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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Movie
2008
1h 40m
PG-13
English
Comedy
User Score: 
4.5
Critic Score: 
43
Private Valentine Blonde  Dangerous' Poster
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Private Valentine Blonde  Dangerous Poster

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

PG-13
Movie
2008
1h 40m
English
Comedy
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Rating
WATCHMODE
4.5
IMDB
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) on IMDb
CRITIC SCORE
43

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Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A Fox
Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri
Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs
Captain Greer
Bryce Johnson
Derek O'Grady
Kurt Fuller
Cousin Barry
James Harlon Palmer
Junior Agent (uncredited)
Directed By: Steve Miner
Written By: April Blair (Screenplay), Kelly Bowen (Screenplay)

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Bob.Frapples says...
6 years ago
Slightly embarassed to admit, but I kind of liked this movie. Sure it's a blatant rip-off of _Stripes_, _Private Benjamin_, and a little _Full Metal Jacket_ but it still works. Somehow Jessica is completely believable as a pampered movie star who is tricked by her circle of trustees and ends up joining the Army where she causes her platoon much grief and many extra miles of running. Of course she redeems herself in the end and everyone leaves happy. Cheri Oteri's character of Jeter reminded me of her _SNL_ days playing Rita DelVecchio, a grouchy Queens resident who was always yelling at the neighborhood children. Jessica does do the Army uniform proud at the graduation ceremony but there is nothing gratuitous in the flick. Give it a shot.
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