| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Michael J. Epstein | Crew | Directing | Director, Producer, Writer |
 Sophia Cacciola | Crew | Production | Producer, Director, Director of Photography |
 Neal Jones | Crew | Production | Producer |
 Adam Marcus | Cast | Actor | Adam Marcus |
 Bill Johnson | Cast | Actor | Bill Johnson |
 Bill Weeden | Cast | William Mouth | |
 Claudio Fragasso | Cast | Actor | Claudio Fragasso |
 David Gregory | Cast | Actor | Severin rep |
 Helene Udy | Cast | Actress | Hélène Udy |
 Jennifer Rubin | Cast | Actress | Jennifer Rubin |
 Joe Castro | Cast | Actor | Blaze Pauling |
 Joe Ripple | Cast | North Carolina End Zone 2 Fan Club President | |
 John Dugan | Cast | Actor | John Dugan |
 Laurene Landon | Cast | Actress | Laurene Landon |
 Lloyd Kaufman | Cast | Actor | Lloyd Kaufman |
 Marc Sheffler | Cast | Actor | Marc Sheffler |
 Mark Patton | Cast | Actor | Mark Patton |
 Mark Torgl | Cast | Actor | Mark Torgl |
 Melanie Kinnaman | Cast | Actress | Melanie Kinnaman |
Michael Kallio | Cast | Actor | Mike 'Dilly' Dilworth |
 Michael St. Michaels | Cast | Actor | Mikey Smash |
Richard Elfman | Cast | Actor | Richard Elfman |
 Rossella Drudi | Cast | Actress | Rossella Drudi |
 Todd Farmer | Cast | Actor | Todd Farmer |
Victor Miller | Cast | Actor | Victor Miller |
 Vincent Craig Dupree | Cast | Actor | V.C. DuPree |
 Carl Solomon | Cast | Actor | Tex Beckerson / Tex Beckerson Jr. |
Heidi Honeycutt | Cast | Heidi Honeycutt | |
Eben McGarr | Cast | Eben McGarr | |
James Branscome | Cast | James Branscome | |
Jamie Lockhart | Cast | Actor | Blender signature seeker |
 Kevin Allen | Cast | Actor | Jackie J. Jackson |
 Liesel Hanson | Cast | Actress | Patricia Ford |
 Trista Robinson | Cast | Actress | Percy Wynne |
 Dan Yeager | Cast | Actor | Dan Yeager |
 James Balsamo | Cast | Actor | End Zone 2 Fan Club Treasurer / Elvis Impersonator |
 Seth Chatfield | Cast | Detective Frank Dobson (voice) | |
Michael J. Epstein | Cast | Actor | Repo Man |
Sophia Cacciola | Cast | Actress | Sophia Cacciola |
 Jackie Kelly | Cast | Actress | Edie Sedgwick |
 Chloé Cunha | Cast | Actress | Jacques Renault (voice) |
 Catherine Capozzi | Cast | Actress | Catherine Capozzi |
Jeffrey Stackhouse | Cast | Paul Devine | |
 Sean Clark | Cast | Actor | Marty Thomas |
Tim Dry | Cast | Seedy Movie Salesman (voice) | |
Tyler Sage | Cast | Johnny Wolfgang | |
 Lianne O'Shea | Cast | Bernadette Ryan | |
Jared Rivet | Cast | Jared Rivet | |
Brendan Boogie | Cast | bartender at the offices of Paul Devine | |
Bob Elmore | Cast | Actor | Bob Elmore |
Neal Jones | Cast | Neal Jones | |
 Anastasia Elfman | Cast | Actress | Dahlia Dimont |
 Bob Rose | Cast | Actor | Blender commercial (voice) |
 A.J. Cutler | Cast | A.J. | |
Julia Cacciola | Cast | Julie Kane | |
Ian S. Peterson | Cast | Actor | Topher Brandon |
Jay Allen Tucker | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Coda Hamby | Cast | Mohawked fan | |
Chris Weik | Cast | Litigious celebrity | |
Patrick Eugene Murphy | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Bill Bair | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Jordan Brooke Rash | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Mick Turpin | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Nick Hunt | Cast | I Make A Warm Cozy Quilt From Your Skin Fan | |
Krissy McPherson | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Tiffany Burnett | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Jon McPherson | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Kristina Knox | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Jeff Simon | Cast | Blender manual autograph seeker | |
Brandon Joyner | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Loucylle Orren | Cast | Clown girl | |
Kemper Noah | Cast | Kid with $19 | |
Christine Jarrett | Cast | I Make A Warm Cozy Quilt From Your Skin Fan | |
James Shaver | Cast | I Make A Warm Cozy Quilt From Your Skin Fan | |
Loretta Bushick-Beshai | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Terry Dellinger | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Chris Cartusciello | Cast | Hotel Concierge / Damn Dirty Ape | |
Mike Schwaner | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Chris Burke | Cast | Moist the clown | |
Grant Kyzer | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Kris Keeffer | Cast | Convention artist | |
Linda Vincent | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Gabriel Ospina | Cast | Ricky | |
Adan Rodriguez | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Eric Sheslow | Cast | Repo Man / Jackie's Boss | |
Bethany Boles | Cast | Judge | |
Cristian James Watkins | Cast | Piggy | |
Christina M. Papineau | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Craig Edwards | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Jessica John | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Jeff Ball | Cast | Security Guard | |
Raymond Brousseau | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
The Clown | Cast | Karaoke DJ Clown | |
Daniel Beshai | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Thomas J. Ciesiolha | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Todd Cook | Cast | Abaddon Apollyon the clown | |
Aric Allen | Cast | Bathroom bystander | |
William L. Bozarth | Cast | North Carolina End Zone 2 Fan Club Vice President | |
Kristen N. Granet | Cast | Man-Spider fan | |
Michael Paul King | Cast | TV News Anchor / Radio News Anchor | |
Bethany Boles-Sheslow | Cast | Judge | |
Brigid Marshall | Cast | Snyflan Crump | |
Jazmin Ortiz | Cast | Boom operator | |
Maiya Reaves | Cast | Melody Riviera | |
Brian W. Smith | Cast | L. Ray Hobbson | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
