Oh God, this movie made me laugh so much.

half of the film is about Edward banging Bella!!!!

2 hours of boredom in this first part where the plot focuses on a painful honeymoon and a strange pregnancy. The ending is rushed and there is a poor attempt to create some suspense when we clearly know what is going to happen. A good point : I found Kristen Stewart's acting bearable in this one.

If you don't like anything to do with the Twilight franchise, then you're not going to change your opinion by this point.

Spoiler alert: They spend the entire movie brooding. All of them. Brooding...

Rifftrax or I would have never made it through.

the first question is: why Jacob first tells to the wolves that Bella is going to have a baby and then fight with the wolves to protect the baby?! he could not to tell them at first so protection won't be needed!!!
second question is: if vampires do not get older, does it mean Bella's baby will be always a baby?!!! if other vampires don't age up, she can't become an adult either!!!

lol! they're operating like amateurs troubleshooting a computer.

Breaking Dawn Part 1 is a befitting and enthralling start to the final chapter of The Twilight Saga. While on her honeymoon with Edward, Bella discovers that she’s pregnant and her determination to keep the child at the risk of her own life tears apart the vampire and werewolf clans, taking them to the edge of war. The film perfectly captures the romance, humor, suspense, and horror of the material. Going to the darkest reaches of the series, some truly disturbing and foreboding themes are delved into. However, there are the usual rough spots with awkward dialog, weak CGI, and rushed plot points; but the story comes together in a compelling and satisfying way. Imaginative and daring, Breaking Dawn Part 1 brings the saga to an extraordinary place that leaves the audience wanting for more.

The plot of this is like a bad soap opera and it even has the terrible cliffhanger.

Okay, I was on board for these movies while they were basically a teen girl fantasy, but somewhere things just went horribly off the rails and now [spoiler]she's getting a c-section by teeth[/spoiler]. I mean, pregnancy is pretty ugly at the best of times, but when did this teen romance turn into body horror?

Really enjoyable, but only because it's so bad it's laugh-out-loud funny. It starts off reasonably well (even if it is a bit paranormal teen days of our lives) and then its a rapid slide downhill from there.