| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Albert Kantoff | Crew | Writing | Dialogue |
 Christian Clavier | Crew | Writing | Idea |
Gilbert Natot | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Gilles Bonneau | Crew | Camera | Camera Operator |
 Gérard Calvi | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
 Gérard Jugnot | Crew | Writing | Idea |
Hubert Mérial | Crew | Production | Production Manager |
Jacques Besnard | Crew | Directing | Director, Adaptation |
Jacques Gallois | Crew | Sound | Sound |
 Jean Halain | Crew | Writing | Scenario Writer, Dialogue, Writer, Adaptation |
 Michel Lang | Crew | Directing | Assistant Director |
 Thierry Lhermitte | Crew | Writing | Idea |
 Yves Rousset-Rouard | Crew | Production | Line Producer |
Maurice Gilbert | Crew | Sound | Sound Mixer |
Jean Pieuchot | Crew | Production | Unit Manager |
 Eliane Brum | Crew | Directing | Script Supervisor |
Jean-Pierre Baux | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
Henri Sonois | Crew | Art | Production Design |
Micheline Chaperon | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Key Makeup Artist |
 Bernard Blier | Cast | Actor | Phano |
 Bob Asklöf | Cast | Actor | Le nouveau compagnon de Lulu |
Christian Clavier | Cast | Actor | L'agent de sécurité homosexuel (non crédité) |
François Brincourt | Cast | Le vendeur de voitures | |
Gérard Jugnot | Cast | Actor | Gaston, contôleur de quai et incontinent urinaire (non crédité) |
 Jean Lefebvre | Cast | Actor | Riton |
 Marcel Gassouk | Cast | Actor | Un client des toilettes (non crédité) |
 Marion Game | Cast | Actress | Lulu, ex-compagne de Max |
 Maurice Travail | Cast | Actor | Le passager du train |
 Max Amyl | Cast | Actor | L'agent de police devant la gare |
 Michel Serrault | Cast | Actor | Max |
 Popeck | Cast | Actor | Un policier à la gare (Crédité : Jean Herber) |
 Sébastien Floche | Cast | Actor | Un client des toilettes (non crédité) |
Thierry Lhermitte | Cast | Actor | Un militaire à la gare (non crédité) |
 Tsilla Chelton | Cast | Actress | Rose, la « dame pipi » |
Jean Roche | Cast | Actor | Le reporter de la télévision |
Jean Pieuchot | Cast | Le rabbin (non crédité) | |
Sophie Leclair | Cast | La passagère du train | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
