I watched the opening scene of this several years ago and then stopped [spoiler]at the bridge scene in the opening[/spoiler] to watch something else; the only thing I could recall was the line, _"It looks like an acorn."_

That's the most memorable thing about this entire flop. So full of plotholes and idiocy that I'm not going to waste time giving it a full review. Just suffice to say, you **do not** want to waste your evening watching this tripe. It's full of cliches, loopholes, stupid characters, and one incredibly "lovesick" (can you say 'horndog' boys & girls? I thought you could) moron who chases his porno dreamgirl in a horribly lame attempt to get laid. The whole film was just awful. There was one good (i.e. unique) kill scene in it but that one scene wasn't worth sitting through the rest of this; it's just a bad film.

I'm glad I eventually looked up the line, _"It looks like an acorn"_ and found this because I always wondered if this was any good. It wasn't. But at least, now I know.