| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Justin Duval | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
 Lloyd Kaufman | Crew | Directing | Director, Writer, Producer |
 Michael Herz | Crew | Production | Producer |
 Fernando Alle | Crew | Crew | Special Effects |
 John Patrick Brennan | Crew | Production | Co-Producer |
Travis Campbell | Crew | Editing | Editor, Writer |
Justin A. Martell | Crew | Production | Producer |
 Jeff Lasky | Crew | Production | Producer |
Seager Dixon | Crew | Art | Art Direction |
Chelsea Holland | Crew | Production | Casting |
Merritt Evelyn Christensen | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Artist |
Ethan Hurt | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
 Charlotte Kaufman | Cast | Actress | Audrey Benjamin |
 Debbie Rochon | Cast | Actress | Coach Kotter |
Doug Sakmann | Cast | Actor | Flag Cretin / Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. |
 Joe Fleishaker | Cast | Actor | Lauren 6 Months Later |
 Lemmy Kilmister | Cast | Actor | The President |
Lloyd Kaufman | Cast | Actor | Lee Harvey Herzkauf |
 Mark Torgl | Cast | Actor | School Janitor |
 Ron Jeremy | Cast | Actor | God |
 Stan Lee | Cast | Actor | Narrator |
 Corina Taylor | Cast | Actress | Tro-Gasm Girl |
Josh Potter | Cast | Kevin the Duck Monster / Jock | |
Babette Bombshell | Cast | Actress | Principal Westly |
 Robert Bozek | Cast | Actor | Named Him Randall |
John Patrick Brennan | Cast | Actor | Jeffrey the Hazmat Goon |
 Monique Dupree | Cast | Actress | Shower Girl |
 Nadia White | Cast | Actress | Shower Girl |
 Nicola Fiore | Cast | Actress | Ms. Bigguns |
 Brenda Rickert | Cast | Aunt Bee | |
 Catherine Corcoran | Cast | Actress | Lauren |
 Clay von Carlowitz | Cast | Actor | Eugene |
Mark Quinnette | Cast | Michaelangelo | |
 Stefan Dezil | Cast | Slater | |
Vito Trigo | Cast | Leonardo | |
 Zac Amico | Cast | Actor | Zack |
 Asta Paredes | Cast | Actress | Chrissy |
Mike Baez | Cast | Donatello | |
Tara E. Miller | Cast | Rachel Ruysch | |
 Teresa Hui | Cast | Actress | Zac's Rejection Girl |
Nico Praz | Cast | Tromorganic Burger Victim | |
 Brandy Mason | Cast | Actress | Shower Girl Brandy |
 John Migliore | Cast | Actor | Tromaville Citizen |
 Meg Carriero | Cast | Actress | Asian School Girl |
 James D. Rolfe | Cast | Actor | The Angry Video Game Nerd |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
