Night Train to Terror

"There is only one master and his name is Satan!" So, this movie was a total train wreck, and I actually mean that literally. This is an anthology: three stories, not connected, viewed by Satan, and some old guy with a white beard - probably Santa. Anyway, the first two stories are splatter gore with kind of a Poe-esque touch. The third is out of place as a supernatural Satanic story. In general, the movie is poorly made, with bad editing, dodgy effects, and the acting is hit or miss. The moments with stop-motion animation felt entirely out of place, which didn't help since the film already seemed more like it was from the 1970s, not the 1980s. There is a fair amount of nudity in it, which was nice. However, what really broke it for me was the rock band on the train, who plays the same song over and over, coupled with the bad '80s dancing. It's a pity, I could see the stories working individually, though as short films shoved into a feature like this, it merely plays out like a chaotic mess.