| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Brian Bernstein | Crew | Camera | "A" Camera Operator, Additional Director of Photography |
Cecily Gambrell | Crew | Writing | Screenplay, Producer |
 Dana Gonzales | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
 Danny Trejo | Crew | Production | Producer |
Didier Rachou | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
Rachael Lin Gallaghan | Crew | Production | Production Supervisor |
Jessica Flaherty | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Designer |
Joe Eckardt | Crew | Directing | Director, Producer |
Melanie Rein | Crew | Art | Production Design |
Colby Kane | Crew | Writing | Screenplay, Executive Producer, Story |
Shane English | Crew | Camera | Second Assistant Camera |
Will Sandoval | Crew | Directing | Second Assistant Director |
Don-Ya | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costumer |
Anastacia C. Nemec | Crew | Production | Associate Producer |
Christina Hernandez | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Key Makeup Artist |
 Andy Dick | Cast | Actor | Patrick |
Binky van Bilderbeek | Cast | Actor | Schwarzenegger / Connery (voice) |
Cecily Gambrell | Cast | Julie | |
 Corin Nemec | Cast | Actor | Tom |
 Page Falkinburg Jr. | Cast | Actor | Sleezy Guy |
Danny Trejo | Cast | Actor | Shady |
 David Faustino | Cast | Actor | Ben |
 Edward Bunker | Cast | Actor | Big Joe |
 Edward Furlong | Cast | Actor | Tye |
Gilbert Trejo | Cast | Kid #1 | |
 Jason Marsden | Cast | Actor | Wendell |
 Jason Mewes | Cast | Actor | Quebert |
 Jennifer Finnigan | Cast | Actress | Morgan |
 Lacey Chabert | Cast | Actress | Cindy |
 Maeve Quinlan | Cast | Actress | Sarah |
 Maurice Chasse | Cast | Agent | |
 Michael DeLorenzo | Cast | Actor | Rocko |
 Michael Rivkin | Cast | Actor | Ryan |
 Rachael Bella | Cast | Actress | Lindsey |
 Robert Rodriguez | Cast | Actor | Mr. Lewis |
 Ted Raimi | Cast | Actor | Special Agent Brown |
Gina DeVettori | Cast | Actress | Carly |
 Kincaid Walker | Cast | Actress | Flight Attendant |
 Sammy Montero | Cast | Actor | Waiter |
Colby Kane | Cast | Special Agent Houston | |
Camille Rousseau | Cast | Bartender | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
