| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Bobcat Goldthwait | Crew | Directing | Director, Writer |
 Brian Slack | Crew | Sound | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
 Peewee Piemonte | Crew | Crew | Stunt Coordinator |
Robert Jackson | Crew | Sound | Sound Designer |
 Sean McKittrick | Crew | Production | Producer |
Thomas Tannenberger | Crew | Visual Effects | Visual Effects Supervisor |
Travis Baumann | Crew | Visual Effects | Digital Compositor |
Angela Sostre | Crew | Production | Line Producer |
David Hopper | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Gabriel J. Serrano | Crew | Sound | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
Bill Donnelly | Crew | Sound | Sound Mixer |
Bradley Stonesifer | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
Casey Genton | Crew | Sound | Sound Effects Editor |
Dawn Subhasiriwatana | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Key Makeup Artist |
Jason Stewart | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Jeff Culotta | Crew | Production | Producer |
Luis F. Pazos | Crew | Crew | Visual Effects Editor |
Tim Limer | Crew | Sound | Sound Recordist |
Matt Kollar | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
Edward H. Hamm Jr. | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Sarah de Sa Rego | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Design, Co-Producer |
Brittany Fontaine | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Assistant Makeup Artist |
Jim Goldthwait | Crew | Production | Co-Producer |
Aaron Peak | Crew | Editing | Colorist |
 Abigail Bradley | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Additional Hairstylist |
Callie Thurman | Crew | Sound | Sound Editor |
Arran Murphy | Crew | Sound | Sound Mixer |
Natalie Sanfilippo | Crew | Art | Production Design |
Sang Jun Kim | Crew | Sound | Dialogue Editor |
Jose Barocio Jr. | Crew | Sound | Boom Operator |
Morgan Jenkins | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Assistant Makeup Artist |
 Aris Alvarado | Cast | Steven Clark | |
 Brad Rowe | Cast | Actor | Angry Tea Bagger |
 Bruce Nozick | Cast | Actor | TMI Host |
 Bryce Johnson | Cast | Actor | Co-Worker |
 Christopher Allen Nelson | Cast | Actor | Trooper |
 Christopher Doyle | Cast | Actor | American Superstarz Security Guard Who Gets Shot |
 David Mendenhall | Cast | Actor | Roxy's Father |
 Dorie Barton | Cast | Actress | Chloe's Mom |
Eliza Coyle | Cast | Actress | Office Staff |
 Frank Conniff | Cast | Actor | Stan Kurtz |
 Geoff Pierson | Cast | Actor | Frank's Boss |
 Jack Plotnick | Cast | Actor | Party Planner #2 |
 Jamie Harris | Cast | Actor | American Superstarz Judge |
 Jill Talley | Cast | Actress | Office Staff |
 Joe Liss | Cast | Actor | Office Staff |
 Joel Murray | Cast | Actor | Frank |
 Larry Miller | Cast | Actor | Chloe's Dad |
Mike Tristano | Cast | Actor | Shady Gun Dealer |
 Mo Gaffney | Cast | Actress | Singing Waitress |
 Orson Oblowitz | Cast | TMI Flunky | |
 Regan Burns | Cast | Actor | Michael Fuller |
 Sandra Vergara | Cast | Actress | American Superstarz Judge |
 Scot Zeller | Cast | Actor | Ronald |
 Steve Agee | Cast | Actor | American Superstarz Crew Member |
 Toby Huss | Cast | Actor | Man with Cell Phone Who Gets Shot |
 Tom Kenny | Cast | Actor | Office Staff |
 Tom Lenk | Cast | Actor | Party Planner #1 |
Tony V. | Cast | Actor | Pancake Eating Pedophile |
 Travis Wester | Cast | Actor | Ed |
 Alexie Gilmore | Cast | Actress | Morning Show Host |
Brendalyn Richard | Cast | Karen | |
Dan Spencer | Cast | Doctor | |
 Guerrin Gardner | Cast | Actress | Tampon-Throwing Tuff Gurl |
 Iris Almario | Cast | Actress | Sophia Milo |
 Kirk Bovill | Cast | Actor | Police Captain |
 Melinda Page Hamilton | Cast | Actress | Alison |
 Michael Carbonaro | Cast | Actor | Robbie Barkley |
Morgan Murphy | Cast | Actress | Fast Food Employee |
 Rich McDonald | Cast | Actor | Brad |
 Romeo Brown | Cast | Actor | John Tyler |
 Samantha Droke | Cast | Actress | Ashylee Chloe's BFF |
 Tara Lynne Barr | Cast | Actress | Roxy |
 Carson Aune | Cast | Boy Who Gets Shot in Movie Theater #2 | |
Gilland Jones | Cast | Actress | Girl Who Gets Shot in Movie Theater |
James McAndrew | Cast | Actor | Morning Show Host |
Kellie Ramdhanie | Cast | Melissa Tuff Gurl | |
 Lauren Benz Phillips | Cast | Actress | Donna |
 Mackenzie Brooke Smith | Cast | Actress | Ava |
Naomi Glick | Cast | Kimberly Black | |
 Nate Scholz | Cast | Actor | Paparazzi |
Cameron Denny | Cast | Office Worker | |
Danny Geter | Cast | Mutual of Onodaga Security Guard | |
 Maddie Hasson | Cast | Actress | Chloe |
 Jacob DeMonte-Finn | Cast | Actor | Boy Who Gets Shot in Movie Theater #1 |
Paul Eliopoulos | Cast | Actor | Reverend Goran |
 Hunter Hamilton | Cast | Actor | Dancer |
 Lon Gowan | Cast | Actor | Guy Who Runs in the Audience and Gets Shot |
Nathan Kim | Cast | Dancer | |
Daniel Lee Everson | Cast | Guy | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
