ai yi yi yi yi... I have no words... and yet, I have plenty to say... This...travesty...this...thing....this film...wow... so unbelievably awful that I'm still trying to figure out if this was meant as a joke or if the producers actually thought they had something here. This has to be some of the most horrid acting I have _ever_ seen in a long list of awful movies. I mean, some movies (my wife disagrees) are fun to watch because they're so bad but this...this THING...this film falls somewhere into the abyss between _"so bad it's good"_ and _"I just want to pour bleach into my brain so I can forget this ever existed"_ It's honestly so atrocious that I really, honestly do not know if it was intended to be this bad or if the movie was just thrown out there with a vidcam and a ten-dollar budget. At times, it was laughably bad; other times, it was roll-your-eyes horrible, and at other times, it was just _"Why am I wasting my time on this?"_ frustratingly awful. If you're contemplating watching this, stream forward to the _Mildred screams_ scene at the 0:46:44 mark when she gets out of the car, only to be confronted with a guy drooling Cool Whip and grunting. That is your barometer for this entire film: just BAD. I mean, I've sat through _Flesh-Eating Mothers_ and _Chopper Chicks from Zombie Town_ and others that were groan-worthy but this...lord, every time I watch a bad movie, I think _"This has to be the worst ever."_ and somehow, I keep finding others that top the mark. This one....wowsers... There was absolutely nothing good about it and absolutely nothing positive or affirmative I can make mention of. Nothing. And after all the bad movies I've watched, that's saying a lot. This was just bad from start to finish.