Actor | Himself - Presenter / Various Characters |
Kathy Lette | Cast | Actress | Herself |
 Keith Allen | Cast | Actor | Himself |
 Luis Buñuel | Cast | Actor | Himself (archive footage) |
 Matthew Ashforde | Cast | Actor | Bullfighter / Mad Hater / Bouncer |
Max Ernst | Cast | Actor | Himself (archive footage) |
 Michael Fenton Stevens | Cast | Actor | Taxi Driver |
 Peter Clarke | Cast | Actor | Male Nun |
Nicole Faraday | Cast | Actress | Lotte |
Candida Gubbins | Cast | Actress | Voiceover Artist |
 Gary Rhodes | Cast | Actor | Himself |
 Marco Pierre White | Cast | Himself | |
 Katharine Page | Cast | Actress | Old Alice |
Nicola Morris | Cast | Game Show Assistant | |
Malcolm McNeill | Cast | Blind Man / Neanderthal | |
Tara Flanagan | Cast | Nun #1 | |
Chloe Billington | Cast | Nun #2 / Nymph | |
Lucy Tones | Cast | Nun #3 | |
Chris Newland | Cast | Crucified Rabbit / Jeweller | |
Alan Denman | Cast | Salvador Dali | |
Simon Mulligan | Cast | Orange Pianist | |
Graham Millar | Cast | Blue Faced Man | |
Coral Meades | Cast | Young Alice | |
Tarek Farag | Cast | President Mobutu | |
Sonia Farrugia | Cast | Margaret Thatcher | |
Lenny Fowler | Cast | General De Gaulle | |
Janet Cook | Cast | Game Show Contestant | |
David Cook | Cast | Actor | Game Show Contestant |
Christian Adams | Cast | Thor | |
Sylvia Bradbury | Cast | Lady in Deckchair | |
Pat Dubuisson | Cast | Lady in Deckchair | |
Rosemary Bailey | Cast | Lady in Deckchair | |
Betty Kendrew | Cast | Lady in Church | |
Linda Collier | Cast | Lady in Church | |
Eileen Leighton | Cast | Lady in Church | |
Lawrence Kennedy | Cast | Voiceover Artist (voice) | |
John McBlain | Cast | Voiceover Artist (voice) | |
Marie Helvin | Cast | Herself | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
