>*"There is no such thing as a sharktopus!"* [Immediately gets killed by a sharktopus]

Straight to Dollar store crap but it's so cheesy, funny and entertaining that you can't help but have a good time. Wether you're laughing with it or at it, ***Sharktopus*** is definitely funny. The CGI is a crime against humanity but it just adds to the comedy. CGI aside, this is not a bad looking movie actually (for a shark movie) a lot of it looks like it was shot on location and it hits that feel good summer vacation vibe.

Lots of trash fun kills and well spread throughout the movie. Eric Roberts is the standout. I like that Sharktopus is the focus through most of this, didn't feel like the humans stole too much of the screen time. Sharktopus' size varies depending on the scene it's in which is ridiculous and that shark ate A LOT of people, like how many stomachs does it have? Super entertaining third act, peak B-movie cheese if you ask me.

>*"I hope you choke on me you freak!"*