| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Jens Holzheuer | Crew | Directing | Director, Producer, Writer, Editor |
Oliver Tietgen | Crew | Directing | Director, Writer, Director of Photography |
 Bai Ling | Cast | Actress | Galvana |
 Dietrich Kuhlbrodt | Cast | Actor | Will Donner |
 Fred Olen Ray | Cast | Actor | Uncle Fred |
 Jörg Buttgereit | Cast | Actor | German Doctor |
 Lloyd Kaufman | Cast | Actor | TV Anchor |
 Uwe Boll | Cast | Actor | President |
Adrian Dittus | Cast | Blu-Roy | |
Manni Laudenbach | Cast | Actor | Quackman |
Nina Lauterbach | Cast | Actress | Woman |
Jens Holzheuer | Cast | Radioactive Human Being / Shocker / Screwdriver Fist / Ninja-Bob / Flea Market Guy | |
Oliver Tietgen | Cast | Orgasmic Octopus/Leather Dancer/Laughing Bum | |
Jens Schütte | Cast | Checkers / Sidekirk / Worried Christian Father | |
 Stefan Woelk | Cast | Worried Christian Father | |
 Jerry Kwarteng | Cast | Actor | Jesus |
 Aramis Merlin | Cast | Actor | Man-O-Men |
René Wiesner | Cast | Civilian / Ninja-Fred / Neon Thug / Fish Man / Geek with Cam | |
Nicholas J. Schofield | Cast | Gerry Atrics (as Nick Schofield) | |
Boris Lauterbach | Cast | Actor | Judas Beast |
Michela Maridati | Cast | Dark Beauty (as Mikym) | |
Tatiana Calasans | Cast | Tatiana | |
Jannika Jira | Cast | Actress | Sadorella |
Christina Völz | Cast | Vegas Doll | |
Simon Lammers | Cast | Thug | |
Björn Warns | Cast | Actor | Judas Chief |
Martin Vandreier | Cast | Actor | Judas Thief |
Norma J. Jackson | Cast | Menstru Girl | |
Daisi Pollard | Cast | Popular Fan Girl | |
Jelena Nogli | Cast | Saaht Monum / Girl at Bar | |
Saphyra Da Myra | Cast | Doris / Doris's Husband / Doris's Daughter | |
Selina Meyer | Cast | Sally X/Hygiene-Girl/Slasher Victims | |
Anna Kuzovkova | Cast | Osiris / Ninja-Anna | |
Emilia Wellbrock | Cast | Twin | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
