| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Aaron Haye | Crew | Art | Art Direction |
Beverly Holloway | Crew | Production | Casting |
Brian Baugh | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
 David Zucker | Crew | Directing | Director, Producer, Writer |
James L. Venable | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
 John Shepherd | Crew | Production | Producer |
Lewis Friedman | Crew | Writing | Writer, Co-Producer |
 Patrick M. Sullivan | Crew | Art | Production Design |
Stephen McEveety | Crew | Production | Producer |
Todd Burns | Crew | Production | Co-Producer |
Vashi Nedomansky | Crew | Editing | Editor |
 Jessica Harbeck | Crew | Crew | Utility Stunts |
 Simone Bargetze | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Stacey Carino | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Diane Hendricks | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
 Sabine Varnes | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Rachel Good | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Design |
Ken Ferguson | Crew | Production | Co-Executive Producer |
Myrna Sokoloff | Crew | Production | Executive Producer, Writer |
Kenneth Hendricks | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
 Alaina Huffman | Cast | Actress | Celebrity 1 |
 Amy Povich | Cast | Actress | Airport Passenger 1 |
 Anthony Marciona | Cast | Actor | Professor |
 Benton Jennings | Cast | Actor | Hitler |
 Bill O'Reilly | Cast | Actor | Himself |
 Blane Savage | Cast | Parent | |
 Bubba Dean Rambo | Cast | Professor | |
 Camille Grammer | Cast | Actress | I Gave up an Ass Lift for This? |
 Carlton Wilborn | Cast | Actor | Parent |
 Chriss Anglin | Cast | John F. Kennedy | |
 Christopher McDonald | Cast | Actor | Lab Technician |
Dana Lyn Baron | Cast | Speaker 1940's | |
 David Alan Grier | Cast | Actor | Rastus Malone |
 Dennis Hopper | Cast | Actor | Judge Clarence Henderson |
Durrell Nelson | Cast | Actor | Chaplain |
 Ernest Harden Jr. | Cast | Actor | Professor |
Fred Travalena | Cast | Actor | Jimmy Carter |
 Gail O'Grady | Cast | Actress | Jane Wagstaffe |
 Gary Coleman | Cast | Actor | Slave |
 Geoffrey Arend | Cast | Actor | Mohammed |
 Heather Lea Gerdes | Cast | Actress | Professor |
 James Woods | Cast | Actor | Todd Grosslight |
 Jane Park Smith | Cast | Actress | Reporter 2 |
 Jeff Corbett | Cast | Actor | Policeman 2 |
Jerry Trent | Cast | Actor | Professor |
 Jesse Heiman | Cast | Actor | Young Michael Malone |
 Jillian Murray | Cast | Actress | Heather |
 Joey Naber | Cast | Actor | Terrorist 2 |
 John O'Hurley | Cast | Actor | Silvano |
 Jon Voight | Cast | Actor | President George Washington |
 Karri Turner | Cast | Actress | Lab Tech 2 |
 Katie Gill | Cast | Actress | Rehearsal Actress |
 Keith Allan | Cast | Actor | Plantation Singer |
 Kelsey Grammer | Cast | Actor | General George S. Patton |
 Kevin Farley | Cast | Actor | Michael Malone |
 Kevin Sorbo | Cast | Actor | George Mulrooney |
 Lauren Lee Smith | Cast | Actress | Voice of Reason |
 Leslie Nielsen | Cast | Actor | Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa |
 Marcy Goldman | Cast | Actress | Professor |
Marilyn Rising | Cast | Parent | |
 Mary Hart | Cast | Actress | Entertainment Tonight Host |
Mell Flynn | Cast | "Traitor!" | |
 Michael Higgins | Cast | Actor | Parent |
 Nadine Ellis | Cast | Actress | Parent |
 Nikki DeLoach | Cast | Actress | Lily |
 Oliver Muirhead | Cast | Actor | Neville Chamberlain |
 Paris Hilton | Cast | Actress | Paris Hilton |
 Reshma Gajjar | Cast | Actress | Columbia Student '1968' |
 Richard Tanner | Cast | Actor | Village Voter |
 Robert Davi | Cast | Actor | Aziz |
Robert Pierce | Cast | Actor | Minister 1 |
 Sandi Johnson | Cast | Actress | Professor |
 Scott Bailey | Cast | Actor | Celebrity 2 |
 Simon Rex | Cast | Actor | Simon Rex |
