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User Reviews for: Patient Seventeen

xinit
1/10  7 years ago
Are you fucking kidding me?

"EXTRAORDINARY BELIEFS - WEAPONIZE YOUR CURIOSITY"

More like "Weaponize your stupidity."

"Armed with a patient, a scalpel, black lights, and a stud finder, I was eager to verify the authenticity of this alleged offworld implant technology" says the credulous narrator.

"It's not broadcasting in this electromagnetic spectrum at all, but is using scalar wave technology and then when we use our electromagnetic devices and pick up a radio wave, we're actually reading a harmonic." - Doctor Roger Leir.

"It is alleged that many of these mysterious that Dr. Leir and his team have removed display bizarre characteristics, such as having nano-topography and having metallic compositions described by some labs as exotic meteorite material, not having been forged in the furnace of our own sun." - Film-maker, credulous moron. What lab would describe anything like that? That's insane.

They pull what looks like a pencil lead out of some guy's leg. The lab shows it's "almost entirely carbon." Which likely means that he was stabbed by a pencil in school, forgot about it. Big mystery.

The microscopy guy is a True Believer, though. "Undoubtedly nanotechnological from offplanet."

Then, the film-maker starts editorializing, asking leading questions of the people to further lead them down the path of crazy.

Bad film-making, bad documentary, bad narration. If only there was a lower rating than one star.
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Reply by Abstractals-deleted-1574644440
7 years ago
Hey, @xinit, you'd probably love (or love hating) **'Unacknolweged'**. `https://trakt.tv/movies/unacknowledged-2017`
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