| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Michael Madsen | Crew | Production | Producer |
 Michael Mongillo | Crew | Directing | Director, Story |
David Wexler | Crew | Writing | Original Concept |
Christopher Klatman | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
 Daryl Hannah | Cast | Actress | Self |
 David Carradine | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Davis Mikaels | Cast | Dexter Hilt | |
 Debbie Rochon | Cast | Actress | Agnes Ripplehorn |
Doug Tompos | Cast | Actor | Mark Pollard |
 Harry Dean Stanton | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Jack Betts | Cast | Actor | James J. Perry |
 Jason Loughridge | Cast | Madsen's Punched-out Paparazzi Guy | |
 Lacey Chabert | Cast | Actress | Vanessa Rapaport |
Michael Madsen | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Paige Davis | Cast | Actress | Self |
Sean Grant | Cast | Actor | Go faster Prom Boy |
 Tara Mercurio | Cast | Actress | Cindy |
Thomas Edward Seymour | Cast | Actor | Phil |
Vickie Roberts | Cast | Attorney Vicki Roberts | |
 Virginia Madsen | Cast | Actress | Self |
Bob Bannon | Cast | Scott Sales | |
Dick Boland | Cast | Paige Davis' chauffer | |
 Fuschia Sumner | Cast | Actress | Jeet Kune Do Warrior |
Holly Perkins | Cast | Actress | Mark Pollard's Paparazzied Date |
 Jason Alan Smith | Cast | Actor | Billy Dant / Peter Kenneth Ryan |
 Kathy Searle | Cast | Actress | Jackie Clark |
Michael Mongillo | Cast | The Other Director (voice) | |
 Julia Rusatsky | Cast | Actress | Sally Folson |
Patrick N. Sellers | Cast | Actor | Nightclub Patron |
Aislinn Kerchaert | Cast | Nightclub Patron | |
Rachel Greene | Cast | Billy Dant Groupy | |
Elaine Madsen | Cast | Self | |
Timothy Burke | Cast | Corrections Officer | |
Michael G. Sayers | Cast | Billy Dant's History Narrator (voice) | |
 Kristin Burke | Cast | Actress | Rachel |
 Brian McCourt | Cast | Actor | Madsen Gawker #2 |
Donna Fiducia | Cast | Self | |
Ellen Diner | Cast | Actress | Madsen Gawker #1 |
Madison Michele | Cast | Actress | Self |
Michael Meehan | Cast | Young Billy Dant / Peter Kenneth Ryan (as Michael Meehan) | |
Brian Krisak | Cast | Nightclub Patron | |
Gary Ploski | Cast | Dant's Mr. Lawyer | |
Ashley Carvalho | Cast | Billy Dant Groupy | |
Kimberly Carvalho | Cast | Billy Dant Groupy | |
Larry Joseph | Cast | Madsen Gawker #3 | |
Taylor Warren | Cast | The Other Sound Recordist (voice) | |
Stephen Emirzian | Cast | Madsen's Gay Lover | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
