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Mean Machine

R
Movie
2001
1h 39m
English
Comedy, Drama
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Rating
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6.6
IMDB
Mean Machine (2001) on IMDb
CRITIC SCORE
40

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Directed By: Barry Skolnick

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Predat0r says...
9 months ago
:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart: - This is a good film with a balanced of comedies and action. 10:heart:- Masterpiece :100: 9:heart:- Excellent 8:heart: - Amazing :ok_hand: 7:heart:- Great :sun_with_face: 6:heart: - Good :thumbsup: 5:heart: - Average :head_bandage: 4:heart: - Bad but watchable :octagonal_sign: 3:heart: - Bad :sob: 2:rage:- Awful :face_vomiting: 1:face_with_symbols_over_mouth: - Bull Shit
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dr_faf says...
2 years ago
This movie has everything. Fun, emotions, tragedy and best of all FooooooooTball... “Mean machine” !!!!! “Mean Machine” !!!!! I wish I could rate 20/10. It’s a must see !!! Cheers !!!
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John Chard
6 years ago
1-0 to the Mean Machine.

Mean Machine is an English reworking of Robert Aldrich's 1974 beefcake Burt Reynolds starrer, The Longest Yard. Substituting Gridiron for Soccer, director Barry Skolnick, along with his roll call of British "faces", is only aiming for one market.

That of the footie wor More
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