| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Adrian Shergold | Crew | Directing | Director |
 John Krausa | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Design |
Mark Vennis | Crew | Production | Producer |
 Maxine Peake | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
 Roger Tooley | Crew | Camera | Steadicam Operator |
 Tony Pitts | Crew | Writing | Writer, Executive Producer |
Tony Slater-Ling | Crew | Crew | Cinematography, Director of Photography |
 Paul Kennington | Crew | Crew | Stunt Coordinator |
Tania Reddin | Crew | Editing | Editor |
 Richard Hawley | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
Charlotte Arden | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
 Andie Davies | Crew | Visual Effects | VFX Editor |
Lyndon S. Hellewell | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Candida Otton | Crew | Art | Production Design |
Kevin Proctor | Crew | Production | Producer |
 Alun Armstrong | Cast | Actor | Lenny |
 Bobby Knutt | Cast | Actor | Crookes Club Concert Secretary |
 Dominic Brunt | Cast | Actor | Landlord |
 Duggie Brown | Cast | Actor | Old Man |
 Kevin Eldon | Cast | Actor | Danny |
 Lindsey Coulson | Cast | Actress | Funny Cow's Mum |
Maxine Peake | Cast | Actress | Funny Cow |
 Paddy Considine | Cast | Actor | Angus |
 Stephen Graham | Cast | Actor | Mike/Funny Calf's Dad |
 Steve Money | Cast | Actor | Fat K. |
Tony Pitts | Cast | Actor | Bob |
 Vic Reeves | Cast | Actor | Ventriloquist |
 Christine Bottomley | Cast | Actress | Funny Calf's Mum |
 Corinne Bailey Rae | Cast | Actress | Coffee |
 Diane Morgan | Cast | Actress | Margaret |
Jayne Bickerton | Cast | Actress | Mad Woman |
 John Bishop | Cast | Actor | Colin Pine |
 Kevin Rowland | Cast | Actor | Jeff |
 Hannah Walters | Cast | Actress | Jean |
 Graham Hughes | Cast | Actor | Jacques LeCock |
 Hebe Beardsall | Cast | Actress | Funny Calf (Aged 20s) |
 Robert Curtis | Cast | Actor | Dial House Concert Secretary |
 Grant Crookes | Cast | Actor | Cinema Goer (uncredited) |
Richard Hawley | Cast | Actor | Cream aka Rodney Chittingdon |
 Kate Russell-Smith | Cast | Geraldine | |
Macy Shackleton | Cast | Actress | Funny Calf |
Tom Gibbons | Cast | Bob (Aged 20s) | |
Ashton Steele | Cast | Young Mike | |
Jake Holdsworth | Cast | Soft Mick | |
Lissi Brook | Cast | Girl | |
Lily Jones Adkin | Cast | Big Girl | |
Calvin Cawood | Cast | Big Boy | |
Alfie Graham | Cast | Actor | Liam |
Grace Graham | Cast | Debs | |
Steven E Harris | Cast | Dial House Heckler | |
Bilko | Cast | Himself | |
Danny Hawley | Cast | Young Kev | |
Kay Boggett | Cast | Janet | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
