Greyhound

Technically marvelous but I felt nothing watching this. No thrills, no suspense, nada.

And once again the freshly baked, first-time captain is the American Hero saving the day and awing the world against the bad, evil Kriegsmarine, which, as we all know, **only** consisted of sadistic Nazis howling over radio like a delirious drunken man while engaging the enemy. Straight historic facts. And obviously the captain has a soft spot for the coloured cook Cleveland, who tragically parishes in an attack. Except the fact that the navy didn't allow coloured people on their ships until 1948 while this cheap propaganda piece is set in 1942. Except the Kriegsmarine was known to be the least Nazified service in the German war machine. Why the directors/writers of cheesy sh*t like this always try to rewrite history, I don't know. Seriously, watch "Das Boot" or "The Enemy Below". Don't waste your time with this garbage.