| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Bryan Young | Crew | Directing | Assistant Director |
Elias Pate | Crew | Directing | Assistant Director |
Steven Greenstreet | Crew | Directing | Director, Editor, Producer, Camera Operator |
Kristi Haycock | Crew | Production | Producer |
Phil Gordon | Crew | Production | Producer |
Joshua Aukai Ligairi | Crew | Camera | Camera Operator |
Matt Eastin | Crew | Camera | Camera Operator |
Wes Eldredge | Crew | Camera | Camera Operator |
Alex Caldiero | Cast | Actor | Self - Animated UVSC Professor |
 George W. Bush | Cast | Actor | Self (archive footage) |
 John Kerry | Cast | Actor | Self (archive footage) |
 Michael Moore | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Sean Combs | Cast | Actor | Self (archive footage) (as Sean 'P. Diddy' Combs) |
 Sean Hannity | Cast | Actor | Self |
Joe Vogel | Cast | Actor | Self |
Kenneth F. Brown | Cast | Actor | Self (as Ken Brown) |
Michael Nigro | Cast | Actor | Self |
Teresa Heinz | Cast | Actress | Self (archive footage) |
Dennis Potter | Cast | Actor | Self - UVSC Philsophy Professor |
Bob Rasmussen | Cast | Actor | Self - Asst. VP Student Life |
Jason Nichols | Cast | Actor | Self - Angry UVSC Professor |
Kay Anderson | Cast | Actress | Self |
Janae Anderson | Cast | Actress | Self |
Phil Gordon | Cast | Actor | Self - VSC Communication Chair |
Phil Clegg | Cast | Actor | Self - Student Life Advisor |
Vegor Pedersen | Cast | Actor | Self - Editor of College Times |
Jim Bassi | Cast | Actor | Self |
Jesse J. Steele | Cast | Actor | Sean Hannity's victim (as Jessie Steele) |
William Sederburg | Cast | Actor | Self - UVSC President |
Sean Vreeland | Cast | Actor | Self - Student Petitioner |
Pierre LaMarche | Cast | Actor | Self - UVSC Philosophy Professor (as Pierre Lamarche) |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
