This movies is so peculiarly interesting because it doesn’t actually feel like a movie at any given point, it feels like an extended episode for a long-forgotten early 2000s’ anthology TV show. Maybe it’s because of the acting, maybe it’s because of the editing or it’s the script and the dialogue or something else and everything combined, but there is just no soul to it. Mind you everything that makes this movie is bad, and I mean BAD, but never in a cringe way, just in a soulless way. The acting for instance might be technically appalling, but it just fails to cause any emotion whatsoever on you, even a bad one. And I think that’s the most impressive thing I have ever witnessed: how blank a movie can be outside some sparse laughs. I know this phrase has been memed to death, but this is the perfect occasion for it: this is literally one of the movies ever. And I’m obsessed about it. It’s not even a “so bad it’s good” type of movie, it’s just… a movie. This one goes on my list of movies I would play on repeat on the TV of my late night dinner if I had one.