Rarely am I at a loss for words but this...wow...

Watch this only if (1) you're looking for truly violent, blood-spattering, gruesome films and (2) you can watch it with the full understanding that it makes absolutely no sense, there's simply nothing to it except a ton of carnage, and (3) you don't mind that it's awful, and "low-budget" is a compliment, and there's zero story. Also, be sure to read the synopsis (here on Trakt or IMDB, or at least _somewhere_ ) so you can understand what miniscule "storyline" there is. Seriously, if I hadn't read the synopsis, I would have had no idea what or why I was watching. The story makes absolutely no sense and doesn't even bother explaining what's happening. You're left to figure that out on your own, and since the movie dialogue is 100% in Italian, if you don't speak fluent Italian, you'd better hope you can find it with English subtitles.

Honestly, I really don't know how to describe/what to say about this other than it was an awful mess that was laughably bad and probably the biggest waste of red Koolaid you'll ever see on film...and that includes _The Evil Dead_ which - if you've read my review on that film - is saying a heckuva lot. _Adam Chaplin_ is not a movie; it's just a bloody, violent, gruesome series of fights that are the live-action version of animé.

PS: I gave it a "3" rating simply because it _was_ funny. Difficult to get through, but so unbelievable that it was actually funny.