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Ted

Movie
2012
1h 47m
R
English
Comedy, Fantasy
User Score: 
6.8
Critic Score: 
66
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John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.
Ted Poster

Ted

R
Movie
2012
1h 47m
English
Comedy, Fantasy
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.
Rating
WATCHMODE
6.8
IMDB
Ted (2012) on IMDb
CRITIC SCORE
66

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Mark Wahlberg
John Bennett
Mila Kunis
Lori Collins
Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
Patrick Stewart
Narrator (voice)
Norah Jones
Norah Jones
Sam J Jones
Sam Jones
Tom Skerritt
Tom Skerritt
Bretton Manley
Young John
Ralph Garman
John's Dad
Alex Borstein
John's Mom
Robert Wu
Asian Man "Ming"
Max Harris
Greenbaum Kid
Zane Cowans
Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice
Directed By: Seth MacFarlane
Written By: Seth MacFarlane (Screenplay), Alec Sulkin (Screenplay), + 1 more

Featured Comments/Tips

DavisNL says...
12 years ago
A sometimes heartfelt movie, ruined by Seth MacFarlane doing Seth MacFarlane. Watching the trailer I rolled my eyes at the talking bear because it's the same schtick we see in everything MacFarlane does. However, I held out hope that the movie would somehow transcend his usual output, and it often does. There's a story here worth seeing is it wasn't for the writing falling back on the same 10 jokes we've been seeing in every episode of Family Guy (and the two Family Guy clones) since it debuted. It just isn't funny anymore.
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Mike_and_Molley-deleted-1422129833 says...
12 years ago
Absolutely a fabulous movie! Good idea with a twist of that special something!
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yannickrose says...
12 years ago
One of my best comedy !
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Schenley says...
12 years ago
Very funny; loved Ted saying "Oh, come on! I don't sound that much like Peter Griffin." Actually a lot of very funny one-liners in this. Good stuff, will watch again.
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Featured User Reviews

Ragnar Danneskjöld
4/10  5 years ago
Ted is THE poster child for the fact that every great concept doesn't automatically become a guaranteed winning project once it leaves the drawing board. This movie SCREAMS "Here's a great idea, but we just didn't know what to do with it." Whether it was because of lack of imagin More
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Kamurai
4 years ago
Great watch, will watch again, and do recommend.

This is a stupid movie, it doesn't mean it's bad: it's not a great movie, but it is entertaining. I love stupid humor and dirt comedy, basically absurdist comedy which Seth MacFarlane excels at.

The cast is great, and I think it would have been More
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Michael
6 years ago
Gerade in der Originalfassung ist „Ted“ ein anarchischer Spaß. Seth MacFarlane, der neben seiner Regiearbeit auch noch Ted spricht, hat ihr einen Film erschaffen, in dem kein Blatt vor den Mund genommen wird und vor allem davon lebt, dass Ted einfach in jeder Szene auf die eine oder andere Art More
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PSXtreme
5 years ago
Ted is THE poster child for the fact that every great concept doesn't automatically become a guaranteed winning project once it leaves the drawing board. This movie SCREAMS "Here's a great idea, but we just didn't know what to do with it." Whether it was because of lack of imagination or too many to More
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