Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

>*–"We're going to Camp Crystal Lake." –"Oh, yeah? Planning on smoking a little dope, having a little premarital sex and getting slaughtered?"* No, this franchise goes to hell. What I expected from this entry is the whole movie litterally taking place in hell and maybe Jason killing the devil, seeing his mother again and him working his way back out of there or something. Well this wasn't it at all and it was boring as hell. Who the hell wrote this script, basically a Jason-less entry with some wannabe loser humans playing house while Jason is out of town. I liked the intro though, nice explosion and Jason looks like a wallnut with hair in this one. Some neat practical effects and kills. The characters are trash in this one. Not enough one-liners or comedy. It's basically the exposition dump entry of the franchise, no idea who wrote this crap generic lore but it doesn't feel like it belongs. Awful third act. Overall, what the hell?! I want a Voorhees burger

I'm a huge fan of the _13th_ series. They are my favorite slasher movies. Look, I get why people don't like this one, but it's for all the same reasons I enjoy it. What did you want, another ninety minutes of Jason killing teens at a camp? You give people more of the same, they complain. You try to make something different, people complain. Do you know what I complain about? People who write "reviews" without qualifying their issues. Anyway! _Jason Goes to Hell_ really does a great job at staying true to the key features of a _13th_ film, all while stepping way outside the box. We still get creative kills, nudity, a bit of dark humor; Along with some horror easter eggs. Inarticulate morons can moan about how much they dislike this, but they can't deny that the story takes creative risk. This is the ninth movie in the franchise, and just look at how much has changed since the first movie.