| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 José Mourinho | Crew | Directing | Director |
 Jon Champion | Crew | Writing | Writer |
 Avram Grant | Crew | Directing | Director |
 Ashley Cole | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Didier Drogba | Cast | Actor | Self |
José Mourinho | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Michael Ballack | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Frank Lampard | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Ricardo Carvalho | Cast | Self | |
 Paulo Ferreira | Cast | Self | |
 Shaun Wright-Phillips | Cast | Self | |
 Petr Čech | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Florent Malouda | Cast | Self | |
 Salomon Kalou | Cast | Self | |
 Michael Essien | Cast | Actor | Self |
 John Obi Mikel | Cast | Self | |
 John Terry | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Joe Cole | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Claude Makélélé | Cast | Actor | Self |
Avram Grant | Cast | Self | |
 Juliano Belletti | Cast | Self | |
 Alex Rodrigo Dias da Costa | Cast | Self | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
