I don't know how _Tombs of the Blind Dead_ is so good, but the sequels are so bad.
Where do I even begin with this crap? The story is centered around a doctor, and his wife. They move to a small village, where the locals make it very clear that they are not wanted. Okay, this was the first problem. Why would he pick this place, when no one wants him there?
Next issue: turns out the townsfolk have a deal made with the living skeletons, who terrorize the place for a week. Really? How does that work, exactly? Walk me through the process of how the agreement was negotiated. I'll wait.
Furthermore, why don't these people just leave? Your town has reanimated skeletons murdering people! Not just any people, mind you, your young daughters. How does this make sense?! The population consists of three old guys, and a bunch of old ladies! Do you even have a weeks worth of young girls to sacrifice?!
Oh boy. The acting is terrible, and the characters are excruciatingly stupid - I'm talking Tiktok-level stupidity!
The only character I liked was Teddy, and the townsfolk were so mean to him. Why? What did he do? I thought the skeletons were supposed to be the villains here, but clearly the people who beat, and sacrifice their own are the real problem.
I mean, it's shown that setting the skeletons on fire kills them. Are you telling me no one thought to try that?! Seems obvious.
It's barely worth mentioning, but there is a little bit of boob here. Sorry, not even boobs can save this one.
Lastly, what was the deal with the crabs? Was the thought process something like, "hey, giant crabs are gross. Let's have them climb on the dead bodies?"
_Night of the Seagulls_? More like Night of the Shitty Movie!