| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Adam Jenkins | Crew | Sound | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
 Al Goto | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Allan Graf | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Bill McIntosh | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Bobby Burns | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Bud Davis | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Charlie Brewer | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Christopher Greenbury | Crew | Editing | Editor |
 David Powledge | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 David Zucker | Crew | Directing | Director, Writer, Original Series Creator |
Don Digirolamo | Crew | Sound | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
 Eric Norris | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Eugene Collier | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
F. Hudson Miller | Crew | Sound | Supervising Sound Editor |
 Gary C. Bourgeois | Crew | Sound | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
 Gary Littlejohn | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
George Watters II | Crew | Sound | Supervising Sound Editor |
Gil Netter | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
 Ira Newborn | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
James R. Symons | Crew | Editing | Editor |
 James Winburn | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Jeff Ramsey | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Jerry Zucker | Crew | Production | Executive Producer, Original Series Creator |
 Jim Abrahams | Crew | Production | Executive Producer, Original Series Creator |
John D. Schofield | Crew | Production | Co-Producer, Unit Production Manager |
 John J. Lloyd | Crew | Art | Production Design |
John T. Kretchmer | Crew | Directing | First Assistant Director |
Joy Zapata | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Hairdresser |
Leslie J. Kovacs | Crew | Lighting | Chief Lighting Technician |
Lila Finn | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Mickey S. Michaels | Crew | Art | Set Decoration |
 Miranda Garrison | Crew | Crew | Choreographer |
Nancy Hopton | Crew | Directing | Script Supervisor |
Pat Proft | Crew | Writing | Writer |
 Peewee Piemonte | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Phil Adams | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Phil Chong | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Robert K. Weiss | Crew | Production | Producer, Second Unit Director |
Robert M. Stevens | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
Roy Arbogast | Crew | Crew | Special Effects |
 Roydon Clark | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Shawn Patrick Lane | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Stephen Abrums | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Artist |
Steve Geray | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Ted Grossman | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Vincent Mazella Jr. | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Kristi Frankenheimer | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Neil Summers | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Steve Hart | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Allen D. Easton | Crew | Camera | Camera Operator |
 Peter McKernan | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 George Marshall Ruge | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
James R. Scribner | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Artist |
 Donna Garrett | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Kaye Wade | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Laurence Todd Rosenthal | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Douy Swofford | Crew | Art | Title Designer |
 J.P. Romano | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Jadie David | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Peter McKernan Sr. | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Joseph E. Thibo | Crew | Camera | Camera Operator |
Verónica González Rubio | Crew | Directing | Second Assistant Director |
Taryn De Chellis | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Designer |
Susan Zietlow-Maust | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Hairdresser |
Cindy Folkerson | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Dwayne McGee | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Mary Peters | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Sonia Izzolena | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 "Weird Al" Yankovic | Cast | Actor | "You pigs...say your prayers." |
 Al Fann | Cast | Actor | "It's 4 minutes too slow." |
 Alexander Folk | Cast | Actor | Crackhouse Cop |
 Anthony James | Cast | Actor | Hector Savage |
 C. Lindsay Workman | Cast | Actor | "Your coat, sir?" |
 Charlotte Zucker | Cast | Actress | "For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously." |
 Cliff Bemis | Cast | Actor | Barbecue Dad |
David Zucker | Cast | Actor | Davy Crockett |
Don Pugsley | Cast | Actor | "He's wired!" |
 Ed Williams | Cast | Actor | Ted Olsen |
Gail Neely | Cast | Actress | Winnie Mandela |
 George Kennedy | Cast | Actor | Ed Hocken |
 Gina Mastrogiacomo | Cast | Actress | "Is this some kind of bust?" |
 Jacqueline Brookes | Cast | Actress | Commissioner Brumford |
Jan Campbell | Cast | Actress | Lady in Waiting |
 Jeff Wright | Cast | Actor | "Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..." |
 John Fleck | Cast | Actor | "If that's your attitude, forget it." |
 John Roarke | Cast | Actor | George Bush |
 Jose Gonzales-Gonzales | Cast | Actor | Mariachi |
Ken Kerman | Cast | Actor | "Hey, that's a pretty nice clock." |
Lee Terri | Cast | "Hey, look what he's doing to that man in the wheelchair!" | |
 Leslie Nielsen | Cast | Actor | Lt. Frank Drebin |
Lewis Friedman | Cast | Actor | Lab Technician |
 Lloyd Bochner | Cast | Actor | Baggett |
 Manny Perry | Cast | Actor | "Let's get him." |
 Mel Tormé | Cast | Actor | Mel Tormé |
 O.J. Simpson | Cast | Actor | Nordberg |
Peter Mark Richman | Cast | Actor | Dunwell |
 Peter Van Norden | Cast | Actor | John Sununu |
 Priscilla Presley | Cast | Actress | Jane Spencer |
 Richard Griffiths | Cast | Actor | Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker |
 Robert Goulet | Cast | Actor | Quentin Hapsburg |
Robert J. Elisberg | Cast | McTigue | |
Robert K. Weiss | Cast | Actor | Obstetrician |
Robert LoCash | Cast | Actor | FBI Agent |
Susan Breslau | Cast | Actress | Party Guest |
 Tim O'Connor | Cast | Actor | Fenzwick |
 Zsa Zsa Gabor | Cast | Actress | Zsa Zsa Gabor |
 Raynor Scheine | Cast | Actor | "You're on my groin." |
 Larry McCormick | Cast | Actor | TV Reporter |
 William Woodson | Cast | Actor | TV Commercial Announcer |
Tom McGreevey | Cast | "Vert well, sir. It's from the lady." | |
 Bill Chemerka | Cast | Actor | "Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush." |
John Stevens | Cast | "Phone call, Commissioner" | |
Christopher J. Keene | Cast | Actor | "Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found." |
Wendy Hogan | Cast | Lady in Waiting | |
 Jennifer Kretchmer | Cast | Barbecue Daughter | |
Margery Jane Ross | Cast | Actress | Barbara Bush |
 Burton Zucker | Cast | Lab Technician | |
 Ryan Harrison | Cast | Actor | Barbecue Boy |
Gokul | Cast | Actor | "Hey, what the hell happened to the water pressure?" |
James Gilstrap | Cast | "Always nice to see nice people." | |
Alex Zimmerman | Cast | Actor | "Yeah!" |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