 Steve Monroe | Cast | Actor | Airport Passenger 2 |
 Trace Adkins | Cast | Actor | Angel of Death |
 Travis Schuldt | Cast | Actor | Josh |
Troy Christian | Cast | Actor | Parent |
 Brent Lydic | Cast | Wounded Soldier | |
 Brian Michael Jones | Cast | Actor | Columbia Student '1968' |
 Cameron Goodman | Cast | Actress | Political Aide |
 Cocoa Brown | Cast | Actress | Airport Security Guard 1 |
 Julian Berlin | Cast | Actress | Woman at Awards Party |
Julianne Waters | Cast | Actress | Columbia Student '1968' |
 Lu Parker | Cast | Actress | Reporter 1 |
Mark Henderson | Cast | Actor | Minister 2 |
Mary Castro | Cast | Hottie | |
Morgan Beck | Cast | "Free History Term Papers" | |
Oren Rehany | Cast | Terrorist on Bike | |
 Rich McDonald | Cast | Actor | Thought You Hated Country Music! |
 Sammy Sheik | Cast | Actor | Subway Terrorist |
 Serdar Kalsin | Cast | Actor | Ahmed |
 Zachary Levi | Cast | Actor | Lab Tech 1 |
 Alexander DiPersia | Cast | Actor | Rehearsal Actor |
 Anna Osceola | Cast | Actress | Molly Duncan |
 Atticus Shaffer | Cast | Actor | Timmy / Atticus |
 Bill Posley | Cast | Actor | Mose Malone |
 Christy Williams | Cast | Actress | Columbia Student '1968' |
 Jen Halperin | Cast | Actress | Hottie |
 Jenna Vogeler | Cast | Tiny Tina/Jenna | |
 Joe Hartzler | Cast | 'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor | |
 Joey Luthman | Cast | Actor | Boy Scout |
Kaleigh Kennedy | Cast | Becca/Kaleigh | |
Rebekah Crane | Cast | Girl Scout | |
Simone Lotter | Cast | Partygoer 2 | |
 Tyler Jacob Moore | Cast | Actor | Marty |
Randall Bosley | Cast | Actor | Mussolini |
Allen Lee Haff | Cast | Airport Security Guard 2 | |
 Brandon Alter | Cast | He's Much Fatter in Person. | |
 Coco Leigh | Cast | Actress | Nun on Bus |
Stan Mazin | Cast | Professor | |
Jimmy Fisher | Cast | Plantation Singer | |
 Jack Kelly | Cast | Actor | You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller |
 Chrisanne Eastwood | Cast | Actress | Hippie 2 |
Evan Sayet | Cast | Patient in Line | |
 Bryant Romo | Cast | "Sailors!" | |
Laura Fremont | Cast | Parent | |
 Mark Vafiades | Cast | Actor | Look Out! It's Those Christians! |
 Susan Deming | Cast | Actress | It's That Michael Malone! |
 Cheryl Baxter | Cast | Actress | Parent |
Marc Oka | Cast | Actor | Parent |
Allen Simpson | Cast | Cocktail Musician / Musician | |
 Norman Panto | Cast | Accordion Player | |
Brighid McEveety | Cast | Actress | Girl at BBQ |
Lee von Ernst | Cast | Hippie 1 | |
Lisa Fredrickson | Cast | Actress | Singer |
Eileen Gonzales | Cast | Actress | Reporter on TV |
Joe Sikorra | Cast | Policeman (MSG) 1 | |
Meghan McEveety | Cast | Trophy Girl | |
F. Lee Reynolds | Cast | Subway Policeman | |
Eddie Eason | Cast | Plantation Singer | |
Julio Hanson | Cast | Plantation Singer | |
Vicki Browne | Cast | Rosie O'Connell | |
Adam Yasmin | Cast | Musician | |
Dan Vulovic | Cast | Musician | |
Joanna Repsold | Cast | Wedding Guest | |
Fred Braggs | Cast | Plantation Singer | |
Carl De Gersdorff | Cast | Teddo | |
Elisabeth Jee | Cast | Parent | |
David Kogge | Cast | Musician | |
Tyree Mills | Cast | Plantation Singer | |
Peter F. Tegan | Cast | Stagehand | |
Paul R. Goldberg | Cast | Cocktail Musician | |
Andre Washington | Cast | Plantation Singer | |
John T. Hatton | Cast | Cocktail Musician | |
Josh Zucker | Cast | Voice of Reason | |
Abbie Shepherd | Cast | Trophy Girl at BBQ | |
Tony X. Deale | Cast | Actor | Security Guard |
Christopher Jenkins Holmes | Cast | Columbia Student '1968' | |
Badger Wagstaffe | Cast | Wedding Guest | |
Elizabeth Scott | Cast | I'm Starved. | |
Eric Gustafson | Cast | Musician | |
Hiroshi Ueha | Cast | Actor | Tojo |
Sarah Zucker | Cast | Voice of Reason | |
Joanne Bowland | Cast | Intern | |
David Oved | Cast | Afghan Prisoner 2 | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
