| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Graham Daniel | Crew | Sound | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
Jeremy Zimmermann | Crew | Production | Casting |
 John Luton | Crew | Directing | Director |
 Ray Cooney | Crew | Directing | Director, Writer |
 Vicki Michelle | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Adam Daniel | Crew | Sound | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
Pietro Dalmasso | Crew | Sound | Foley Editor |
Nigel Goldsack | Crew | Production | Co-Producer |
Walter Mair | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
Phil Taylor | Crew | Production | Co-Executive Producer |
John Pegg | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Phil Richards | Crew | Production | Co-Executive Producer |
Graham Fowler | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography, Producer |
James Simpson | Crew | Production | Producer |
Elle Williams | Crew | Art | Art Direction |
 Andrew Sachs | Cast | Actor | Clumsy Waiter |
Anita Graham | Cast | Actress | |
 Barry Cryer | Cast | Actor | Busker |
 Bernard Cribbins | Cast | Actor | Hospital Patient |
 Bill Pertwee | Cast | Actor | Man on Bus |
 Brian Murphy | Cast | Actor | Allotment Man |
 Christopher Biggins | Cast | Actor | Bobby Franklin |
 Cliff Richard | Cast | Actor | Busker |
 Danny Dyer | Cast | Actor | John Smith |
 David Janson | Cast | Actor | |
 Dennis Waterman | Cast | Actor | Minding Person |
 Derek Fowlds | Cast | Actor | Man in Hat |
 Donald Sinden | Cast | Actor | Man on Bus |
 Finty Williams | Cast | Actress | |
 Frank Thornton | Cast | Actor | Man on Bus |
 Geoffrey Palmer | Cast | Actor | Man on Toilet |
Ian Cullen | Cast | Actor | |
 Jean Fergusson | Cast | Actress | Exercising Woman |
 Jeffrey Holland | Cast | Actor | Dick Holland |
 Jenny Seagrove | Cast | Actress | Taxi Passenger |
 Jess Conrad | Cast | Actor | Piano Player |
 Judi Dench | Cast | Actress | Bag Lady |
 June Whitfield | Cast | Actress | Exercising Woman |
 Katy Manning | Cast | Actress | Exercising Woman |
 Lionel Blair | Cast | Actor | Cyril |
 Liza Goddard | Cast | Actress | Exercising Woman |
 Louise Jameson | Cast | Actress | Receptionist |
 Lynda Baron | Cast | Actress | Nurse |
 Mark Wingett | Cast | Actor | Man Outside Cafe |
 Maureen Lipman | Cast | Actress | Exercising Woman |
 Michael Cochrane | Cast | Actor | Man on Bus |
 Neil Morrissey | Cast | Actor | Gary Gardner |
 Nicholas Le Prevost | Cast | Actor | D. S. Porterhouse |
 Nicky Henson | Cast | Actor | Hospital Patient |
 Noel Edmonds | Cast | Actor | Man in Shop |
 Pamela Cundell | Cast | Actress | |
 Peter Blake | Cast | Actor | Man reading newspaper |
 Prunella Scales | Cast | Actress | Woman in Pub |
 Richard Briers | Cast | Actor | Newspaper Seller |
 Robin Askwith | Cast | Actor | Bus Driver |
 Russ Abbot | Cast | Actor | Hospital Patient |
 Su Pollard | Cast | Actress | Shopkeeper |
 Sylvia Syms | Cast | Actress | Hip Operation Woman |
 Timothy West | Cast | Actor | Man in Pub |
 Tom Conti | Cast | Actor | Actor |
 Tony Britton | Cast | Actor | Man on Bus |
 Vernon Kay | Cast | Actor | Plate-Spinning Man |
Vicki Michelle | Cast | Actress | Tourist |
 Wanda Ventham | Cast | Actress | Woman on Bus |
 Wendy Craig | Cast | Actress | Nanny |
 Ben Cartwright | Cast | Actor | D. S. Troughton |
 Kellie Shirley | Cast | Actress | Susie Browning |
 Sarah Harding | Cast | Actress | Stephanie Smith |
 Les Dennis | Cast | Actor | Man on Street |
 Denise Van Outen | Cast | Actress | Michelle Smith |
 Pat Sharp | Cast | Man in Flat | |
Gareth Marks | Cast | Actor | |
 Rolf Harris | Cast | Actor | Busker |
 Derek Griffiths | Cast | Actor | Stockwell Police Officer |
Jeffrey Holland | Cast | Dick Holland | |
Jennifer Wilson | Cast | Actress | |
Marcia Warren | Cast | Woman on Seat | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
