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The VelociPastor

Movie
2018
1h 15m
Not Rated
English
Action, Horror, Comedy
User Score: 
5.3
Critic Score: 
52
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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.
The VelociPastor Poster

The VelociPastor

Not Rated
Movie
2018
1h 15m
English
Action, Horror, Comedy
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.
Rating
WATCHMODE
5.3
IMDB
The VelociPastor (2018) on IMDb
CRITIC SCORE
52

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Gregory James Cohan
Doug Jones / The VelociPastor
Claire Hsu
Chinese Villager
Daniel Steere
Father Stewart
Zachary Steere
Dinosaur Suit Performer
Jesse Turits
Sam the White Ninja
Janice Young
Doug's Mom
Pat Hroncich
Vietnam Soldier 1
Directed By: Brendan Steere
Written By: Brendan Steere

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Mali2016 says...
5 years ago
She’s fine. This killed me.
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nauip says...
5 years ago
This was a great bad movie.
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Acoucalancha says...
2 years ago
>*"And why is my name Frankie Mermaid?" "Cause you're swimming in bitches." "You're goddamn right!"* A priest with velociraptor powers teams up with a hooker doctor lawyer to fight some ninjas doing coke contraband - If that's not the best script ever written in Hollywood, I don't know what is! ***The VelociPastor*** is pretty much done on a non-existant budget and it's 100% a so bad it's good parody movie, and a very good one at that. It's guaranteed fun and laughs. It surprised me a few times with how funny it got and the romance storyline is decent. My favorite parts were Father Stewart's flashback and the fight in the third act. The humor is very similar to *Kung Pow: Enter the Fist* and maybe *Austin Powers* so if that's your kind of comedy, I think this one's a safe bet. Can't wait for the sequel(s)!
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TheMadCodger says...
10 months ago
This was actually a really good bad movie. Like if Monty Python filmed a ninja flick? It definitely doesn't take itself seriously, which made it all the better. The hooker doctor lawyer was probably the best of them all.
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