What in the holy heck of cinema did I just witness?

I saw C.H.U.D. 1 and really enjoyed myself, I was like oh there's a sequel that could be neat I guess.

I don't know how but this has the audacity to call itself a sequel. The only thing remotely connecting the films is the word C.H.U.D.

Somehow we managed to go from mutated underground cannibalistic cave dwellers to zombies that can talk, yet are about as intelligent as a tomato which is saying something for other zombie movies.

I don't know how Robert Vaughn got in on this, but at least he hams up his performance as an army general plus its great watching him [spoiler] fire an RPG into a diner blowing it to smithereens and cursing later on, [/spoiler] so it has that going for it....................

Oh and the ending song was a little banger.

Oddly enough the killings that said zombies (I use that term because I cant classify what they are supposed to be, its like a comical version of return of the living dead, if you haven't seen you should at least the first 3, 4 and 5 go off the railroad but I digress) We don't really see the kill, we just hear this same repeated crunch sound, no real bite or blood even for a low budget movie.

[spoiler] The zombies even have trouble biting a room full of party goers in a slapstick way but then all run after one girl in a bathing suit who is setting a trap, like guys what are we doing here [/spoiler]

To summarize, I guess if you want a ............ I pause because I'm struggling here. If you want a late night chill with friends and a good laugh or maybe a dedicated Robert Vaughn fan then this could be passable fun.

My advice for most stick to the first one and your golden.