Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

Crude. Stupid. Grotesque. Perverse. Hmmm?

_The Sharknado_ of soft porn, the _Nightingale_ of comedies, the _Exorcist_ of musicals. Never before has one film contained so many deaths by rectal insertion. This putrid fare is probably the most vile film I've ever seen and arguably the most offensive you'll ever witness in your lives. Not only does _Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead_ mock race, religion, sexual orientation, and both physical & mental handicaps, it is also impossible to watch while eating KFC. Yet while the first few bites are tasty, the recipe eventually becomes stale from lack of variety. Basically, it starts cooking at 10, so has nowhere to go from there but bad. Still, how many movies can you name that start at a 10 and never let up? So hell yeah, I'll recommend it, as long as you don't tell anyone it was me.