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CaptainChunk says...
8 years ago
Wow - so far, so bad.

It seems SYFY has repurposed Awesom-O as some sort of terrible show generator - take a famous surname, add a female first name then hand over writing duties to Mr. Cuddles, the staff chimp.

Coming to a screen near you in 2017 - 'Adele Hitler' - great niece of famous A-hole battles futuristic motorcycling space commies from space for some reason, in order to something something girl power.
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Reply by Molson73-deleted-1600835184
8 years ago
@captainchunk LMFAO @ Awesome-O , wonder how many people will get it. I'm still going to watch episode 1 for sh its and giggles but I have a feeling it might have been better if Awesome-O put Adam Sandler in this one :D
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Reply by CaptainChunk
8 years ago
@molson73 Ha ha, definitely - what this show needs is a man who fell in love with a girl but it turns out that the girl is actually a golden retriever or something. :)
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Reply by Jim222001
8 years ago
@captainchunk August 2nd ? Hate negative reviews here before a show even comes on.
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Reply by CaptainChunk
8 years ago
@jim222001 Good for you. Whilst we're having a 'hate confessional', ironically enough one thing I hate are would-be smart-arses who post without being in full possession of the facts.<br /> <br /> Just for your records, the pilot was leaked (can you guess when?) and my opinion was based on viewing said leaked episode.<br /> <br /> Hope this helps.
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Reply by JoJo.SXM
8 years ago
@captainchunk LMAO... Do ppl actually think one would take their time and effort to write a review of an episode/show they haven't even watched??<br /> <br /> Even more daunting, do ppl really not know of leaked episodes or/and of soft premieres? <br /> E.g., Mr. Robot.
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Allendar says...
8 years ago
Very shallow and disappointing first episode. Mediocre action, bad one-liners, total absence of suspense or originality. Was so looking forward to it.. Also the overreactive American responses of threats and supposed bad-ass-ness totally landed wrong. The intents of the characters so far are quite dumb and cliché. Bragging with the banner of which producers it came from is very misleading. This goes wrong every time; even for Spielberg, Abrahams and so many others to date.
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manteltje says...
8 years ago
I can't wait for this!!!!
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Reply by JrGooNer
8 years ago
@manteltje the first episode is available right now if you wanna check it out
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Reply by Maleniak
7 years ago
@manteltje <br /> How much they pays for advertising shit tv series?<br /> I just curious :)
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Reply by manteltje
7 years ago
@maleniak haha! (nerd alert) I am just very into anything with vampires, I wish I could get paid fot it that would make my day.
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Reply by Maleniak
7 years ago
@maleniak <br /> OK, but 10! You seriously compare this with (for example) Buffy The Vampire Slayer? Did you really never see a better TV serie about vampires? Because 10 is for a masterpiece! (They teach about it in a film school as an example of how to make films / TV series).<br /> Once again: OK, it is your opinion, and thanks for explanation :)
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boredom2 says...
8 years ago
Surprisingly good - and not, what I expected...
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arvin555 says...
2 years ago
Really crappy series, I can't believe it lasted 5 seasons!
Bad fight scenes! Though it got better later in the season.
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sean.stiff.96 says...
7 years ago
Made it through the fu\irst handful of this show until I had to turn it off.. standard, cheap, flat looking Canadian Sci-fi aesthetic that I hate. Could easily have been called Forever Knight 2.0 if they weren’t trying to tie this to the comic book boom. Kind of embarrassing Canadian TV has progressed so little visually since that old Toronto fang show.
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snipah22 says...
8 years ago
I really don't know how to rate this show. On one hand it has times that it is terrible and other times that it is quite good. Probably 7/8 rating would be good for it.
I would say this - I am not too impatient on watching next episodes that I have yet to watch.
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Indrid says...
8 years ago
Van Helsing. Mythical warrior from a bloodline of kin this is not. I am still hoping that an age old English organisation is going to swoop in known as the@Hellsing Organisation is going to swoop in and reveal that she is the Daughter of the first vampyre who is under their control. Sadly I doubt there is going to be an ALUCARD popping up. What is the point this shows plot again? It feels like any other apocalyptic show. Containment, Helix, Walking Dead, The Strain, Aftermath...the list goes on. Without a GOOD lead character that lives up to the HELLSING/HELSING name...This show is just pointless and the title was just a last minute marketing grab. Disappointing
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edney_helene says...
one year ago
Very fun show, a lot of action and nordic culture, very very fun and nice! Such a shame it's over.
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omniapex says...
3 years ago
After the first season... everything starts to go downhill fast. Becomes cheesy and full of plot armour and plot holes
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true_devil says...
3 years ago
Seriously dumb now. Show was great to stsrt off with and now this lazy writing is just getting on my nerves. Stupid character development and just plain dumb at times. Find better ways to make the show interesting rather than finding easy ways to lengthen the story line e.g leaving the bloody amulet on show where any one can just "snatch" it. If that thing is so damn important maybe the main character shouldn't be dumb enough to keep it on show
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Terraterm says...
5 years ago
not sure what direction this show is going, but it needs a boost. this season is disappointing, the passing of the torch to the new girls without properly explaining away Vanesa not well done at all. It's really gotten cheesy, instead of maturing.
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miltherr says...
5 years ago
Wife Absolutely loves this show.
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ruegnueg-deleted-1549548335 says...
6 years ago
I refuse to watch season 3. why does it even get a third season?
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