| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Kevin Burns | Crew | Production | Executive Producer, Director, Writer |
 Jim Ward | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
 Adolf Hitler | Cast | Actor | Self (archive footage) |
 Dan Rather | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Elvis Mitchell | Cast | Actor | Self |
 George Lucas | Cast | Actor | Self |
 George W. Bush | Cast | Actor | Self (archive footage) |
 J.J. Abrams | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Joss Whedon | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Kevin Smith | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Peter Jackson | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Robert Clotworthy | Cast | Actor | Narrator (voice) |
 Saddam Hussein | Cast | Actor | Self (archive footage) |
 Stephen Colbert | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Tom Brokaw | Cast | Actor | Self |
Leon Wieseltier | Cast | Self | |
Mary Henderson | Cast | Self | |
 Nancy Pelosi | Cast | Actress | Self |
 Newt Gingrich | Cast | Actor | Self |
Carl Silvio | Cast | Self | |
Edward L. Hudgins | Cast | Self | |
John C. Lyden | Cast | Self | |
Jonathan Young | Cast | Self | |
Steven Galipeau | Cast | Self | |
Carl A. Rubino | Cast | Self | |
 Camille Paglia | Cast | Actress | Self |
 Linda Ellerbee | Cast | Actress | Self |
 Joseph Campbell | Cast | Actor | Self (archive footage) |
Joan Breton Connelly | Cast | Self | |
Kevin J. Wetmore Jr. | Cast | Self | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
