| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Christine O'Malley | Crew | Writing | Writer |
 John Powell | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
Patrick Creadon | Crew | Directing | Director, Writer, Cinematography |
Miranda Yousef | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Alex Calleros | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Derek Boonstra | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Theodore James | Crew | Production | Producer |
Robert F. Smith | Crew | Crew | Cinematography |
Alan Smart | Cast | Actor | Self |
Albie Hecht | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Alec Baldwin | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Andrea Romano | Cast | Actress | Self |
 Bill Fagerbakke | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Brian Doyle-Murray | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Carolyn Lawrence | Cast | Actress | Self |
 Clancy Brown | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Craig Ferguson | Cast | Actor | Self |
Dani Michaeli | Cast | Actor | Self |
 David Hasselhoff | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Ernest Borgnine | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Jacques-Yves Cousteau | Cast | Actor | Self (archive footage) |
 Jeffrey Katzenberg | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Jerry Beck | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Jerry Trainor | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Jon Stewart | Cast | Actor | Self (archive footage) |
 Katie Couric | Cast | Actress | Self (archive footage) |
Luke Brookshier | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Marion Ross | Cast | Actress | Self |
 Mr. Lawrence | Cast | Actor | Self |
Nikki Vanzo | Cast | Self | |
 Nile Rodgers | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Richard Pursel | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Ricky Gervais | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Robert Smigel | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Rodger Bumpass | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Rosario Dawson | Cast | Actress | Self |
Scott Mansz | Cast | Self | |
 Stephen Hillenburg | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Tim Conway | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Tom Kenny | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Tony Hawk | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Vincent Waller | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Whoopi Goldberg | Cast | Actress | Self (archive footage) |
 Barack Obama | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Chris Pine | Cast | Actor | Self |
Derek Iversen | Cast | Self | |
 Keke Palmer | Cast | Actress | Self |
 LeBron James | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Paul Tibbitt | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Simon Cowell | Cast | Actor | Self (archive footage) |
 Nate Cash | Cast | Actor | Self |
Robert J. Thompson II | Cast | Self | |
Kristen Flores | Cast | Self | |
 Gene Shalit | Cast | Actor | Self |
Ween | Cast | Self | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
