| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Alain Silver | Crew | Production | Associate Producer |
Angee Beckett | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Design |
Cliff Cunningham | Crew | Art | Set Decoration |
Dale Beldin | Crew | Editing | Editor |
 Danny DeVito | Crew | Directing | Director |
David Jablin | Crew | Production | Producer |
David Spear | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
 Jim Mulholland | Crew | Writing | Writer |
Lee Biondi | Crew | Production | Associate Producer |
 Marci Liroff | Crew | Production | Casting |
Marshall Harvey | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Michael Barrie | Crew | Writing | Writer |
 Michael Corenblith | Crew | Art | Production Design |
Tim Suhrstedt | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
Tonyia Verna | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Artist |
Michele Payne | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Hairstylist |
Patricia Messina | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Department Head |
 Allyce Beasley | Cast | Actress | Paisan Receptionist |
Army Archerd | Cast | Actor | Army Archerd |
 Barry Corbin | Cast | Actor | Colonel |
 Basil Hoffman | Cast | Actor | Frank Friedlander |
 Bruce Kimmel | Cast | Actor | WACked Out Recruit |
 Charlie Stavola | Cast | Actor | Cop #1 |
 Cisse Cameron | Cast | Actress | Wendy |
 Damon Hines | Cast | Actor | Woodrow T. Brown |
Danny DeVito | Cast | Actor | Vic De Salvo |
 Frank Sivero | Cast | Actor | Bruno |
 George Wendt | Cast | Actor | Mr. Sweeney |
 Gerrit Graham | Cast | Actor | Parker Braithwaite |
Hal Riddle | Cast | Actor | Dean |
Harvey Miller | Cast | Actor | Network Rep #2 |
 Huntz Hall | Cast | Actor | Benny Bentson |
 James Le Gros | Cast | Actor | Car Attendant |
 Jason Hervey | Cast | Actor | Todd Sweeney |
 Jayne Meadows | Cast | Actress | Jayne Meadows |
 Jeffrey Lampert | Cast | Actor | MBC Guard |
Jerry Hoffman | Cast | Actor | Mr. Foley |
 Jerry Seinfeld | Cast | Actor | Network Rep #1 |
 Joe Santos | Cast | Actor | Tony |
 Joey DePinto | Cast | Actor | Teamster Sailor |
 John Megna | Cast | Actor | Al |
 Kevin McCarthy | Cast | Actor | Wes Vandergelder |
 Lee Ving | Cast | Actor | Dawn Patrol |
 Louis Giambalvo | Cast | Actor | Goody DeSalvo |
 Mark L. Taylor | Cast | Actor | Ken |
 Michael Ensign | Cast | Actor | Le Boeuf Maitre D' |
Michael Gallup | Cast | Actor | Opera Singer |
 Michael Richards | Cast | Actor | Sal |
 Nora Gaye | Cast | Actress | HOT BODS |
 Peter Brocco | Cast | Actor | Vic's Tailor |
 Randall Miller | Cast | Actor | Car Attendant |
 Randi Brooks | Cast | Actress | Teresa |
 Rhea Perlman | Cast | Actress | Francine Kester |
 Richard Kind | Cast | Actor | Steve |
 Robert Costanzo | Cast | Actor | Nunzo |
 Ron Rifkin | Cast | Actor | TV Director |
 Ronny Graham | Cast | Actor | Cap'n Andy |
 Russ Marin | Cast | Actor | Sid |
 Selma Diamond | Cast | Actress | Francine's Mother |
 Steve Allen | Cast | Actor | Steve Allen |
 Susan Peretz | Cast | Actress | Network Receptionist |
 Tracey Walter | Cast | Actor | Computron Investigator |
 Victoria Cooke | Cast | Actress | HOT BODS |
 Vincent Schiavelli | Cast | Actor | Skip Imperali |
 Lisle Wilson | Cast | Actor | Mr. Johnson |
 J. Alan Thomas | Cast | Actor | Cop #2 |
 Kenneth Kimmins | Cast | Actor | Network Spokesman |
 Bernadette Birkett | Cast | Actress | Mrs. Sweeney |
Bob Perlow | Cast | Actor | Warm-Up Comic |
Paul Larson | Cast | Actor | Julie |
 Candi Brough | Cast | Actress | Bambi |
 Randi Brough | Cast | Actress | Stacy |
Katie La Bourdette | Cast | Le Boeuf Woman | |
 Fred Scialla | Cast | Richie DeSalvo | |
 Gela Nash | Cast | Actress | Tamara |
Vance Sanders | Cast | Actor | Mike |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
