| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Luke Brookshier | Crew | Writing | Writer |
 Mark Osborne | Crew | Directing | Director |
 Mr. Lawrence | Crew | Crew | Additional Writing |
 Stephen Hillenburg | Crew | Creator | Creator, Executive Producer |
 Steven Banks | Crew | Writing | Writer, Additional Writing |
 Vincent Waller | Crew | Directing | Director |
 Paul Tibbitt | Crew | Writing | Writer, Supervising Producer |
Dina Buteyn | Crew | Production | Producer |
 Cee Lo Green | Crew | Sound | Theme Song Performance |
 Nate Cash | Crew | Writing | Writer |
Peter Bennett | Crew | Art | Art Direction |
Nick Carr | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
Jeremy Wakefield | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
 Bill Fagerbakke | Cast | Actor | Patrick Star / Male Streaker (voice) |
 Bob Joles | Cast | Actor | Painty the Pirate (voice) |
 Carolyn Lawrence | Cast | Actress | Sandy Cheeks (voice) |
 Clancy Brown | Cast | Actor | Mr. Krabs (voice) |
 Craig Ferguson | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Eddie Deezen | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Gregg Turkington | Cast | Actor | Camera Operator |
 Jill Talley | Cast | Actress | Karen Plankton (voice) |
Mr. Lawrence | Cast | Actor | Plankton / Larry the Lobster / Ventriloquist (voice) |
 Pink | Cast | Actress | Self |
 Ricky Gervais | Cast | Actor | Narrator (voice) (uncredited) |
 Robert Smigel | Cast | Actor | Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (voice) |
 Robin Williams | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Rodger Bumpass | Cast | Actor | Squidward Tentacles / Priest / Security Guard (voice) |
 Rosario Dawson | Cast | Actress | Self |
 Tina Fey | Cast | Actress | Self |
 Tom Kenny | Cast | Actor | SpongePob SquarePants / Gary (voice) / Patchy the Pirate |
 Will Ferrell | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Harrison Fahn | Cast | Actor | Kid Singer #1 |
 LeBron James | Cast | Actor | Self |
Paul Tibbitt | Cast | Actor | Potty the Parrot (voice) / Patchy's Good and Bad Sides |
Elan Garfias | Cast | Kid Singer #2 | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
